Celebrity Hot or Not, Vol. 17: Jennifer Garner

Kodos · 01-13-2006, 08:57 AM

With the 16th volume winding down, it appears that Faith Hill will finish between Angelina Jolie and Melissa Stark. Here is one that I think will split the electorate: Jennifer Garner.

Code:

Anna Kournikova   90.97
Shania Twain      86.09
Natalie Portman   86.06
Evangeline Lilly  81.20
Angelina Jolie    78.49
Faith Hill        ?????
Melissa Stark     75.00
Danica Patrick    59.17
Jennifer Lopez    44.23
Teri Hatcher      37.96
Pamela Anderson   37.90
Uma Thurman       35.51
Gillian Anderson  35.48
Cameron Diaz      31.67
Patrick Dempsey   27.27
Matt Leinart      18.75

I fall in the Hot camp. Though not hot enough to get me to watch her show.

Ksyrup · 01-13-2006, 08:58 AM

Not. For two years, I thought the chick from CSI was moonlighting on Alias.

cthomer5000 · 01-13-2006, 08:58 AM

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 09:01 AM

yuck, not definately.

vtbub · 01-13-2006, 09:04 AM

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 09:05 AM

this vote should be somewhere in Leinart country

Samdari · 01-13-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

slightly too masculine features

And I thought I was the only one who noticed her Adams Apple.

wade moore · 01-13-2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.

ditto...

Although I do recognize that for some reason there is a certain chunk of the male population that is obsessed with her.

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

ditto...

Although I do recognize that for some reason there is a certain chunk of the male population that is obsessed with her.

Those are the weirdos.

wade moore · 01-13-2006, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

this vote should be somewhere in Leinart country

I bet she's not even in the bottom 5...

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

I bet she's not even in the bottom 5...

thus my use of "should"

you're right, it won't be that low and that is troubling.

Raiders Army · 01-13-2006, 09:13 AM

Definitely NOT

wade moore · 01-13-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

thus my use of "should"

you're right, it won't be that low and that is troubling.

not as troubling as the number of people that found Cameron Diaz to be "Hot"...

JonInMiddleGA · 01-13-2006, 09:22 AM

Torn, very torn. She's capable of looking smokin' hot, but it's inconsistent, and increasingly so. Reluctantly, I'm going to go with "not", but she definitely has her days.

Ksyrup · 01-13-2006, 09:24 AM

This is like the opposite of the Jolie thread. The Hot voters here aren't being very vocal, just like the Not Hot voters in the Jolie thread were shouted down by the others. If I had to rank her, I'd probably put her somewhere around Uma Thurman on that list above.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-13-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Torn, very torn. She's capable of looking smokin' hot, but it's inconsistent, and increasingly so. Reluctantly, I'm going to go with "not", but she definitely has her days.

You summed up my feelings exactly.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-13-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

You summed up my feelings exactly.

Yes. Me too.

George · 01-13-2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Me too.

And me.

BuffaloHuskey · 01-13-2006, 09:29 AM

I think she is hot. She has a natural good look to her. She has a nice athletic but not butchy build. I like that.

WSUCougar · 01-13-2006, 09:34 AM

Hot.

And any of you "not" gents that voted Uma Thurman and/or Teri Hatcher hot instead need to be exiled. As a parting gift, you can take those two with you.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-13-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This is like the opposite of the Jolie thread. The Hot voters here aren't being very vocal, just like the Not Hot voters in the Jolie thread were shouted down by the others. If I had to rank her, I'd probably put her somewhere around Uma Thurman on that list above.

The Not Hot voters had it comin' and they still do.

moriarty · 01-13-2006, 09:51 AM

I went for hot. Yes, sometimes she looks a bit like a horse, but most of the times she's very adorable (like in that 'Big' knockoff movie) and has that wholesome cuteness about her.

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

I went for hot. Yes, sometimes she looks a bit like a horse, but most of the times she's very adorable (like in that 'Big' knockoff movie) and has that wholesome cuteness about her.

How can someone that looks like a horse sometimes be hot?

Raiders Army · 01-13-2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Austin Powers

She's a man, baby!!!

He said it best.

Honolulu_Blue · 01-13-2006, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How can someone that looks like a horse sometimes be hot?

Magic.

cubboyroy1826 · 01-13-2006, 10:05 AM

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With the 16th volume winding down, it appears that Faith Hill will finish between Angelina Jolie and Melissa Stark.

\

How do i get tickets to watch that?

Desnudo · 01-13-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

The Not Hot voters had it comin' and they still do.

Jolie is as Not Hot today as she was yesterday, and the day before.

Mr. Wednesday · 01-13-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

not as troubling as the number of people that found Cameron Diaz to be "Hot"...

Diaz at least was hot -- CF The Mask

Calis · 01-13-2006, 10:23 AM

She's half-man, and on top she's having/has had Ben Affleck's demon spawn.

Thus she falls firmly into the not camp.

Kodos · 01-13-2006, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Here is one that I think will split the electorate: Jennifer Garner.

Was I right on or what?

Desnudo · 01-13-2006, 10:56 AM

Will there be a worst taste award for whoever voted Hot for the most with less than 50%?

moriarty · 01-13-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Will there be a worst taste award for whoever voted Hot for the most with less than 50%?

I think that award should go to anyone who voted Danica Patrick hot.

vex · 01-13-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

I think that award should go to anyone who voted Danica Patrick hot.

Agreed.

duckman · 01-13-2006, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

A combination of a very plain look + slightly too masculine features just barely put me in the "not" category.

Agreed. She is just way too manly for my taste.

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by duckman

Agreed. She is just way too manly for my taste.

So a little manly is fine?

st.cronin · 01-13-2006, 11:56 AM

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'

duckman · 01-13-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

So a little manly is fine?

That didn't quite come out like I wanted.

WSUCougar · 01-13-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'

See, that's Angelina Jolie to me. She's obviously an attractive woman (well, dial the lips back by around 50%), but she's also "chop your balls off with a butter knife" scary.

Swaggs · 01-13-2006, 12:02 PM

She is occasionally cute, but never hot to me.

Godzilla Blitz · 01-13-2006, 12:08 PM

I was disappointed with her looks in Elektra, but mostly I find her hot.

Maybe it comes from playing a lot of sports growing up, but I've always liked lithe, athletic women. Jennifer Garner has never struck me as "manly", but I find her strong features very attractive. Angelina Jolie, though, I don't find attractive at all, and her features strike me as "manly". Go figure.

Desnudo · 01-13-2006, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.'

I voted not because I'm excited by what she might do.

FrogMan · 01-13-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz

I was disappointed with her looks in Elektra, but mostly I find her hot.

Maybe it comes from playing a lot of sports growing up, but I've always liked lithe, athletic women. Jennifer Garner has never struck me as "manly", but I find her strong features very attractive. Angelina Jolie, though, I don't find attractive at all, and her features strike me as "manly". Go figure.

That's about how I see her too, although I liked her looks in Elektra. Found something kinda exciting with the way she manipulates the sais, don't ask me why, I don't know...

FM

kcchief19 · 01-13-2006, 12:18 PM

She's a two-face. When she's hot, she's really hot. When she's not, she's really not. As long as I have favorable lighting, I can live with that.

rkmsuf · 01-13-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

She's a two-face. When she's hot, she's really hot. When she's not, she's really not. As long as I have favorable lighting, I can live with that.

The back booth at Monk's is all yours.

kingfc22 · 01-13-2006, 01:06 PM

hoosiergoody · 01-13-2006, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Me too.

Agree here too... did improve while pregnant- actually had b@@bs- not that that is all there is too it

the self-confidence she exudes is what makes her hot for me

Schmidty · 01-13-2006, 02:16 PM

Nice dimples, but the rest of her is not my style.

gkb · 01-13-2006, 02:42 PM

Umm, not. And Uma is very hot...that is all.

Raiders Army · 01-13-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

Umm, not. And Uma is very hot...that is all.

Now I know where the term halfwit comes from.

tarcone · 01-13-2006, 02:50 PM

big mouth and saggy tits.....blech

View Poll Results: Jennifer Garner is...
Hot!	65	47.10%
Not!	73	52.90%
Voters: 138. You may not vote on this poll

01-13-2006, 08:58 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Not. For two years, I thought the chick from CSI was moonlighting on Alias. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-13-2006, 09:01 AM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	yuck, not definately. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-13-2006, 09:04 AM	#5
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	no __________________

01-13-2006, 09:05 AM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	this vote should be somewhere in Leinart country __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-13-2006, 09:13 AM	#12
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Definitely NOT

01-13-2006, 09:22 AM	#14
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Torn, very torn. She's capable of looking smokin' hot, but it's inconsistent, and increasingly so. Reluctantly, I'm going to go with "not", but she definitely has her days. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

01-13-2006, 09:24 AM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is like the opposite of the Jolie thread. The Hot voters here aren't being very vocal, just like the Not Hot voters in the Jolie thread were shouted down by the others. If I had to rank her, I'd probably put her somewhere around Uma Thurman on that list above. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-13-2006, 09:29 AM	#19
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	I think she is hot. She has a natural good look to her. She has a nice athletic but not butchy build. I like that. __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

01-13-2006, 09:34 AM	#20
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Hot. And any of you "not" gents that voted Uma Thurman and/or Teri Hatcher hot instead need to be exiled. As a parting gift, you can take those two with you. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

01-13-2006, 09:51 AM	#22
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	I went for hot. Yes, sometimes she looks a bit like a horse, but most of the times she's very adorable (like in that 'Big' knockoff movie) and has that wholesome cuteness about her.

01-13-2006, 10:23 AM	#29
Calis College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas	She's half-man, and on top she's having/has had Ben Affleck's demon spawn. Thus she falls firmly into the not camp.

01-13-2006, 10:56 AM	#31
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Will there be a worst taste award for whoever voted Hot for the most with less than 50%?

01-13-2006, 11:56 AM	#36
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I'm pretty sure that she can beat me up, so I voted 'hot' because I'm afraid of what she would do if I voted 'not.' __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

01-13-2006, 12:02 PM	#39
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	She is occasionally cute, but never hot to me. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

01-13-2006, 12:08 PM	#40
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I was disappointed with her looks in Elektra, but mostly I find her hot. Maybe it comes from playing a lot of sports growing up, but I've always liked lithe, athletic women. Jennifer Garner has never struck me as "manly", but I find her strong features very attractive. Angelina Jolie, though, I don't find attractive at all, and her features strike me as "manly". Go figure.

01-13-2006, 12:18 PM	#43
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	She's a two-face. When she's hot, she's really hot. When she's not, she's really not. As long as I have favorable lighting, I can live with that.

01-13-2006, 01:06 PM	#45
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Not! __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

01-13-2006, 02:16 PM	#47
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Nice dimples, but the rest of her is not my style. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

01-13-2006, 02:42 PM	#48
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	Umm, not. And Uma is very hot...that is all. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

01-13-2006, 02:50 PM	#50
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	big mouth and saggy tits.....blech

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