anyone had multiple orgasms?

oliegirl · 01-19-2006, 12:44 PM

just wondering if anyone has had any experience with the long term effects of orgasms. I have had eight, with my most recent one coming this past monday.

The prior ones i have had ranged from being knocked totally unconscious for about 3 minutes, to losing part of my field of vision for 3 days, to forgetting 2 days in their entirety, and i have always recovered without any serious problems.

The reason i am a little freaked right now is because the one i gave myself on monday didnt really seem like much to me when it happened...i had some coordination and balance problems, a ripping headache, and some problems concentrating on what i was doing at an exact moment (immediate short term memory) but after a couple days of solid sleep, i thought i was fine, with the only thing left bothering me being a little balance problem. (i feel like i had a few beers when i close my eyes or bend down and stand up fast) . the concern however came about last night when i got a headache so bad at work after about 2 hours of working on the same task at my computer that i almost threw up from the pain. i ususally have no problems working at a computer that long, and this morning, i feel fine with regards to the headache, but still feel the same slight balance issue...

just wondering if anyone has known anyone or has had themselves problems with repetitive orgasm syndrome, and if that might be what i am dealing with? thanks in advance for all the jokes sure to come at my expense (and for the help)

Sorry, it had to be done.

Ksyrup · 01-19-2006, 12:46 PM

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

MizzouRah · 01-19-2006, 12:46 PM

Quote:

The reason i am a little freaked right now is because the one i gave myself on monday

Eaglesfan27 · 01-19-2006, 12:47 PM

Only 8 in your entire life? I think the jokes have to come at Radii's expense

st.cronin · 01-19-2006, 12:48 PM

I had multiple orgasms five minutes ago reading the werewolf thread. I'm a bit dehydrated, but otherwise ok.

Ksyrup · 01-19-2006, 12:49 PM

I'm trying to picture exactly what other task she was performing when she gave herself an orgasm that caused her to lose her concentration...

Draft Dodger · 01-19-2006, 12:49 PM

I will be shortly

st.cronin · 01-19-2006, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm trying to picture exactly what other task she was performing when she gave herself an orgasm that caused her to lose her concentration...

knitting a scarf?

path12 · 01-19-2006, 12:50 PM

Well played. So to speak.

Subby · 01-19-2006, 12:50 PM

'sup Hellcat...

albionmoonlight · 01-19-2006, 12:59 PM

This thread has potential to be great. So I thought that I would go ahead and get in while there were still seats.

rkmsuf · 01-19-2006, 01:01 PM

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

saldana · 01-19-2006, 01:02 PM

nice. lmao.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-19-2006, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

Solid oak headboards are a bitch, lemme tell ya.

rkmsuf · 01-19-2006, 01:06 PM

Okay, how about and orgasm as a result of a concussion?

Toddzilla · 01-19-2006, 01:07 PM

I have. I had one in 1992 and another in 1997.

George · 01-19-2006, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

This thread has potential to be great. So I thought that I would go ahead and get in while there were still seats.

wbatl1 · 01-19-2006, 01:08 PM

OK, Parody threads should not be allowed to be significantly higher on the board than the thread it parodied...I just sat here for a couple of minutes trying to figure this out...I know, I'm very tired.

cartman · 01-19-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

anyone get concussed as a result of an orgasm?

Lemme just say, make sure that the mirrors are securely fastened to the ceiling.

Samdari · 01-19-2006, 01:10 PM

Wow, the first ever recorded sighting of a parody thread that was actually funny.

gottimd · 01-19-2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wbatl1

OK, Parody threads should not be allowed to be significantly higher on the board than the thread it parodied...I just sat here for a couple of minutes trying to figure this out...I know, I'm very tired.

A woman posting about orgasms...what did you expect to happen?

Oilers9911 · 01-19-2006, 01:11 PM

I have tennis elbow in both elbows and i've never picked up a racket.

DeToxRox · 01-19-2006, 01:16 PM

I don't use hair gel. You'd never know that looking at me though.

flere-imsaho · 01-19-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Okay, how about and orgasm as a result of a concussion?

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, mmmkay?

sterlingice · 01-19-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

A woman posting about orgasms...what did you expect to happen?

Yeah, see, I'm torn. I'm firmly in the camp that hates parody threads. Not only that, but I just don't like how most humor these days has to be either really dumb or about sex to be considered funny by the masses.

But the way this was worded- just beautiful.

SI

rkmsuf · 01-19-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, mmmkay?

Ever wonder why there were no closeups of Steve Young after the hit in the Cardinal game on Monday night in 1999?

ISiddiqui · 01-19-2006, 01:25 PM

pics plz thanks

(can't believe no one has yet said that)

rkmsuf · 01-19-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

pics plz thanks

(can't believe no one has yet said that)

not you jeeber

PackerFanatic · 01-19-2006, 01:36 PM

I was seriously a little confused at first.

PackerFanatic · 01-19-2006, 01:36 PM

BTW, well done ollie

gottimd · 01-19-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

not you jeeber

No tubgirl?

bbor · 01-19-2006, 01:42 PM

I've faked em

Ksyrup · 01-19-2006, 01:45 PM

I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having."

gottimd · 01-19-2006, 01:45 PM

I've seen it in porn, but has any guy here come across a "gusher" aka "rainwoman"?

Swaggs · 01-19-2006, 01:48 PM

This is a rock solid thread.

Desnudo · 01-19-2006, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having."

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.

AnalBumCover · 01-19-2006, 02:18 PM

This is a parody thread?

Draft Dodger · 01-19-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

This is a parody thread?

asks the guy with the parody screen name

PackerFanatic · 01-19-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

This is a parody thread?

Find the thread about multiple concussions.

Ksyrup · 01-19-2006, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.

Yes, but those are some mighty powerful orgasms. And since she's a member of FOFC, there's an automatic presumption of geekiness that applies to us all that would make "8" a realistic number in her case.

PackerFanatic · 01-19-2006, 02:46 PM

Hahaha...touche Ksyrup, touche.

Draft Dodger · 01-19-2006, 02:50 PM

so, Jeebs has an excuse, but am I the only one amazed that Farrah isn't here yet?

Ramzavail · 01-19-2006, 03:01 PM

I think I just orgasmed reading this thread.

TexasT · 01-19-2006, 03:06 PM

oliegirl, picture please!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-19-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so, Jeebs has an excuse, but am I the only one amazed that Farrah isn't here yet?

Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.

AnalBumCover · 01-19-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.

Pure Gold

bbor · 01-19-2006, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Sorry - the last orgasm I gave myself knocked me unconscious for three or four days.

Damn...the She-Rahn can give me multiples anytime....sorry Arles

hoosiergoody · 01-19-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

8 orgasms lifetime. I don't think there will be requests for a how-to book.

I believe that was 8 multiples... if not, poor oliegirl

Eaglesfan27 · 01-19-2006, 03:35 PM

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl

Ksyrup · 01-19-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Read the first two sentences. It is clearly 8 orgasms, and not 8 multiple orgasms. Poor Oliegirl

My explanation still holds true.

01-19-2006, 12:46 PM	#2
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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I've been patiently waiting for one of the other FOFC females to post: "I'll have what she's having." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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