Fring: Pitz

Drake · 02-12-2003, 09:03 AM

Are you any relation to Fritz Zwicky?

Just curious.

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drake
Are you any relation to Fritz Zwicky?

Bi curious.

Are you any relation to Coleen Drake, Venus Girl?

Drake · 02-12-2003, 09:21 AM

Actually, that's my mom.

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 09:24 AM

whoa, Marm jerks off to your mom.

Marmel · 02-12-2003, 09:32 AM

I jerk off to figure skating shows on ESPN Classic.

Easy Mac · 02-12-2003, 09:34 AM

thats ok Fritz jerks off to Marmel, so its all good.

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 09:37 AM

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:19 AM

Let's get back on topic -

What about Fritz Lang? Relation?

Yes? No?

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:19 AM

dola...

I'm feeling pretty confident that I've nailed that one, by the way.

Easy Mac · 02-12-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drake
dola...

I'm feeling pretty confident that I've nailed that one, by the way.

was he good?

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:25 AM

I have noticed that you are unnaturally obsessed with sexual thoughts. You should seek professional attention.

Fritz Lang died in 1976, doof.

Easy Mac · 02-12-2003, 10:29 AM

I tried, but she was asking for $150 and all I had was 2.75. COuldn't get much for that.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:30 AM

You must not live in the Midwest.

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
I tried, but she was asking for $150 and all I had was 2.75. COuldn't get much for that.

You gould get Willie Nelson in a satin Moo-Moo, if you paid him under the table.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:35 AM

Also, you should try those Kentucky girls. Not very pretty, but you can get a lot for under $2.00.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:38 AM

Fritz Winery

Family business? Aunts, uncles, cousins?

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 10:41 AM

No

http://www.davistownmuseum.org/bioBuff.html

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:41 AM

On a related topic: the mystery of Quiksand as mechanical posting machine has reached an end.

The true Quiksand can be found here. Either that, or this is just one of his family members, which even I would find a little weird.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
No

http://www.davistownmuseum.org/bioBuff.html

You are ruining my fun.

Easy Mac · 02-12-2003, 10:44 AM

Strangely, I've actually been to the Fritz Winery... allow the jokes to begin,

Drake · 02-12-2003, 10:54 AM

How 'bout this one. It would be the perfect family business for you.

You have *got* to get this on a T-shirt, though.

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 10:58 AM

My wife and I have a line of "Buffwear."
------

Mr. Drake,

Due to copyright and intellectual property concerns, we are unable to consider your unsolicited suggestion.

Thank you for thinking of Buffwear, and we hope you continue to enjoy our products.

F. Hancock Buff
President
Buffwear Division, Buffworks

Drake · 02-12-2003, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
My wife and I have a line of "Buffwear."

I have seen your wife's line. I was disappointed when she took her website down.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
Strangely, I've actually been to the Fritz Winery... allow the jokes to begin,

Tell me about this. I am genuinely curious.

Drake · 02-12-2003, 11:14 AM

And...

How many times in your life (rough estimate) have you had to hear vaguely homoerotic "in the Buff" jokes?

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drake
Tell me about this. I am bi curious.

there you go again

bbor · 02-12-2003, 11:20 AM

Drake=DOLAdrake....

Is Fritz a cat?

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
Drake=DOLAdrake....

Is Fritz a cat?

animated and x-rated

Drake · 02-12-2003, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Drake=DOLAdrake....

Within the confines of this thread, we do not object to dolaposts. If you feel that you cannot agree with these groundrules for participation, I would deign to remind you that nowhere in the title of this thread do I see the words "Ping: bbor" (or "Bing: pbor", for that matter).

Thanks!

Drake · 02-12-2003, 12:06 PM

Fritz · 02-12-2003, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drake
.

This is the most profound thing you have ever written.

Marmel · 02-12-2003, 12:13 PM

I also like to jerk off to the World's Stongest Man competitions on ESPN2 at 2:30 AM.

bbor · 02-12-2003, 12:37 PM

I HATE the Drake h

cuervo72 · 02-12-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bbor
I HATE the Drake h

Who doesn't like the Drake??

bbor · 02-12-2003, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Who doesn't like the Drake??

Now Drakes coffeecake.....I am ALL about that

02-12-2003, 09:24 AM	#4
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	whoa, Marm jerks off to your mom. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-12-2003, 09:32 AM	#5
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I jerk off to figure skating shows on ESPN Classic. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

02-12-2003, 09:37 AM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	ON __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-12-2003, 10:41 AM	#17
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	No http://www.davistownmuseum.org/bioBuff.html __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-12-2003, 10:58 AM	#22
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	My wife and I have a line of "Buffwear." ------ Mr. Drake, Due to copyright and intellectual property concerns, we are unable to consider your unsolicited suggestion. Thank you for thinking of Buffwear, and we hope you continue to enjoy our products. F. Hancock Buff President Buffwear Division, Buffworks __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 02-12-2003 at 10:59 AM.

02-12-2003, 09:21 AM	#3
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Actually, that's my mom.

02-12-2003, 09:34 AM	#6
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	thats ok Fritz jerks off to Marmel, so its all good.

02-12-2003, 10:19 AM	#8
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Let's get back on topic - What about Fritz Lang? Relation? Yes? No?

02-12-2003, 10:25 AM	#11
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I have noticed that you are unnaturally obsessed with sexual thoughts. You should seek professional attention. Fritz Lang died in 1976, doof.

02-12-2003, 10:29 AM	#12
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I tried, but she was asking for $150 and all I had was 2.75. COuldn't get much for that.

02-12-2003, 10:30 AM	#13
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	You must not live in the Midwest.

02-12-2003, 10:35 AM	#15
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Also, you should try those Kentucky girls. Not very pretty, but you can get a lot for under $2.00.

02-12-2003, 10:38 AM	#16
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Fritz Winery Family business? Aunts, uncles, cousins?

02-12-2003, 10:44 AM	#20
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Strangely, I've actually been to the Fritz Winery... allow the jokes to begin,

02-12-2003, 10:54 AM	#21
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	How 'bout this one. It would be the perfect family business for you. You have got to get this on a T-shirt, though.

02-12-2003, 11:14 AM	#25
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	And... How many times in your life (rough estimate) have you had to hear vaguely homoerotic "in the Buff" jokes?

02-12-2003, 11:20 AM	#27
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Drake=DOLAdrake.... Is Fritz a cat? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-12-2003, 12:06 PM	#30
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	.

02-12-2003, 12:13 PM	#32
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I also like to jerk off to the World's Stongest Man competitions on ESPN2 at 2:30 AM. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

02-12-2003, 12:37 PM	#33
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I HATE the Drake h __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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