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Old 11-29-2005, 09:28 AM   #1
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OT: One more use for the male sexual organ





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'Iron Crotch,' brass ... prove man's strength
By Grace Rauh, STAFF WRITER



FREMONT - THE ANCIENT GREEKS worshipped it. Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it.
Yes, you read that right.

He pulled a truck with his penis.

Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his "Iron Crotch," attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.

He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy,gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park just off Interstate 880.

A documentary film director and a producer from London were on hand to shoot the jaw-dropping feat for a three-part series called "Penis Envy," scheduled to air next year on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. Footage from the truck pull will be used for the series' piece on building the perfect penis.

"He's very special. Powerful. Superman," said an awestruck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. "I just came here to watch my master perform."

Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to be able to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. One of Jin-Sheng's most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis. The grandmaster teaches Iron Crotch and Qigong in Fremont and Cupertino.

Jin-Sheng's performance drew hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked as if it were ready to burst.

Jin-Sheng wiped the sweat from his brow after the show and said, through an interpreter, that he felt comfortable and warm.

When asked if he was in any pain, he laughed.

"If it's painful," he said, "then you will see it bleed."

His wife, Sandy, snapped photographs while her husband warmed up and then pulled the truck. The couple are originally from


Taiwan and have lived in San Jose since 2003. They have four children, two boys and two girls, all of whom are top martial arts students.
So, is Sandy the envy of her friends?

"Yes," she said, flashing a wide smile. "Of course."

Jin-Sheng was featured in the April 2005 edition of Penthouse magazine, in a story titled "Facts and Phalluses of America's Favorite Organ." In November 2003, he and his penis made the Weekly World News.

"He believes that the sexual organs are a source of great power," said Gene Ching, associate publisher of the Fremont-based Kung Fu Magazine, which claims to have introduced Jin-Sheng to the United States and featured him on its March/April 2003 cover. "So it's sort of a vitality exercise."

Ching, who does not study Iron Crotch, has heard that it does help in the bedroom.

"I imagine that if you can tow a truck, that is going
to give you some skills," he said.

The grandmaster said the most challenging object he ever has pulled was a 60-foot truck — and that was with another man. These days, however, he's looking to up the ante. Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.

"What can you say?" said Krishna Govender, the documentary film director who came from London specifically to meet Jin-Sheng and watch him work.

"The strength of this guy — it's phenomenal."

Govender has seen and heard many things during the making of the documentary. He flew to Russia to meet a doctor who grew a penis on a man's arm and later grafted it to his genitals. He interviewed countless men about their most private, and treasured, possession.

But, he said he had never seen a man pull a truck with one.

"The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis," he said. "It's the most enduring one, as well."


For more information about

Jin-Sheng and Iron Crotch, visit http://www.99qigong.com.



Staff writer Grace Rauh can be reached at (510) 353-7010 or

[email protected].


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Old 11-29-2005, 09:31 AM   #2
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"The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis,"

Agreed
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:36 AM   #3
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He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.

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Old 11-29-2005, 09:39 AM   #4
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:40 AM   #5
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If the guy has had an kind of sex at all there is no way he does this to his penis.


I call virgin.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:41 AM   #6
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I'd so hit it.
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:43 AM   #7
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If the guy has had an kind of sex at all there is no way he does this to his penis.


I call virgin.


I disagree. He seems to have access to some love canyon.

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Old 11-29-2005, 09:44 AM   #8
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I disagree. He seems to have access to some love canyon.


platonic

no way she lets him mangle the love rod
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:02 AM   #9
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"It's the most enduring one, as well."


Tell that to the guy who was trying to cut the head off of a chicken.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:31 AM   #10
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pix pls, thx...

I wouldn't hit it though, 60 is a little old for me, Farrah can have him
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:36 AM   #11
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pix pls, thx...

I wouldn't hit it though, 60 is a little old for me, Farrah can have him

But he can pull a truck...imagine what else he can do
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:37 AM   #12
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Dola - Arlie better get BBCF done soon.
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:57 AM   #13
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Well, if his pennis is so strong... and in a moment of passion he lost the... control, maybe his wife would be the first flying woman of the world.... you know...
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Old 11-29-2005, 11:36 AM   #14
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But he can pull a truck...imagine what else he can do


Yeah, but you'd have to put up with all those 60 year old wrinkles and gray hair and saggy, droopy butt....no thanks! He's all yours!
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Old 11-29-2005, 12:39 PM   #15
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I wouldn't hit it though, 60 is a little old for me, Farrah can have him


Sigh....


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Old 11-29-2005, 12:43 PM   #16
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So much bad innuendo in that story, but pretty funny.

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"He's very special. Powerful. Superman," said an awestruck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. "I just came here to watch my master perform."
For example, I can't believe no one mentioned that one of his students is named Wang.

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Old 11-29-2005, 12:48 PM   #17
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Someone should have hooked that guy up with tickets to the South Carolina/Arkansas game a few weeks ago.
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Old 11-29-2005, 12:53 PM   #18
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Nutt yanks Johnson, Dick in and ready for Cocks for those who don't remember. It was a perfect confluence of joke names all meeting in one place, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the Chris Rock Bush/Dick/Colon joke.

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