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Old 01-25-2007, 06:53 AM   #1
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SkyDiver charged with murder....

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A married woman who was having an affair with a fellow skydiver plunged 13,000ft (4,000m) to her death after her love rival and best friend tampered with her parachute, police say.

Els Van Doren, 37, fell to earth in a garden in front of a group of onlookers. Els Clottemans, 22, has been charged with her murder.

Minutes earlier the pair had joined hands in a star formation with two other skydivers including Ms Clottemans’s boyfriend, a Dutchman named only as Marcel, who police say was having an affair with Mrs Van Doren.


While he and Ms Clottemans broke away at 4,000ft when their parachutes inflated, Mrs Van Doren, a mother of two, was unable to open either her main parachute or the reserve and crashed to her death in the town of Opglabbeek, Belgium.


Her final moments were filmed by her own head-mounted camera.
Wally Elters, a witness at the aerodrome from which the fatal flight departed, told Le Soir: “I was working on my plane when I heard someone on the ground screaming and pointing to the sky.

“I looked up and saw a black spot falling quickly to the ground. It was wriggling about and it was pretty obvious it was a person.

“Above it were three people in parachutes coming down slowly. Then it hit the ground. It was an appalling moment.”

Police say that video footage taken by Mrs Van Doren as she tried to open her parachute provided evidence that led them to suspect that a fellow club member had sabotaged the equipment. A spokesman said: “A close inspection of the parachutes leads us to believe they had been meddled with.”

An employee at the airfield in Zwarteberg added: “It is very rare for one parachute not to open, but for two to fail is virtually unheard of.”

At Mrs Van Doren’s funeral, about 1,000 people heard her sister deliver a bitter eulogy. “You did all you could during that final jump to save yourself,” she was quoted as saying in the Belgian press. “But someone did not want you to live.”

Ms Clottemans was arrested and charged after a two-month investigation. She denies the allegations but is being held in custody before a court appearance later this month.

Police became increasingly suspicious of Miss Clottemans after discovering the affair between Mrs Van Doren and Marcel. All three had skydived togther for several years.

Ms Clottemans, a secretary, is understood to have attempted suicide hours before being brought in for questioning by detectives for a second time last month. She is said to be suffering from a personality disorder and is receiving treatment.

Police have also disclosed that Ms Clottemans had previously been arrested for attempting to run over an American boyfriend. He escaped injury and she was released without charge.

According to the Belgian media, Marcel tried to arrange his liaisons so that neither woman found out about the other. His affair with Ms Clottemans began a year ago and he would spend Friday evening through to Saturday morning with her.

In the afternoon, he would meet Mrs Van Doren after she had spent the morning working in her husband’s jewellery shop. Their relationship had begun some years earlier and the two would spend the night in nearby Eindhoven, before returning to the skydiving club the next day.

Despite Marcel’s precautions, Ms Clottemans appears to have found out about her rival, although Mrs Van Doren was unaware that he was also involved with her close friend.

A statement from the public prosecutor said: “A thorough investigation of the available evidence and analysis of the motive provide sufficient reason for arresting the suspect. The investigating magistrate charged her with murder, issued an arrest warrant and had her locked up in Hasselt prison. “In order not to jeopardise the smooth running of the investigation, no further information will be supplied. As has already been suggested in the media, the motive for the crime is most probably in the passionate area. The accused denies the charges.”

Bizzare story out of Belgium


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Old 01-25-2007, 06:58 AM   #2
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:11 AM   #3
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:24 AM   #4
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Wasn't there a CSI episode similar to this?
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:25 AM   #5
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With the amount of CSI shows, I think you could say that about nearly every murder case in the history of the world.
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Old 01-25-2007, 07:28 AM   #6
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Considering CSI - at least initially - based most of their stories on the real life stories documented on Forensic Detectives, I think you could say CSI is based more on real life than the other way around. Of course, that furry animal episode from a couple of years ago was probably (hopefully) not based on a real occurrence.
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:05 AM   #7
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Can you have an affair when you're not married? I've never heard this term before when referring to boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:13 AM   #8
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Can you have an affair when you're not married? I've never heard this term before when referring to boyfriend/girlfriend.
Translation issue, I guess. In the Dutch languange it's normal to call it 'unfaithful' when a someone in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship is having another secret lover, yet it's not commonly called an 'affair' but rather something close to 'doing a stranger'.
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:14 AM   #9
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I really shouldn't be reading this board before 11am or so. After my reading disaster in the new Dennis Green thread, now I entered this thread thinking it was titled "SkyDog charged with murder...."
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:19 AM   #10
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Old 01-25-2007, 08:36 AM   #11
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Considering CSI - at least initially - based most of their stories on the real life stories documented on Forensic Detectives, I think you could say CSI is based more on real life than the other way around. Of course, that furry animal episode from a couple of years ago was probably (hopefully) not based on a real occurrence.

CSI is just a bad rip off of Forensic Detectives
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:04 AM   #12
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Well, at least the guy didn't have to worry about calling out the wrong name.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:27 AM   #13
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This is actually the plot, and the ending, to a horrible B movie called The Skydivers. This is in the first volume of the MST3K DVD set series.

In my opinion, this is one of the best shows MST3K ever had, because you could tell, midway through the movie, that the crew got kind of pissed that they picked this movie. They started ripping it a little harder than they normally do (I mean, ripping...not just jokingly or witty, as is the norm). It's excellent, and a must-see.

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Old 01-25-2007, 09:30 AM   #14
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I really shouldn't be reading this board before 11am or so. After my reading disaster in the new Dennis Green thread, now I entered this thread thinking it was titled "SkyDog charged with murder...."

Fought the urge to create what would've been my first parody thread. Would've been fun to be in the box for a few.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:42 AM   #15
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Els Van Doren, 37, fell to earth in a garden in front of a group of onlookers. Els Clottemans, 22, has been charged with her murder.

I bet the boyfriend was wondering what the Els was going on here.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:45 AM   #16
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I really shouldn't be reading this board before 11am or so. After my reading disaster in the new Dennis Green thread, now I entered this thread thinking it was titled "SkyDog charged with murder...."
I think this thread was obviously setup to encourage a parody. A parody precursor if you will.
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Old 01-25-2007, 09:48 AM   #17
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I think this thread was obviously setup to encourage a parody. A parody precursor if you will.

*fixed it*

Now it is
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This one really hits hard
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Old 01-25-2007, 11:38 AM   #20
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I guess that chick didn't know how to handle the situation, so you know what they say - when all Els fails...


Or maybe that should be, "when all Els falls"?

I'm going to hell.
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Old 01-25-2007, 12:35 PM   #21
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I was going to post this myself, but I couldn't figure out a humorous, yet tasteful way of headlining it. I was trying to figure out how to use "cratered" or "impact", but couldn't do it.
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:21 PM   #22
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This is actually the plot, and the ending, to a horrible B movie called The Skydivers. This is in the first volume of the MST3K DVD set series.

In my opinion, this is one of the best shows MST3K ever had, because you could tell, midway through the movie, that the crew got kind of pissed that they picked this movie. They started ripping it a little harder than they normally do (I mean, ripping...not just jokingly or witty, as is the norm). It's excellent, and a must-see.

-John

There was also a mid-70s Columbo starring Johnny Cash with a plot that revolved around a parachute. He killed his wife in a staged plane accident and parachuted to safety.

Solid episode, Cash was great. Not Shatner-as-faux-Rush-Limbaugh great, but good enough.
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Old 01-25-2007, 01:23 PM   #23
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"SkyDiver"??????

lol at excessive capitalization. 15 yard penalty.
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