Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 52: Liv Tyler

Kodos · 08-31-2006, 11:44 AM

In our last edition, Beyonce just missed out on nabbing a top ten spot. Will Liv Tyler be able to top her?

Previous Voting Results

Code:

Elisha Cuthbert       92.00
Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Salma Hayek           87.68
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Beyonce               81.90
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Alyssa Milano         79.89
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Eva Longoria          77.93
Ashley Judd           77.85
Faith Hill            77.10
Eva Mendes            76.26
Melissa Stark         75.00
Jessica Simpson       72.37
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Cindy Crawford        62.50
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Tyra Banks            60.14
Angie Harmon          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Tiffani Thiessen      57.93
Kate Winslet          57.23
Christa Miller        52.43
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Lindsay Lohan         49.33
Jennifer Garner       47.10
Sandra Bullock        44.65
Jennifer Lopez        44.23
Katie Holmes          43.28
Kelly Clarkson        39.85
Parminder Nagra       38.64
Teri Hatcher          37.96
Pamela Anderson       37.90
Uma Thurman           35.51
Gillian Anderson      35.48
Grace Park            33.33
Cameron Diaz          31.67
Meg Ryan              30.83
Madonna               14.47
Sarah Jessica Parker  11.05
Kathy Griffin          7.97

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 11:45 AM

uh, no

Honolulu_Blue · 08-31-2006, 11:48 AM

uh, yes

Eaglesfan27 · 08-31-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

uh, yes

Yes, yes.

gkb · 08-31-2006, 11:49 AM

Nope...I've never thought she was very attractive, let alone hot.

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

uh, yes

gkb, rkmsuf, Toddzilla

All together now...."UH, NO!!!!!"

Grammaticus · 08-31-2006, 11:50 AM

Not as hot as Alicia Silverstone.

Ksyrup · 08-31-2006, 11:52 AM

Liv Tyler looks too much like Lips Tyler. I have to vote no.

Honolulu_Blue · 08-31-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

gkb, rkmsuf, Toddzilla

All together now...."UH, NO!!!!!"

Now, Eaglesfan27, Grammaticus, Havok, Kodos, Miller Time, molson, SunDevil

Can I get a.... "HELL YEAH!!!!!"

rkmsuf · 08-31-2006, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Now, Eaglesfan27, Grammaticus, Havok, Kodos, Miller Time, molson, SunDevil

Can I get a.... "HELL YEAH!!!!!"

The Eaglefan27 hype machine is firing on all cylinders.

RendeR · 08-31-2006, 12:08 PM

Absolutely HOT. One of my top 5, perhaps top 3. Not sure how well she's aging though, my attraction is based on her early body....of work..I mean...

Izulde · 08-31-2006, 12:35 PM

Stealing Beauty, LoTR, hell even Jersey Girl.

That's a hell frigging yeah she's hot! (Although she looked the best with elf ears)

Kodos · 08-31-2006, 12:48 PM

Don't forget One Night at McCool's!

ISiddiqui · 08-31-2006, 01:12 PM

Mega Yes

Easy Mac · 08-31-2006, 01:13 PM

i'd probably give her the ole alligator fuckhouse when no ones looking

sabotai · 08-31-2006, 02:37 PM

There's was always something I didn't like about her looks.....dunno. Maybe she looks a bit too much like her father...

KWhit · 08-31-2006, 02:42 PM

No. Not at all.

I. J. Reilly · 08-31-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

i'd probably give her the ole alligator fuckhouse when no ones looking

I'm sure I'll regret this, but what is "the ole alligator fuckhouse?"

st.cronin · 08-31-2006, 03:02 PM

I think she might be the rare model who looks better irl than in pictures. But I voted NOT because she always looks weird to me.

Suburban Rhythm · 08-31-2006, 03:27 PM

Is Mia Tyler the next HorN?

Easy Mac · 08-31-2006, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Is Mia Tyler the next HorN?

hxxp://us.a2.yahoofs.com/users/43d04c08zbaecf1f4/a34c/__sr_/28ab.jpg?phQ309EBAZRD2lqm

Kodos · 08-31-2006, 03:53 PM

Warning. Critical Mass Approaching...

WSUCougar · 08-31-2006, 04:16 PM

I gave this more thought than I probably would have guessed, but had to go with "not." I did dig her as an elf, though.

BrianD · 08-31-2006, 04:50 PM

I'd say she looked best in Empire Records, but I think I'll give a not vote. It is tough when you can see the father so strongly in her face.

BrianD · 08-31-2006, 04:51 PM

dola,

But yay for a woman with a realistic and healthy body shape.

Raiders Army · 08-31-2006, 07:50 PM

Not. ditto BrianD

Edit--Then again, my wife looks a lot like her dad so what's that say about me?

saldana · 08-31-2006, 08:09 PM

i say hot....and i actually think the fact that she doesnt look like nicole richie as far as her body is concerned enhances her hotness.

chinaski · 08-31-2006, 08:16 PM

HELL YEAH!!!!

Grammaticus · 08-31-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Don't forget One Night at McCool's!

and "That Thing You Do"

Julio Riddols · 09-01-2006, 07:47 AM

McDonalds used to have a sandwich named after her, I think it was the MCLordAlmighty..

If I recall correctly, it was the hottest sandwich ever made.

fantastic flying froggies · 09-01-2006, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

If I recall correctly, it was the hottest sandwich ever made.

PING Hell Atlantic

Kodos · 09-01-2006, 09:33 AM

Core breach is imminent. You have two hours, ten minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

Ksyrup · 09-01-2006, 09:37 AM

The voting on this has stayed within a point or two of...2/3! (hot)...since the first minute of voting.

QuikSand · 09-01-2006, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

2/3! (hot)

I've always thought so.

MIJB#19 · 09-01-2006, 09:59 AM

Is this going to be the 32nd "Hot"?
I wonder what this magic number could imply...

Kodos · 09-01-2006, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Is this going to be the 32nd "Hot"?
I wonder what this magic number could imply...

With Liv Tyler's 67% hotness rating in HorN V52, the field of 32 has officially been filled for the FOFC Tournament o' the Hotties! Brackets to come...

Code:

Elisha Cuthbert       92.00
Anna Kournikova       90.97
Kate Beckinsale       90.51
Jessica Alba          89.78
Salma Hayek           87.68
Scarlett Johansen     86.45 
Shania Twain          86.09
Natalie Portman       86.06
Charlize Theron       85.40
Keira Knightley       84.18
Beyonce               81.90
Evangeline Lilly      81.20
Alyssa Milano         79.89
Angelina Jolie        78.49
Eva Longoria          77.93
Ashley Judd           77.85
Faith Hill            77.10
Eva Mendes            76.26
Melissa Stark         75.00
Jessica Simpson       72.37
Christina Milian      70.97
Jennifer Aniston      68.32
Liv Tyler             67.42
Cindy Crawford        62.50
Kirsten Dunst         61.01
Tyra Banks            60.14
Angie Harmon          60.00
Danica Patrick        59.17
Reese Witherspoon     58.05
Tiffani Thiessen      57.93
Kate Winslet          57.23
Christa Miller        52.43

rkmsuf · 09-01-2006, 02:09 PM

Anna is a weak 1 seed.

Kodos · 09-01-2006, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Anna is a weak 1 seed.

I'd say the same for Jessica Alba.

bulletsponge · 09-01-2006, 02:42 PM

\o/ i missed the Kate Beckinsale vote last time, i wont miss it this time :drool:

Grammaticus · 09-01-2006, 02:52 PM

Here, let me help you with a rank order of your list as it should be:

Kate Beckinsale
Anna Kournikova
Scarlett Johansen
Cindy Crawford
Reese Witherspoon
Elisha Cuthbert
Tyra Banks
Melissa Stark
Kirsten Dunst
Angelina Jolie
Eva Longoria
Tiffani Thiessen
Beyonce
Alyssa Milano
Salma Hayek
Liv Tyler
Kate Winslet
Jessica Alba
Shania Twain
Eva Mendes
Keira Knightley
Angie Harmon
Ashley Judd
Faith Hill
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson
Christa Miller
Natalie Portman
Evangeline Lilly
Christina Milian
Danica Patrick
Charlize Theron

There are still a lot of celebrity women out there that can beat 3/4 of this list. Heck, I would probably put Jennifer Connely right below Beckinsale.

Kodos · 09-01-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Here, let me help you with a rank order of your list as it should be:

Kate Beckinsale
Anna Kournikova
Scarlett Johansen
Cindy Crawford
Reese Witherspoon
Elisha Cuthbert
Tyra Banks
Melissa Stark
Kirsten Dunst
Angelina Jolie
Eva Longoria
Tiffani Thiessen
Beyonce
Alyssa Milano
Salma Hayek
Liv Tyler
Kate Winslet
Jessica Alba
Shania Twain
Eva Mendes
Keira Knightley
Angie Harmon
Ashley Judd
Faith Hill
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson
Christa Miller
Natalie Portman
Evangeline Lilly
Christina Milian
Danica Patrick
Charlize Theron

There are still a lot of celebrity women out there that can beat 3/4 of this list. Heck, I would probably put Jennifer Connely right below Beckinsale.

Alas, the voters decide the order, not you or I.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-01-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grammaticus

Danica Patrick
Charlize Theron

There are still a lot of celebrity women out there that can beat 3/4 of this list. Heck, I would probably put Jennifer Connely right below Beckinsale.

While, I agree that Jennifer Connely would rate quite highly, the abovementioned Danica Patrick over Charlize Theron decision precludes you from any further input into the ranking process.

Thank you.

saldana · 09-01-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

While, I agree that Jennifer Connely would rate quite highly, the abovementioned Danica Patrick over Charlize Theron decision precludes you from any further input into the ranking process.

Thank you.

actually, the cindy crawford as a 1 seed pretty much should result in someone dragging you outside and slapping the crap out of you.

Grammaticus · 09-02-2006, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

While, I agree that Jennifer Connely would rate quite highly, the abovementioned Danica Patrick over Charlize Theron decision precludes you from any further input into the ranking process.

Thank you.

Sorry, but after Theron was in "Monster", she just looks nasty to me. Call it a mental thing. Otherwise, she would be very attractive.

scaredycat · 09-08-2006, 08:45 PM

Probably a more important point would be that you with no doubt look nasty to 99.9% of women.

View Poll Results: Liv Tyler is...
Hot!	89	67.42%
Not!	43	32.58%
Voters: 132. You may not vote on this poll

08-31-2006, 11:45 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	uh, no __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-31-2006, 11:48 AM	#3
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	uh, yes __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

08-31-2006, 11:49 AM	#5
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Nope...I've never thought she was very attractive, let alone hot. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

08-31-2006, 11:52 AM	#8
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Liv Tyler looks too much like Lips Tyler. I have to vote no. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-31-2006, 11:50 AM	#7
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Not as hot as Alicia Silverstone.

08-31-2006, 12:08 PM	#11
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Absolutely HOT. One of my top 5, perhaps top 3. Not sure how well she's aging though, my attraction is based on her early body....of work..I mean... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

08-31-2006, 12:35 PM	#12
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Stealing Beauty, LoTR, hell even Jersey Girl. That's a hell frigging yeah she's hot! (Although she looked the best with elf ears) __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

08-31-2006, 12:48 PM	#13
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Don't forget One Night at McCool's!

08-31-2006, 01:12 PM	#14
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Mega Yes __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

08-31-2006, 01:13 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	i'd probably give her the ole alligator fuckhouse when no ones looking

08-31-2006, 02:37 PM	#16
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	There's was always something I didn't like about her looks.....dunno. Maybe she looks a bit too much like her father...

08-31-2006, 02:42 PM	#17
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	No. Not at all.

08-31-2006, 03:02 PM	#19
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I think she might be the rare model who looks better irl than in pictures. But I voted NOT because she always looks weird to me. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

08-31-2006, 03:27 PM	#20
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Is Mia Tyler the next HorN? __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

08-31-2006, 03:53 PM	#22
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	*Warning. Critical Mass Approaching...*

08-31-2006, 04:16 PM	#23
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I gave this more thought than I probably would have guessed, but had to go with "not." I did dig her as an elf, though. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-31-2006, 04:50 PM	#24
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I'd say she looked best in Empire Records, but I think I'll give a not vote. It is tough when you can see the father so strongly in her face.

08-31-2006, 04:51 PM	#25
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	dola, But yay for a woman with a realistic and healthy body shape.

08-31-2006, 07:50 PM	#26
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Not. ditto BrianD Edit--Then again, my wife looks a lot like her dad so what's that say about me? Last edited by Raiders Army : 08-31-2006 at 07:50 PM.

08-31-2006, 08:09 PM	#27
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i say hot....and i actually think the fact that she doesnt look like nicole richie as far as her body is concerned enhances her hotness.

08-31-2006, 08:16 PM	#28
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	HELL YEAH!!!!

09-01-2006, 07:47 AM	#30
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	McDonalds used to have a sandwich named after her, I think it was the MCLordAlmighty.. If I recall correctly, it was the hottest sandwich ever made. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

09-01-2006, 09:33 AM	#32
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	*Core breach is imminent. You have two hours, ten minutes to reach minimum safe distance.*

09-01-2006, 09:37 AM	#33
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The voting on this has stayed within a point or two of...2/3! (hot)...since the first minute of voting. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-01-2006, 09:59 AM	#35
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	Is this going to be the 32nd "Hot"? I wonder what this magic number could imply... __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

09-01-2006, 02:09 PM	#37
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Anna is a weak 1 seed. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-01-2006, 02:42 PM	#39
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	\o/ i missed the Kate Beckinsale vote last time, i wont miss it this time :drool:

09-01-2006, 02:52 PM	#40
Grammaticus Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tennessee	Here, let me help you with a rank order of your list as it should be: Kate Beckinsale Anna Kournikova Scarlett Johansen Cindy Crawford Reese Witherspoon Elisha Cuthbert Tyra Banks Melissa Stark Kirsten Dunst Angelina Jolie Eva Longoria Tiffani Thiessen Beyonce Alyssa Milano Salma Hayek Liv Tyler Kate Winslet Jessica Alba Shania Twain Eva Mendes Keira Knightley Angie Harmon Ashley Judd Faith Hill Jennifer Aniston Jessica Simpson Christa Miller Natalie Portman Evangeline Lilly Christina Milian Danica Patrick Charlize Theron There are still a lot of celebrity women out there that can beat 3/4 of this list. Heck, I would probably put Jennifer Connely right below Beckinsale.

09-08-2006, 08:45 PM	#45
scaredycat n00b Join Date: May 2006	Probably a more important point would be that you with no doubt look nasty to 99.9% of women.

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