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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Reality is as good as fiction...
...because this would make a good one of those "Wanna get away?" Southwest Airlines scenarios:
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01-30-2006, 12:20 PM | #2 | |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2005
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01-30-2006, 12:27 PM | #3 |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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What do you say after that.
"Soooo...guess I'll be leaving, then? Do you need me to sign something or...no? Just go? Okay." |
01-30-2006, 12:28 PM | #4 | |
Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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Stretch out and say "Well it looks like its time to hit the old dusty trail...."
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01-30-2006, 12:31 PM | #5 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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very good. gave me a good laugh.
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01-30-2006, 12:37 PM | #6 | |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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01-30-2006, 01:05 PM | #7 |
Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Now watch the guy sue the museum for unsafe conditions.
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01-30-2006, 01:10 PM | #8 |
College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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OK, you know the museum has security cameras. So ... tape pls. Thx.
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01-30-2006, 01:18 PM | #9 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Friend of said vase breaker: "Dude, I totally told you that you can't juggle."
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01-30-2006, 01:41 PM | #10 |
Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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I can't believe the museum had vases that valuable on a window sill for 40 years and this never happened...
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01-30-2006, 06:20 PM | #11 | |
Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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I can't believe they left them next to the staircase! Something that old and valuable should be put elsewhere. |
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01-30-2006, 06:32 PM | #12 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Very amusing, this is.
I do like the Southwest Airlines one with the sand painters. You know, the lady takes out her camer and the docent says "no pictures, please", and then she sneezes and the sand flies everywhere
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