hypomathetical music question number 2

Kodos · 12-12-2006, 10:38 AM

As you open this thread cthomer puts a gun to your head and tells you to look at the clock. You have exactly 2 minutes to think of the song you consider the most rockingest of all time. There is no Q&A available, he simply repeats the question and states that no answer in 2 minutes will result in a bullet in your forehead.

There is no wrong answer, but any answer he considers a wiseass answer (very, very rare at FOFC, he assures you) results in not only your death but the killing of every living relative of yours. And the re-killing of some of the dead ones.

Name him your song. Time is a wastin'.

Kodos · 12-12-2006, 10:40 AM

"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.

Barkeep49 · 12-12-2006, 10:42 AM

Bohemian Rhapsody I tell him after about 30 seconds.

st.cronin · 12-12-2006, 10:52 AM

Istanbul not Constantinople

Emiliano · 12-12-2006, 10:55 AM

Iron Maiden "Be Quick Or Be Dead"

Samdari · 12-12-2006, 10:59 AM

"Rock and Roll Music" - Chuck Berry, instantaneously.

Now lets try a hard one.

VPI97 · 12-12-2006, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.

That's the entrance music for VT...it gets my vote.

Edit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGB6SBp01qQ

kurtism · 12-12-2006, 11:36 AM

"Black Dog" - Led Zeppelin

King of New York · 12-12-2006, 11:38 AM

Helter Skelter - The Beatles

bbor · 12-12-2006, 11:42 AM

Crazy train

gottimd · 12-12-2006, 11:45 AM

I think another thread is necessary for those of us with limited attention spans, low tolerance for authority, as well as IBS. Like hell if I am writing anything down until I get request #3.

JPhillips · 12-12-2006, 12:01 PM

Blackened-Metallica

AlexB · 12-12-2006, 12:17 PM

Saxon - Ride Like The Wind

timmae · 12-12-2006, 12:19 PM

Against Me - Cliche Guevara

3ric · 12-12-2006, 12:23 PM

Metallica - "One"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwW9L_qzqp8 (long version)

Vince · 12-12-2006, 12:31 PM

Iron Maiden's Wasted Years, after about 30 seconds of consideration.

MJ4H · 12-12-2006, 12:36 PM

Renegade by Styx

Maple Leafs · 12-12-2006, 12:51 PM

I tell him "Paradise City". Then I say "Wait, no, Welcome to the Jungle". Then I switch back and forth for two minutes, and end up taking the bullet because it would be like asking someone to choose between their two children.

Warhammer · 12-12-2006, 01:14 PM

First one that comes to mind is Layla, the first version mind you.

Then, I probably change it To Come Sail Away with 5 ticks cause no matter what you are doing when that song comes on you have to sing along with it.

For the record, the best Styx song is Blue Collar Man.

Warhammer · 12-12-2006, 01:15 PM

Aw crap, I'm taking a bullet because after 2 mins are up, I change to Hold On Loosely.

twothree · 12-12-2006, 01:17 PM

JAG · 12-12-2006, 01:49 PM

Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who.

SelzShoes · 12-12-2006, 01:57 PM

unchained-Van Halen

Ryche · 12-12-2006, 02:19 PM

Walk - Pantera

Maple Leafs · 12-12-2006, 02:20 PM

Is there some weird Internet virus out there that's making everyone see the original question as "name the third most rockingest song of all time after Welcome to the Jungle and Paradise City"?

rowech · 12-12-2006, 02:31 PM

Dazed and Confused -- Zep

airulf · 12-12-2006, 02:46 PM

Fade to Black: Metallica

Aardvark · 12-12-2006, 03:12 PM

I Wanna Be Your Dog -- Iggy Pop

Front Office Midget · 12-12-2006, 03:34 PM

Refused- New Noise I say after about 2 seconds.

KWhit · 12-12-2006, 03:42 PM

Before reading any other posts:

Welcome to the Jungle - GnR.

KWhit · 12-12-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Before reading any other posts:

Welcome to the Jungle - GnR.

Dola -

I put the "Before reading any other posts" part on this because I figured with 29 other responses before mine, about half of them would be this song.

CU Tiger · 12-12-2006, 03:47 PM

Paradise City G n R

with axle singing....if that chick (cheryl crow?) starts singing it use the bullet on me please...

HAHAHAHA I answered quickly to avoid the bullet then read the thread...

Pumpy Tudors · 12-12-2006, 03:56 PM

Walk the Dinosaur

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 04:09 PM

Surprise! You're Dead - Faith No More

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Is there some weird Internet virus out there that's making everyone see the original question as "name the third most rockingest song of all time after Welcome to the Jungle and Paradise City"?

Not as far as I'm aware, but apparently there is a real, biological virus out there that makes people think that lame bands like Guns and Roses "rock".

thesloppy · 12-12-2006, 04:14 PM

'Bomber' - Motorhead

Kodos · 12-12-2006, 04:15 PM

News flash: G 'n' R > Faith No More.

Also, Debbie Gibson > Faith No More.

Silver Owl · 12-12-2006, 05:12 PM

I can't handle the pressure of doing this again, so I am not going to open this thread.

Dooooh !!!

(yes I just happen to be watching the Simpsons right now)

Easy Mac · 12-12-2006, 05:31 PM

Zep - Immigrant Song

Groundhog · 12-12-2006, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

News flash: G 'n' R > Faith No More.

Also, Debbie Gibson > Faith No More.

Hey, that's OK. It's a free internet, and you're more than entitled to be wrong.

Joe · 12-12-2006, 05:58 PM

purple rain

SplitPersonality1 · 12-12-2006, 06:15 PM

Kashmir

Crapshoot · 12-12-2006, 06:29 PM

Like A Rolling Stone

Passacaglia · 12-12-2006, 06:38 PM

This one is a billion times easier. "Roll-On" by Love Jones.

primelord · 12-12-2006, 07:07 PM

It's pretty clear where my musical tastes are. In the other thread I hated more or less every song listed. In this thread I like more or less every song listed.

MJ4H · 12-12-2006, 07:27 PM

Pretty much exactly the opposite for me (except there are one or two in this thread I like. No more than one or two though).

Eaglesfan27 · 12-12-2006, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

"Enter Sandman," I tell him at 1:59.

My answer as well except I tell him after 30 seconds. I'm not taking a chance of miscalculating the time.

Shkspr · 12-12-2006, 08:01 PM

I'm going to go off the board with the B.B. King/U2 duet of "When Love Comes to Town", but I think I actually think a cover of that song done by Christian rocker Todd Agnew might be more rocking. Seriously - great song.

Craptacular · 12-12-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

I tell him "Paradise City".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Walk the Dinosaur

I would have said the first one, but if this happens from now on, Pumpy has me reconsidering.

Bearcat729 · 12-12-2006, 09:28 PM

Led Zepplin "Moby Dick" is my answer and that was fairly quick(30-45 seconds)

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