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Ugueth Urbina Charged with Attempted Murder
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11-08-2005, 10:28 AM | #2 |
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that cooky urbina
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11-08-2005, 10:29 AM | #3 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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So much for the sympathy about his mom's kidnapping. When I saw the headline, I thought maybe the two were related - some sort of revenge or something.
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11-08-2005, 11:26 AM | #4 |
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In Urbina's defense, good help is hard to find.
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11-08-2005, 11:27 AM | #5 |
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so chopping them up with the machete wasn't enough. they were going to light them on fire too?
bastards.
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11-08-2005, 11:43 AM | #6 | |
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It's possible they are related. I'm not ready to rule that out. |
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11-08-2005, 11:49 AM | #7 |
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11-08-2005, 11:51 AM | #8 |
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On the one hand, know the history he's had of being a target and the corruption in Venezuela, you really have to go with the presumption of innocence until proven guilty in this case.
On the other hand, If he had a freakin' clue he would have gotten himself and his family out of Venezuela a long time ago and not gone back without an armed posse, preferably not one armed with gasoline and machettes. |
11-08-2005, 12:12 PM | #9 |
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I have a very good friend from Venezuela, who now lives in the States 12 months of the year due to the curruption and crime in Venezuela. He has told me some horrific stories of kidnappings and random murders. I am putting my money on it that Ugy found out that his "help" assisted in his mother's kidnapping.
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11-08-2005, 12:41 PM | #10 |
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He needs a reality show.
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11-08-2005, 12:52 PM | #11 |
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Looks like we need to keep Wagner now.
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Pretty much what my friend from Venezuela says as well. |
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11-08-2005, 12:56 PM | #13 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Urbina was not a serious candidate to be the closer in Philly.
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11-08-2005, 12:57 PM | #14 | |
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If he ever gets out I'll bet the folks in Philly will listen to what he has to say.
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11-08-2005, 12:58 PM | #15 |
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He's a free agent.
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11-08-2005, 12:59 PM | #16 | |
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Note to self...don't bring him in for an interview. Phone interview only.
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11-08-2005, 01:06 PM | #17 |
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I'm sure the Phillies appreciate the headlines leading with, "Phillies Pitcher Arrested..." He's not a Phillie anymore!
I wouldn't worry about interviews. After this, he won't be getting many calls. Attempted murder? He couldn't even finish the job, and he had a machete and fire! Not the kind of guy I want pitching the 9th inning for my team. He's apparently missing that killer instinct.
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11-08-2005, 01:10 PM | #18 | |
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give him a break. he forgot the matches.
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11-08-2005, 01:14 PM | #19 | |
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11-08-2005, 01:20 PM | #20 |
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That reminds me.. I have to buy 'Ugueth Urbina and Jayson William's guide for Hired Help' from Amazon....
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11-08-2005, 01:25 PM | #21 |
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Maybe Ugy did not read the Rae Carruth and OJ Simpson guide to "sealing the deal"
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11-08-2005, 01:36 PM | #22 |
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I wonder if that could be considered "conduct detrimental to the team"? If so, it's a bad week for Philly sports...
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