I Hate Phil Simms

tarcone · 01-14-2006, 08:57 PM

this is the worst commentator in all of football and on TV period.
plus, what the hell is the deal with Dan Marino? is he sucking Tom Brady? Jeez can he be any more biased?

Senator · 01-14-2006, 09:01 PM

Phil is to commentary, what Chris is to quarterbacks.

st.cronin · 01-14-2006, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

what the hell is the deal with Dan Marino? is he sucking Tom Brady?

Of course he is. Now, why aren't you?

jeff061 · 01-14-2006, 09:03 PM

Yeah he could be more biased, see Shannon Sharpe. "Tom Brady only does his dink and dunk thing"

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Anyways, I think Brady and Marino are golf buddies.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-14-2006, 09:12 PM

It's amazing that Phil Simms can talk with Tom Brady's -- well, you know where this joke is going.

RPI-Fan · 01-14-2006, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

this is the worst commentator in all of football and on TV period.
plus, what the hell is the deal with Dan Marino? is he sucking Tom Brady? Jeez can he be any more biased?

You're a year late to the party.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ght=phil+simms

Schmidty · 01-14-2006, 09:18 PM

What's the point of competitive sports?

What has Brady done?

How old is Brady?

Shut the fuck up.

Schmidty · 01-14-2006, 09:23 PM

Dola.

I don't care about the Patriots. I'm a die-hard Lions fans.

I also hate U-M.

I am also not a dipshit.

tarcone · 01-14-2006, 09:46 PM

all simms can talk about is the pats after bailey goes 101 yds on a pick
WHAT AN ASS

Flasch186 · 01-14-2006, 09:49 PM

simms sucks...."draw a line" what an asshat

BrianD · 01-14-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

simms sucks...."draw a line" what an asshat

I actually thought that was a good idea. It would be hard to know exactly where the ball started, but that was as good an idea as any to figure out what happened.

cartman · 01-14-2006, 10:09 PM

The worst ex-player in football on TV, to me, has to be Cris Collinsworth. He has run his 15 minutes of fame for being in the Super Bowl with the Bengals to way past 45 minutes.

BrianD · 01-14-2006, 10:20 PM

Is there some rule which states that announcers can never be silent, or do these guys just like to hear themselves talk?

Raiders Army · 01-14-2006, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

The worst ex-player in football on TV, to me, has to be Cris Collinsworth. He has run his 15 minutes of fame for being in the Super Bowl with the Bengals to way past 45 minutes.

Agreed.

VPI97 · 01-14-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff061

Yeah he could be more biased, see Shannon Sharpe. "Tom Brady only does his dink and dunk thing"

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"Someone call the National Guard!"

Sharpe's commentary was better as a player.

cougarfreak · 01-14-2006, 10:35 PM

Yeah.........but the Pats were VALIANT!

panerd · 01-14-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

The worst ex-player in football on TV, to me, has to be Cris Collinsworth. He has run his 15 minutes of fame for being in the Super Bowl with the Bengals to way past 45 minutes.

I disagree 100%. He is one of the few analyists that actually does his homework. On Inside the NFL he actually makes meaningful insights based on actually watching and breaking down games while Carter and Marino talk out their asses.

tarcone · 01-14-2006, 10:39 PM

Simms looked like he was about to cry when they went to the booth

st.cronin · 01-14-2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

Is there some rule which states that announcers can never be silent, or do these guys just like to hear themselves talk?

That drives me nuts, too. It's a radio rule that makes no sense on tv.

cartman · 01-14-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by panerd

I disagree 100%. He is one of the few analyists that actually does his homework. On Inside the NFL he actually makes meaningful insights based on actually watching and breaking down games while Carter and Marino talk out their asses.

To me, he overanalyzes stuff. I can't begin to count the number of times he was absolutely sure of the outcome of a game, and he was so far offbase it wasn't even funny.

Riggins44 · 01-15-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tarcone

this is the worst commentator in all of football and on TV period.
plus, what the hell is the deal with Dan Marino? is he sucking Tom Brady? Jeez can he be any more biased?

It's fitting since they have the worst pre-game show on tv. I'm convinced you could grab three homeless guys off the street and make a better show.

01-14-2006, 09:01 PM	#2
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Phil is to commentary, what Chris is to quarterbacks. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

01-14-2006, 09:03 PM	#4
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Yeah he could be more biased, see Shannon Sharpe. "Tom Brady only does his dink and dunk thing" . Anyways, I think Brady and Marino are golf buddies. __________________

01-14-2006, 09:12 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	It's amazing that Phil Simms can talk with Tom Brady's -- well, you know where this joke is going. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-14-2006, 09:18 PM	#7
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	What's the point of competitive sports? What has Brady done? How old is Brady? Shut the fuck up. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 01-14-2006 at 09:21 PM.

01-14-2006, 09:23 PM	#8
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Dola. I don't care about the Patriots. I'm a die-hard Lions fans. I also hate U-M. I am also not a dipshit. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-14-2006, 09:46 PM	#9
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	all simms can talk about is the pats after bailey goes 101 yds on a pick WHAT AN ASS

01-14-2006, 09:49 PM	#10
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	simms sucks...."draw a line" what an asshat __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

01-14-2006, 10:09 PM	#12
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	The worst ex-player in football on TV, to me, has to be Cris Collinsworth. He has run his 15 minutes of fame for being in the Super Bowl with the Bengals to way past 45 minutes. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

01-14-2006, 10:20 PM	#13
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Is there some rule which states that announcers can never be silent, or do these guys just like to hear themselves talk?

01-14-2006, 10:35 PM	#16
cougarfreak College Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Out of Grad School Hell :)	Yeah.........but the Pats were VALIANT!

01-14-2006, 10:39 PM	#18
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Simms looked like he was about to cry when they went to the booth

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