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Easy Mac · 12-12-2006, 09:00 PM

You eat soy

hxxp://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

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Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 09:27 PM

I saw this posted somewhere else today, too.

What a load of BS.

cartman · 12-12-2006, 09:33 PM

And some people wonder why WND isn't considered a reliable source of news.

sabotai · 12-12-2006, 10:14 PM

So, it wasn't "sexual experimentation" at all with hippies....it was the damn soy!

Raiders Army · 12-12-2006, 10:15 PM

But what about soy sauce?

Easy Mac · 12-12-2006, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

But what about soy sauce?

If you read the article

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Raiders Army · 12-12-2006, 10:29 PM

Ah, I stopped reading at

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A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

If you read the article

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Which is, of course, incorrect. It's actually vice versa; soy sauce is NOT fermented, unless it's the super expensive stuff that no one probably uses.

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-12-2006, 10:39 PM

I avoid fake food like tofu, that crap vegetarians serve that look like grey hot dogs, near beer...

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Ah, I stopped reading at

OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!

cartman · 12-12-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!

Probably on the receiving end of sodomy, based on what the article says it does to your nether regions...

Axxon · 12-12-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

But what about soy sauce?

That'll lead you to the "special sauce" every time. It's definitely on the avoid list. It's the gateway sauce.

Axxon · 12-12-2006, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

OH NOES! NOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SOY SAUCES AND BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SODOMY!

WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?

Crapshoot · 12-12-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

And some people wonder why WND isn't considered a reliable source of news.

What do you mean? Bubba told me it was reliable...

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Axxon

WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?

Gold.

Mustang · 12-12-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

But what about soy sauce?

It means you just don't drop the soap west of the International Date Line...

sterlingice · 12-13-2006, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Axxon

WOULDN'T THAT BE CONDEMNED TO A LIFE OF SOYDOMY?

Beautiful

SI

JPhillips · 12-13-2006, 08:37 AM

So where do lesbians come from?

Subby · 12-13-2006, 08:41 AM

That "news" site is the one that dumbfuck Franklinnoble and his dumbfuck wife cited for their dumbfuck arguments on several occassions.

EagleFan · 12-13-2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JPhillips

So where do lesbians come from?

Ugly chicks that can't get a man........duh.

Critch · 12-13-2006, 08:44 AM

I eat soy products fairly regularly, but I've got a huge dick and prefer women. So this article is obviously crap.

KWhit · 12-13-2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

That "news" site is the one that dumbfuck Franklinnoble and his dumbfuck wife cited for their dumbfuck arguments on several occassions.

I love Subby in a totally soyriffic way.

Subby · 12-13-2006, 08:45 AM

I eat crap products fairly regularly, but I've got huge women and prefer dick. So this article is obviously soy.

12-12-2006, 09:27 PM	#2
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	I saw this posted somewhere else today, too. What a load of BS. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

12-12-2006, 09:33 PM	#3
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	And some people wonder why WND isn't considered a reliable source of news. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

12-13-2006, 08:37 AM	#18
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	So where do lesbians come from? __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

12-13-2006, 08:41 AM	#19
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	That "news" site is the one that dumbfuck Franklinnoble and his dumbfuck wife cited for their dumbfuck arguments on several occassions. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-13-2006, 08:45 AM	#23
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I eat crap products fairly regularly, but I've got huge women and prefer dick. So this article is obviously soy. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

12-12-2006, 10:14 PM	#4
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	So, it wasn't "sexual experimentation" at all with hippies....it was the damn soy!

12-12-2006, 10:15 PM	#5
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	But what about soy sauce?

12-12-2006, 10:39 PM	#9
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I avoid fake food like tofu, that crap vegetarians serve that look like grey hot dogs, near beer...

12-13-2006, 08:44 AM	#21
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	I eat soy products fairly regularly, but I've got a huge dick and prefer women. So this article is obviously crap.

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