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01-04-2006, 07:49 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bethlehem, Pa
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just when i didnt think people could be any more bizzare...
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01-04-2006, 08:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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whoa
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01-04-2006, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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This is a particularly odd way of exclaiming your joy:
"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed. |
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01-04-2006, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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All she needs is a dolphinoplasty.
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01-04-2006, 08:46 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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More ammo for the anti gay marriage crowd.
Next up...man marries toaster. Jerry Faldwell's head explodes. |
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01-04-2006, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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I'd pay good money to see either of those. |
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01-04-2006, 08:52 AM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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BTW, you're thread title took me awhile to fully decipher...
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01-04-2006, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Already been done.  Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party... Joe: Sy borg Gimme dat, Gimme dat Sy borg Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg, I beg Sy borg Gimme dat, Gimme dat Sy borg Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg, Little wires, Pliers, tires They turn me on Maybe I�m crazy Maybe I�m crazy Maybe I�m crazy, Mon... Stroking several of sy�s gleaming appendages, joe continues... Gee, sy This is a real groovy Apartment You�ve got here Sy borg: All government Sponsored recreational Services are clean and Efficient Joe: This is exciting I never plooked A tiny chrome-plated Machine That looks like a Magical pig With marital aids Stuck all over it Such as yourself Before Sy borg: You�ll love it! It�s a way of life. Joe: Does that mean Maybe later You�ll plook me... Sy borg: If you wish, we may Have a groovy orgy Joe: Just me and you? Sy borg: I share this apartment With a modified Gay bob doll He goes all the way... Ever try oral sex with A miniature rubberized Homo-replica? Joe: No, ah, not yet, Ah, is this him? Sy borg: This is him. Your wish is His command He likes you He wants to kiss You always Just tell him what You want Joe: Really? Hi, little guy Think I might get a Tiny, but exciting Blow...job... Gimme dat, Gimme dat Blow job... Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob. Sy borg: Bend over. Joe: Gay bob Blow job Gimme dat, Gimme dat Blow job Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob Sy borg: You�ll love it! It looks just like a Telefunken u-47. Joe: Little leather cap And trousers They look so gay.. Warren just bought some Warren just bought some Warren just bought some Hey... Sy borg: Bob is tired. Plook me now, You savage rascal Ehhh! that tickles. You are a fun person I like you. I want to kiss You always. Joe: Gee, this is great How�s about some Bondage and Humiliation Sy borg: Anything you say, Master. Joe: Oh no, I don�t believe It You�re way more fun Than mary... Sy borg: You�re plooking Too hard... Joe: And cleaner than Lucille... Sy borg: Plooking on me... Joe: What have i Been missing All these years? Sy borg: Too hard Joe: Sy... Sy borg: Too hard Joe: Sy... Sy borg: Plooking too hard On me-e-e-e-e... Joe: Speak to me Oh no... The golden shower Must have shorted out His master circuit He�s, he�s, oh my god I must have Plooked him... Hey To death... Hey Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you�re gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you haven�t got a chance. Joe: But i... I, i, i, i, i... I can�t pay I gave all my money To some kinda groovy Religious guy... Two songs ago... Central scrutinizer: Come on out son... Between the two of us We�ll find a way to Work it out
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01-04-2006, 06:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead. Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see... Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo...
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01-04-2006, 06:11 PM
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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"
If I had a nickel for everytime we heard that down at the precinct.
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01-04-2006, 06:31 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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So is Cindy a boy dolphin or a girl dolphin?
I just wonder why she would marry a dolphin... What was she thinking? What was her porpoise? |
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01-04-2006, 06:42 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Damn those dolphins! Taking away all the white women
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01-04-2006, 06:45 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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