happy crappy

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 09:11 PM

Coors beer's the only beer. I'd piss Coors if I could.

Franklinnoble · 02-22-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

Coors beer's the only beer. I'd piss Coors if I could.

Who says you can't?

Have a few pints of Guiness and wait twenty minutes.

EagleFan · 02-22-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

Coors beer's the only beer. I'd piss Coors if I could.

You should be able to. That's how they make it.

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 09:50 PM

I wouldn't touch your dick if it was diamonds.

Bearcat729 · 02-22-2006, 09:55 PM

Odd Google book search must not like The Stand

SnowMan · 02-22-2006, 09:57 PM

Just finished that book. Good stuff and one of King's best. You believe that happy crappy?

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat729

Odd Google book search must not like The Stand

Ding ding ding! Winner and still champion, Bearcat729.

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 10:00 PM

I am at the point where The Kid is about to be dispatched most unpleasantly. I am thoroughly enjoying this book.

Bearcat729 · 02-22-2006, 10:02 PM

I just had to buy a new copy of the paperback around the start of winter because the one I bought back in high school fell apart beyond repair.

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 10:07 PM

The Dark Tower series piqued my interest in King and The Stand (complete and uncut version) seemed the next logical choice. I also just picked up Cell at Borders.

Bonegavel · 02-22-2006, 10:10 PM

Whoop! Whoop!

Bearcat729 · 02-22-2006, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

The Dark Tower series piqued my interest in King and The Stand (complete and uncut version) seemed the next logical choice. I also just picked up Cell at Borders.

I've never actually tried to read the Dark Tower series. I did read somewhere that the Walking Dude makes an appearance in one of the books in that series.

JeeberD · 02-23-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

Coors beer's the only beer. I'd piss Coors if I could.

Someone should shoot you and put you out of your fucking misery...

JeeberD · 02-23-2006, 01:11 AM

Dola-

Wow, too much GOOD beer tonight. I can't believe that I didn't catch the SK reference... :o

Schmidty · 02-23-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

Coors beer's the only beer. I'd piss Coors if I could.

I am so sorry for you.

Are you on anti-psychotic? If not, I'd consult your pediatrician.

JeeberD · 02-23-2006, 01:34 AM

It's scary that Coors was once considered a quality micro-brew...

Schmidty · 02-23-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

It's scary that Coors was once considered a quality micro-brew...

I find that hard to believe.

On second thought, no I don't. Any state that can embrace a shit organization like the Avalanche can't have a shred of taste.

JeeberD · 02-23-2006, 01:43 AM

From what I understand Coors was unknown outside of Colorado until the late seventies/early eighties. There's a line in James Michener's "Centennial" where the author comes from the east coast and has this amazing beer called Coors for the first time. Made me damn near puke the first time I read it...

Schmidty · 02-23-2006, 01:46 AM

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Made me damn near puke the first time I read it...

I feel you. I feel like puking anytime I hear the word C**rs.

sooner333 · 02-23-2006, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

From what I understand Coors was unknown outside of Colorado until the late seventies/early eighties. There's a line in James Michener's "Centennial" where the author comes from the east coast and has this amazing beer called Coors for the first time. Made me damn near puke the first time I read it...

According to my dad, Coors was availible in Oklahoma before then...said it was about the only beer you could find, probably because they make a 3.2 version of it and it was illegal to sell liquor by the drink then (but not illegal to sell 3.2 beer).

Bonegavel · 02-23-2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dola-

Wow, too much GOOD beer tonight. I can't believe that I didn't catch the SK reference... :o

JeeberD, you were the first person I had in mind when I posted this. Shame on you. Don't quit your job at the Scrubba-Dubba!

Bonegavel · 02-23-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat729

I've never actually tried to read the Dark Tower series. I did read somewhere that the Walking Dude makes an appearance in one of the books in that series.

Yes he does and this is why The Stand was my next selection. I almost wish I had read DT after the other novels King has pointed out are related to the DT.

Toddzilla · 02-23-2006, 08:07 AM

Holy Shit! The first Smokey and the Bandit was all about Burt Reynolds trying to bring some Coors across the Mississippi to some rich white guy in the south. Back then, Coors was not available east of the Miss. River and it was illegal to transport beer across state lines. Oh, Bandit, you're such a rebel...

JeeberD · 02-23-2006, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Bonegavel

JeeberD, you were the first person I had in mind when I posted this. Shame on you. Don't quit your job at the Scrubba-Dubba!

M-O-O-N! That spells Jeeber is a moron!

Crapshoot · 02-23-2006, 10:02 AM

I saw the title and thought the thread was about me...

Raiders Army · 02-23-2006, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

M-O-O-N! That spells Jeeber is a moron!

Damn! Is that a Stephen King reference or a Dean R. Koontz reference?

I'm thinking Dean R. Koontz.

Bonegavel · 02-23-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Damn! Is that a Stephen King reference or a Dean R. Koontz reference?

I'm thinking Dean R. Koontz.

Come on! It's Jeeber in a The Stand thread.

1 more guess...

Bonegavel · 02-23-2006, 07:44 PM

For the record, I hate Coors. I was just seeing who would pick up the reference first. I'm a big fan of Yuengling Lager and it's fitting that the brewery is only a 40 mile ride from here. Should Captain Trips hit and I'm left alive, I'm heading to Pottsville.

Craptacular · 02-23-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

I saw the title and thought the thread was about me...

You wanna fight for it?

Poli · 02-23-2006, 10:47 PM

I thought it was about craptacular, myself.

JeeberD · 02-25-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Damn! Is that a Stephen King reference or a Dean R. Koontz reference?

I'm thinking Dean R. Koontz.

Dean Koontz, ugh...

02-23-2006, 01:11 AM	#14
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dola- Wow, too much GOOD beer tonight. I can't believe that I didn't catch the SK reference... :o __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-23-2006, 01:34 AM	#16
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	It's scary that Coors was once considered a quality micro-brew... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-23-2006, 01:43 AM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	From what I understand Coors was unknown outside of Colorado until the late seventies/early eighties. There's a line in James Michener's "Centennial" where the author comes from the east coast and has this amazing beer called Coors for the first time. Made me damn near puke the first time I read it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-23-2006, 10:47 PM	#30
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I thought it was about craptacular, myself. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-22-2006, 09:50 PM	#4
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	I wouldn't touch your dick if it was diamonds.

02-22-2006, 09:55 PM	#5
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	Odd Google book search must not like The Stand

02-22-2006, 09:57 PM	#6
SnowMan High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Georgia via Alaska via Washington	Just finished that book. Good stuff and one of King's best. You believe that happy crappy?

02-22-2006, 10:00 PM	#8
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	I am at the point where The Kid is about to be dispatched most unpleasantly. I am thoroughly enjoying this book.

02-22-2006, 10:02 PM	#9
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	I just had to buy a new copy of the paperback around the start of winter because the one I bought back in high school fell apart beyond repair.

02-22-2006, 10:07 PM	#10
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	The Dark Tower series piqued my interest in King and The Stand (complete and uncut version) seemed the next logical choice. I also just picked up Cell at Borders.

02-22-2006, 10:10 PM	#11
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	Whoop! Whoop!

02-23-2006, 08:07 AM	#23
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Holy Shit! The first Smokey and the Bandit was all about Burt Reynolds trying to bring some Coors across the Mississippi to some rich white guy in the south. Back then, Coors was not available east of the Miss. River and it was illegal to transport beer across state lines. Oh, Bandit, you're such a rebel...

02-23-2006, 10:02 AM	#25
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	I saw the title and thought the thread was about me...

02-23-2006, 07:44 PM	#28
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	For the record, I hate Coors. I was just seeing who would pick up the reference first. I'm a big fan of Yuengling Lager and it's fitting that the brewery is only a 40 mile ride from here. Should Captain Trips hit and I'm left alive, I'm heading to Pottsville.

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