Jokes

tdydynasty · 12-15-2005, 04:37 PM

What do you call a shirt that you do not wear?

sovereignstar · 12-15-2005, 04:41 PM

uncomfortable

gottimd · 12-15-2005, 04:43 PM

Jimmy?

sachmo71 · 12-15-2005, 04:45 PM

dirty

vtbub · 12-15-2005, 04:49 PM

My Mothers

MikeVic · 12-15-2005, 05:02 PM

Where's the answer??

tdydynasty · 12-15-2005, 05:04 PM

A redshirt.

st.cronin · 12-15-2005, 05:06 PM

what has two legs and bleeds?

gottimd · 12-15-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

what has two legs and bleeds?

A person who just cut themselves?

JeeberD · 12-15-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

A redshirt.

I don't get it.

Raiders Army · 12-15-2005, 05:27 PM

I just wanna be in this classic thread.

tdydynasty · 12-15-2005, 05:27 PM

When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

st.cronin · 12-15-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

what has two legs and bleeds?

1/2 a cat

(sorry)

st.cronin · 12-15-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

laughing ... uncontrollably... crying ...

Senator · 12-15-2005, 05:32 PM

Not quite The Aristocrats but close.

JeeberD · 12-15-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdydynasty

When you sit out a year in college sports it is called redshirting. Practice but don't play.

Oh, that kind of redshirt.

Sublime 2 · 12-15-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

1/2 a cat

(sorry)

HAHAHAHA

Groundhog · 12-15-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

1/2 a cat

(sorry)

Very versatile joke that one. When I heard it, the answer was "Half a baby".

Lorena · 12-15-2005, 06:17 PM

Anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die can't be trusted.

I don't really agree with this, but it's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.

oliegirl · 12-15-2005, 06:18 PM

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

sovereignstar · 12-15-2005, 06:27 PM

a sleepasorous

oh snap

ThunderingHERD · 12-15-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tdydynasty

A redshirt.

Did you come up with that? Do you mind if I use it?

oliegirl · 12-15-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A DinoSNORE!

GoSeahawks · 12-15-2005, 06:45 PM

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

gottimd · 12-15-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Harvey Firestone?

st.cronin · 12-15-2005, 07:07 PM

so this termite walks into a bar, and says

"excuse me, where is the bar tender?"

Lorena · 12-15-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

A DinoSNORE!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Lorena · 12-15-2005, 07:22 PM

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Karlifornia · 12-15-2005, 08:10 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player?

MikeVic · 12-15-2005, 08:12 PM

Why aren't these jokes being completed?? I'm interested in them!

Karlifornia · 12-15-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player?

I don't have an old, dusty record player in my basement.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

sovereignstar · 12-15-2005, 08:18 PM

hollywood?

Karlifornia · 12-15-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

The answer is a PILOT, YOU GOD DAMNED RACISTS!!

GoSeahawks · 12-15-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Majorsoreass

Lorena · 12-15-2005, 08:43 PM

What is the thinnest book in the world?

stevew · 12-15-2005, 08:58 PM

you guys eating the popsicles again, the ones with the hahahahah funny(not really) jokes?

Lorena · 12-15-2005, 08:58 PM

"What Men Know About Women"

CamEdwards · 12-15-2005, 09:25 PM

my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?

Karlifornia · 12-16-2005, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?

I had to cheat-the suspense was killing me!

The punchline is "Paddy O'Furniture"

Easy Mac · 12-16-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

my favorite lame joke:

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?

Matt Damon?

12-15-2005, 04:43 PM	#3
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Jimmy? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

12-15-2005, 04:49 PM	#5
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	My Mothers __________________

12-15-2005, 05:06 PM	#8
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	what has two legs and bleeds? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-15-2005, 05:32 PM	#15
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Not quite The Aristocrats but close. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

12-15-2005, 07:07 PM	#26
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	so this termite walks into a bar, and says "excuse me, where is the bar tender?" __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

12-15-2005, 04:41 PM	#2
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	uncomfortable

12-15-2005, 04:45 PM	#4
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	dirty

12-15-2005, 05:02 PM	#6
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Where's the answer??

12-15-2005, 05:04 PM	#7
tdydynasty Banned Join Date: Aug 2002	A redshirt.

12-15-2005, 05:27 PM	#11
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I just wanna be in this classic thread.

12-15-2005, 06:17 PM	#19
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die can't be trusted. I don't really agree with this, but it's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.

12-15-2005, 06:27 PM	#21
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	a sleepasorous oh snap

12-15-2005, 06:45 PM	#24
GoSeahawks High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olympia, Wa	What do you call a gay dinosaur?

12-15-2005, 07:22 PM	#28
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

12-15-2005, 08:10 PM	#29
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	What's the difference between a dead baby and an old, dusty record player? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-15-2005, 08:12 PM	#30
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Why aren't these jokes being completed?? I'm interested in them!

12-15-2005, 08:18 PM	#32
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	hollywood?

12-15-2005, 08:43 PM	#35
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	What is the thinnest book in the world?

12-15-2005, 08:58 PM	#36
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	you guys eating the popsicles again, the ones with the hahahahah funny(not really) jokes?

12-15-2005, 09:25 PM	#38
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	my favorite lame joke: What's Irish and comes out in the spring? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

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