Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 20: Scarlett Johansen

Kodos · 02-20-2006, 09:32 AM

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: The return of Celebrity Hot or Not! Today's contestant is Scarlett Johansen.

Here are the results of volumes 1-19:

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Faith Hill        77.10
Melissa Stark     75.00
Jennifer Aniston  68.32
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Garner   47.10
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67

Though I'm not as high on her as many folks, I give Scarlett the nod with Hot!

Easy Mac · 02-20-2006, 09:34 AM

Easy Mac · 02-20-2006, 09:34 AM

ummm, you realize you put Lucy Lui in the title.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2006, 09:36 AM

NO, NEVER.

Kodos · 02-20-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

ummm, you realize you put Lucy Lui in the title.

Oops. Changed my mind in mid-post.

Butter · 02-20-2006, 09:39 AM

We'll go with a marginal thumbs-up. But only at times.

Easy Mac · 02-20-2006, 09:39 AM

This poll is useless, because i voted on lucy liu

scarlett johanson i find hot!

rkmsuf · 02-20-2006, 09:39 AM

WTF.

The I change my vote to HOT!!!!

Raiders Army · 02-20-2006, 09:46 AM

QuikSand · 02-20-2006, 09:50 AM

We need to get Jimmy Carter in to monitor this.

VPI97 · 02-20-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Oops. Changed my mind in mid-post.

Voted Smoking Hot

Jesse_Ewiak · 02-20-2006, 09:58 AM

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Celeval · 02-20-2006, 10:03 AM

Is there a yes, please option?

Kodos · 02-20-2006, 11:05 AM

For all who voted under the Lucy Liu thing, please post and I will manually change your vote in the final tabulation to get her hot percentage right. Appears I'm a bit rusty!

So far I have Easy Mac and rkmsmurf changing their votes from not to hot.

Huckleberry · 02-20-2006, 11:12 AM

I'm the other 5 people that voted not. Please change my votes to hot because I must have been on drugs when I voted not.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-20-2006, 11:32 AM

I think she should end up higher than Anna. Smoking hot.

tanglewood · 02-20-2006, 11:36 AM

This could be the most redundant poll ever.

DanGarion · 02-20-2006, 11:36 AM

Ding DinG Ding! We have the WINNAR!

KWhit · 02-20-2006, 11:55 AM

Not. She's hot for a normal person, but when compared to other celebrity hotties she's mediocre at best.

MJ4H · 02-20-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Not. She's hot for a normal person, but when compared to other celebrity hotties she's mediocre at best.

am i on candid camera?

KWhit · 02-20-2006, 12:30 PM

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:

Quote:

Anna Kournikova 90.97
Shania Twain 86.09
Natalie Portman 86.06
Evangeline Lilly 81.20
Angelina Jolie 78.49
Faith Hill 77.10
Melissa Stark 75.00
Jennifer Aniston 68.32
Danica Patrick 59.17
Jennifer Garner 47.10
Jennifer Lopez 44.23
Teri Hatcher 37.96
Pamela Anderson 37.90
Uma Thurman 35.51
Gillian Anderson 35.48
Cameron Diaz 31.67

Rizon · 02-20-2006, 12:33 PM

Beyond hot.

Easy Mac · 02-20-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:

Her mammaries would beat the hell out of all of those girls

rkmsuf · 02-20-2006, 12:35 PM

the word "mammeries" = not hot

DanGarion · 02-20-2006, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:

You're strange.

Easy Mac · 02-20-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

the word "mammeries" = not hot

mammaries = hot
the word = who cares

rkmsuf · 02-20-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

mammaries = hot
the word = who cares

mammaries is too maternal

Daimyo · 02-20-2006, 12:46 PM

I used to think hot, but then after seeing Match Point I have to say not.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-20-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

She is very average.

I'd put her behind 12 or so girls on this list:

I could see the argument for the top few, but behind Gillian, behind Teri (now), and behind Pamela. I have to question your judgment.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2006, 01:57 PM

maybe he meant he'd get behind 12 or so girls on the list

Godzilla Blitz · 02-20-2006, 02:48 PM

Maybe I just haven't seen any good photos of her, but I think she's kind of ugly. Outside of her breasts, that is; they are clear winners. Still, overall, average at best.

I vote "Not".

Butter · 02-20-2006, 02:53 PM

I will repeat what I said somewhere else on these boards....

"she wasn't even the best looking woman in Ghost World". I'm sure most don't agree.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-20-2006, 03:28 PM

Ugh. I had to watch Ghost World for a class, and I thought she looked great in that movie. Every time I've seen her since, she looks like some mutant 1950's pin-up girl. I've got nothing against 1950's pin-up girls, but I do have something against mutants.

Voted not.

sabotai · 02-20-2006, 04:23 PM

Raven Hawk · 02-20-2006, 04:47 PM

Like Wasabe!

Buccaneer · 02-20-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Ugh. I had to watch Ghost World for a class, and I thought she looked great in that movie. Every time I've seen her since, she looks like some mutant 1950's pin-up girl. I've got nothing against 1950's pin-up girls, but I do have something against mutants.

Voted not.

At least SOMEONE here can actually see her face instead of just her boobs.

You actually think these pixs put her in the top 3 or so?

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

Pumpy Tudors · 02-20-2006, 05:42 PM

Bucc, of those pictures, only the last one isn't fucking ghastly, and that one ain't great either.

Buccaneer, be my friend.

JeeberD · 02-20-2006, 05:45 PM

She's as hot as they come!

Glengoyne · 02-20-2006, 06:02 PM

All I know is that I'm going to vote Hot for everyone, until someone beats out Kournakova. It's just wrong that she's on top.

Buccaneer · 02-20-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Bucc, of those pictures, only the last one isn't fucking ghastly, and that one ain't great either.

Buccaneer, be my friend.

We have already kissed so we're there.

You think some of the kids here needs to put glasses on and get their hands off of their dicks long enough to look?

Toddzilla · 02-20-2006, 06:11 PM

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Buccaneer · 02-20-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

All I know is that I'm going to vote Hot for everyone, until someone beats out Kournakova. It's just wrong that she's on top.

She's not bad, definitely not "not hot" but so far the choices have been somewhat poor. I actually agree with the bottom 7, in comparison to the others With most of them, I think one can pick 2-3 similar that would be much hotter, but maybe not as famous. For example, Sarah Evans and Terri Clark over Faith Hill; Charlize Theron over Scarlett Johansson and other blondes; and anyone over camel lips chicks.

MJ4H · 02-20-2006, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

We have already kissed so we're there.

You think some of the kids here needs to put glasses on and get their hands off of their dicks long enough to look?

So how is the weather on MARS

Rizon · 02-20-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

At least SOMEONE here can actually see her face instead of just her boobs.

You actually think these pixs put her in the top 3 or so?

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...on,%20Scarlett

Sorry, that's fucking hot. I didn't know she had boobs until that gay guy grabbed them a few weeks ago.

Fonzie · 02-20-2006, 11:16 PM

Scarlett is a very beautiful woman. Part of what I think is attractive about her is that she does have a somewhat pedestrian appearance. She's a "normal" looking beautiful woman, if that makes any sense.

Tigercat · 02-20-2006, 11:40 PM

Yea, Scarlett has the best of both worlds. She has the girl next door appeal, and shes got great extensions beyond that(Jolie like lips and great breasts).

Desnudo · 02-21-2006, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

She's not bad, definitely not "not hot" but so far the choices have been somewhat poor. I actually agree with the bottom 7, in comparison to the others With most of them, I think one can pick 2-3 similar that would be much hotter, but maybe not as famous. For example, Sarah Evans and Terri Clark over Faith Hill; Charlize Theron over Scarlett Johansson and other blondes; and anyone over camel lips chicks.

Terri Clark? You like the strong jawed, manly types.

tucker342 · 02-21-2006, 03:36 AM

I would smash, but for a celebrity I would say she's kind of hot

Drake · 02-21-2006, 07:55 AM

I would eat her like a girl scout cookie.

cuervo72 · 02-21-2006, 07:59 AM

While we're here, there is a pic of Bucc's favorite in the most recent People, in one of their little fashion parades. Looks as if she's all of 83 lbs. I'll take Scarlett, thanks.

View Poll Results: Scarlett Johansen is...
Hot!	132	85.16%
Not!	23	14.84%
Voters: 155. You may not vote on this poll

02-20-2006, 09:36 AM	#4
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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	WTF. The I change my vote to HOT!!!! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	For all who voted under the Lucy Liu thing, please post and I will manually change your vote in the final tabulation to get her hot percentage right. Appears I'm a bit rusty! So far I have Easy Mac and rkmsmurf changing their votes from not to hot. Last edited by Kodos : 02-20-2006 at 11:06 AM.

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tanglewood College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2004	This could be the most redundant poll ever.

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02-20-2006, 11:55 AM	#19
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Not. She's hot for a normal person, but when compared to other celebrity hotties she's mediocre at best.

02-20-2006, 12:35 PM	#24
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	the word "mammeries" = not hot __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	I used to think hot, but then after seeing Match Point I have to say not.

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	maybe he meant he'd get behind 12 or so girls on the list __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Maybe I just haven't seen any good photos of her, but I think she's kind of ugly. Outside of her breasts, that is; they are clear winners. Still, overall, average at best. I vote "Not". Last edited by Godzilla Blitz : 02-20-2006 at 03:01 PM.

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Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I will repeat what I said somewhere else on these boards.... "she wasn't even the best looking woman in Ghost World". I'm sure most don't agree. __________________ My listening habits

02-20-2006, 03:28 PM	#33
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Ugh. I had to watch Ghost World for a class, and I thought she looked great in that movie. Every time I've seen her since, she looks like some mutant 1950's pin-up girl. I've got nothing against 1950's pin-up girls, but I do have something against mutants. Voted not. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	HOT!

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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Bucc, of those pictures, only the last one isn't fucking ghastly, and that one ain't great either. Buccaneer, be my friend. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	She's as hot as they come! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	All I know is that I'm going to vote Hot for everyone, until someone beats out Kournakova. It's just wrong that she's on top.

02-20-2006, 06:11 PM	#41
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

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Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Scarlett is a very beautiful woman. Part of what I think is attractive about her is that she does have a somewhat pedestrian appearance. She's a "normal" looking beautiful woman, if that makes any sense.

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Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Yea, Scarlett has the best of both worlds. She has the girl next door appeal, and shes got great extensions beyond that(Jolie like lips and great breasts).

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tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I would smash, but for a celebrity I would say she's kind of hot

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Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	I would eat her like a girl scout cookie.

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	While we're here, there is a pic of Bucc's favorite in the most recent People, in one of their little fashion parades. Looks as if she's all of 83 lbs. I'll take Scarlett, thanks. __________________ null

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