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Funny amazon.com search
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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A hand in the bush is worth two what?
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I haven't checked the link, but what could be more embarrassing than looking for LaserDiscs?
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Ping: Whoever gets Suicane for the FOFC Gift Exchange
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11-29-2005, 12:58 PM | #8 |
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A prostitutes thread and now a fisting thread. You really contribute to the community.
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11-29-2005, 01:05 PM | #11 |
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and next time, I'll remember to limit my posts to only the topics that have been pre-approved by the almighty Raiders Army.
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11-29-2005, 01:05 PM | #12 |
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I am more convinced than ever that this is actually President Bush.
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11-29-2005, 01:08 PM | #14 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Fisting, September 17, 2005 Reviewer: Jezza "Jezz" (Snodland. UK) - See all my reviews This has to be the worst martial arts technique book on the market. There was no practical use of the fist for street self defence unless you were attacked by a very wet and naked horny Lesbian on heat. I didn't realise that Master bates was not a martial artist in the true sense of the word. This book was a total dissapointment from a Self Defence point of view although i am a total hit with the ladies. Please forgive any error in grammer as my fingers are still sticky.
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well in that case, I was thinking about posting something having to do with a warm bag of vaseline, you ever tried that?
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11-29-2005, 01:37 PM | #16 | |
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11-29-2005, 01:38 PM | #17 | |
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11-29-2005, 03:39 PM | #18 |
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I can't believe I actually clicked on the link (I should know better by now!) but to make things worse, I actually scrolled down and read the reviews people posted! I don't understand people...
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11-29-2005, 03:42 PM | #19 | ||
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Five Finger Fulfillment, March 22, 2000
Addington paints a very clear picture of this very intimate art in direct and often gritty terms; it is a graphic work about a graphic (and possibly intimidating) practice. Some of her favorite nouns and verbs are a little edgy; if four letter words describing sexual acts offend you, you might want to bypass this one. On the other hand, (pardon the pun) "A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting. Topics covered include safety, communications, troubleshooting, and lots of good common sense. The FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) covers the topic well, with sections on safety, what's involved, injuries and how to avoid them, who are likely candidates, and what to avoid (for instance: force, lack of consent, and hangnails, to mention only a few.) This is presented with a great deal of care, and with a level of intimacy I rarely see in non fiction. I laughed, and I cried. There is a great amount of joy in the reading, and yes, some sorrow. "What's Involved" may help to clarify the tone of the book: "Two(or more) willing participants, lots and lots of artificial lubricants, a good manicure and/or latex gloves, and communication, communication, communication. Did I mention communication? Communication is most definitely required." Fisting is an art that requires lots of care, good observation skills, and yes, lots of communication. "If pain becomes the overriding sensation and does not immediately subside, -immediately- stop what you're doing and communicate about the sensations you're both experiencing... When the body starts talking pain, -listen-." If you're looking for a friendly guide to this gentle and extremely intimate Art, I can suggest this book without reservation. "A Hand in the Bush" is clear, concise, and very informative without attempting to be intimidating or overly scholarly. It is, in my opinion, presented more like a love letter than a how to. That adds a great deal to the view that fisting, contrary to what one might think at first thought, is not about pain, coercion, force, or extreme sexual practice; it is a loving art that is easy to learn, and mastery of this art is attainable, where two people have a commitment to care and communication. Binder says: "Two thumbs up." A very well though out review!
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11-29-2005, 03:52 PM | #20 |
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"if four letter words describing sexual acts offend you, you might want to bypass this one.
On the other hand, (pardon the pun) "A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting." If you're studying up on the ins and outs of vaginal fisting, I'm going to venture a guess that 4-letter words do not offend you.
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I am on my way to Barnes and Noble and I am going to ask the information people where I can find the book on fisting, to see their response.
Is the safety he talks about, like goggles, or maybe even a face mask like Bill Laimbeer use to wear?
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11-29-2005, 04:03 PM | #22 |
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You oughtta read some of the reader reviews of the book, especially the next to last one where the guy only gave it one star...
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11-29-2005, 04:15 PM | #23 |
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I hate to meet the person who buys this book used...
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11-29-2005, 04:43 PM | #24 |
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I clicked on the link of the book it was (pun)coupled with. I think I found my new quote!
The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) (Paperback)
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didn't a thread on fisting have a bad end for suicane not too long ago? makes me wonder why people are venturing into this thread...
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The Chancellor of the Exchequor over here delivers his budget in a briefcase that has is known as the red box. A few years ago gay comic Julian Clary apologised for being late for a live TV awards show as he was fisting (the then Chancellor) Norman Lamont in the dressing room.
You can probably work out the punchline yourself: didn't do his TV career a great deal of good!
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looks like Zach is an amazon.com books purchaser.
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The reviews were the funniest part.
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The New Bottoming Book
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Glengoyne: You never struck me as more of the Bottom type.
No.. it's not referring to butts in that. More like a different lifestyle/sex subculture. Foz, who's home from work for 20 minutes (long story, lots o good things happening today) and just saw this thread and had to reply
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