Fake News Generator

Ksyrup · 01-28-2003, 02:27 PM

Some of you might have seen the Dave Matthews is Dead thread earlier, or seen the fake CNN article floating around to that effect. Well, I found out where it is coming from:

http://66.111.43.11/reports/

You can generate your own fake news report.

*WARNING* Clicking on that link will cause multiple pop-ups.

rkmsuf · 01-28-2003, 02:48 PM

Good work...I like it.

jamesUMD · 01-28-2003, 02:59 PM

My friend Christian is going to die when, "Al Queda comandeer's United States Naval Destroyer.
He was stationed on the USS Kidd, when he was in the US Navy. I think this is going to be very funny when used in the right context. I was in the Army and we always talk trash about each other's service. I'm going to make it the most pathetic takeover ever known. "The attacker's, ranged 7-18 years old, stormed the ship while in port, using knives to disarm the crew. No word has been given as to the number of casualties. The Pentagon has witheld comment, pending further information"

scooper · 01-28-2003, 03:11 PM

I saw that Dave Matthews died today.

mckerney · 01-28-2003, 05:16 PM

anyone have a link to the dave matthews one?

Patman · 01-28-2003, 08:41 PM

The link is dead now, for me atleast.

mckerney · 01-28-2003, 09:09 PM

Damn. Having a friend who's a huge dave matthews fan, I could put that too good use.

Easy Mac · 01-28-2003, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mckerney
Damn. Having a friend who's a huge dave matthews fan, I could put that too good use.

When I saw that I freaked. I was worried I wasn't going to be able to smoke pot anymore...

or else I was going to have to do it while listening to John Mayer, Jack Johnson and Widespread Panic...

not sure which is the worse punishment.

bigdawg2003 · 01-28-2003, 10:06 PM

This is hilarious

01-28-2003, 02:48 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Good work...I like it. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-28-2003, 02:59 PM	#3
jamesUMD High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Baltimore, MD	My friend Christian is going to die when, "Al Queda comandeer's United States Naval Destroyer. He was stationed on the USS Kidd, when he was in the US Navy. I think this is going to be very funny when used in the right context. I was in the Army and we always talk trash about each other's service. I'm going to make it the most pathetic takeover ever known. "The attacker's, ranged 7-18 years old, stormed the ship while in port, using knives to disarm the crew. No word has been given as to the number of casualties. The Pentagon has witheld comment, pending further information" __________________ HailtotheRedskins!

01-28-2003, 08:41 PM	#6
Patman n00b Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Manchester, NH	The link is dead now, for me atleast. __________________ Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight They bring news that must get through. Dying peace in me and you Locked in a place where no one goes.

01-28-2003, 10:06 PM	#9
bigdawg2003 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Austin, Texas, USA	This is hilarious __________________ I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis. I thought he was from Tennessee.

01-28-2003, 03:11 PM	#4
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	I saw that Dave Matthews died today.

01-28-2003, 05:16 PM	#5
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	anyone have a link to the dave matthews one?

01-28-2003, 09:09 PM	#7
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Damn. Having a friend who's a huge dave matthews fan, I could put that too good use.

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