Best Perk Ever

Coffee Warlord · 10-19-2005, 04:27 PM

And we officially have acquire one of the greatest perks a company has ever offered.

Free 10 minutes massages from a professional masseuse every wednesday from 2-4pm.

KevinNU7 · 10-19-2005, 04:29 PM

Is he any good?

WSUCougar · 10-19-2005, 04:30 PM

Is her name "Inga?"

gottimd · 10-19-2005, 04:30 PM

Awaiting the inevitable "Thats so gay" post.

heybrad · 10-19-2005, 04:30 PM

Happy ending?

Buzzbee · 10-19-2005, 04:33 PM

Lame. I was expecting you to delcare the greatest cup of coffee ever.

Coffee Warlord · 10-19-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Is her name "Inga?"

Elsa.

WSUCougar · 10-19-2005, 04:39 PM

When I was a kid we had a cat named "Elsa."

I just thought you should know.

CamEdwards · 10-19-2005, 04:42 PM

heybrad, you stole my post.

Poli · 10-19-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

And we officially have acquire one of the greatest perks a company has ever offered.

Free 10 minutes massages from a professional masseuse every wednesday from 2-4pm.

I'll be over next week.

Izulde · 10-19-2005, 05:02 PM

pst.pix.pls.

chinaski · 10-19-2005, 05:07 PM

hah, thats nothin! I used to get two 30 minute massages every week at my old job AND we had 3 kegerators with some of the finest micros portland has to offer. Also, free food of every variety (bagles, chips, coffee, soda, lunch meats, bread, candy). It was a bit insulting when they laid off 30 employees and kept the masseuse though.

pennywisesb · 10-19-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

hah, thats nothin! I used to get two 30 minute massages every week at my old job AND we had 3 kegerators with some of the finest micros portland has to offer. Also, free food of every variety (bagles, chips, coffee, soda, lunch meats, bread, candy). It was a bit insulting when they laid off 30 employees and kept the masseuse though.

What was the company's name and are they hiring?

chinaski · 10-19-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pennywisesb

What was the company's name and are they hiring?

hxxp://whitehorse.com/

Last I heard theyre running with a skeleton crew, but everything is still pretty much the same. They still have a masseuse, but I just found out the one who used to work there committed suicide a few month back, really weirded me out hearing that news.

I really miss the excess of the pre-bubble-bursting dot com world.

I forgot to mention i had a shower and a sauna at my disposal too. Every morning i'd bike downtown to the gym, work out for a hour and then continue my ride along the Columbia River. The bike path went right in front of my office, which was right on the river. Id coast my bike in thru the back door, into my office and then walk across the hall and do the sauna/shower action. Even though im semi-retired now, i would easily give it all up to go back to that situation again. Working from home makes you incredibly fat.

Sublime 2 · 10-19-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

Working from home makes you incredibly fat.

So does eating too much

pennywisesb · 10-19-2005, 05:37 PM

When I was interning for the Washington Capitals, I had a badge that would allow me along with whoever I had with me to go ANYWHERE in the MCI Center....Locker-rooms, sit wherever we wanted (as long as the seats were empty obviously) and not just for Caps games, it worked for Georgetown and Wizards games as well. That was an awesome time in my life. I went to every single home game that season for the Caps and saw quite a few Wizards' games as well (Jordan's first year back).

lighthousekeeper · 10-19-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

And we officially have acquire one of the greatest perks a company has ever offered.

Free 10 minutes massages from a professional masseuse every wednesday from 2-4pm.

what's the company name so i know not to invest in your wasteful company.

Coffee Warlord · 10-26-2005, 04:05 PM

Ahhhhhh. Nothing beats backrub day!

Poli · 10-26-2005, 04:36 PM

Darn. I knew I was supposed to go visit you today.

Hawglaw · 10-26-2005, 04:49 PM

Did it move?

Raiders Army · 10-26-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

what's the company name so i know not to invest in your wasteful company.

LOL

Easy Mac · 10-26-2005, 05:04 PM

Hey Brad!

finkenst · 10-26-2005, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

what's the company name so i know not to invest in your wasteful company.

a happy employee is a more productive employee.

Raiders Army · 10-26-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by finkenst

a happy employee is a more productive employee.

or a lazy employee

timmae · 10-26-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

And we officially have acquire one of the greatest perks a company has ever offered.

Free 10 minutes massages from a professional masseuse every wednesday from 2-4pm.

Not sure, but I think that ranks below a gratuitous bj any day of the week.

Poli · 10-26-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hawglaw

Did it move?

You're either a stalker or a lawyer.

Lorena · 10-26-2005, 07:39 PM

The best perk out of any job I've ever had was free lunch every Friday. Of course I always ordered extra and brought the rest home

Samdari · 10-26-2005, 08:04 PM

None of this is better than free coffee all day.

st.cronin · 10-26-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

None of this is better than free coffee all day.

This junkie agrees.

10-19-2005, 04:29 PM	#2
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	Is he any good? __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

10-19-2005, 04:30 PM	#3
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Is her name "Inga?" __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

10-19-2005, 04:30 PM	#4
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Awaiting the inevitable "Thats so gay" post. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

10-19-2005, 04:33 PM	#6
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Lame. I was expecting you to delcare the greatest cup of coffee ever. __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

10-19-2005, 04:39 PM	#8
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	When I was a kid we had a cat named "Elsa." I just thought you should know. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

10-19-2005, 04:30 PM	#5
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Happy ending?

10-19-2005, 04:42 PM	#9
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	heybrad, you stole my post. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-19-2005, 05:02 PM	#11
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10-19-2005, 05:07 PM	#12
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	hah, thats nothin! I used to get two 30 minute massages every week at my old job AND we had 3 kegerators with some of the finest micros portland has to offer. Also, free food of every variety (bagles, chips, coffee, soda, lunch meats, bread, candy). It was a bit insulting when they laid off 30 employees and kept the masseuse though. Last edited by chinaski : 10-19-2005 at 05:07 PM. Reason: speeeelllling

10-19-2005, 05:37 PM	#16
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	When I was interning for the Washington Capitals, I had a badge that would allow me along with whoever I had with me to go ANYWHERE in the MCI Center....Locker-rooms, sit wherever we wanted (as long as the seats were empty obviously) and not just for Caps games, it worked for Georgetown and Wizards games as well. That was an awesome time in my life. I went to every single home game that season for the Caps and saw quite a few Wizards' games as well (Jordan's first year back). __________________ Myspace Profile

10-26-2005, 04:05 PM	#18
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Ahhhhhh. Nothing beats backrub day!

10-26-2005, 04:36 PM	#19
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Darn. I knew I was supposed to go visit you today. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

10-26-2005, 04:49 PM	#20
Hawglaw H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Suburban St. Louis	Did it move?

10-26-2005, 05:04 PM	#22
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Hey Brad!

10-26-2005, 07:39 PM	#27
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	The best perk out of any job I've ever had was free lunch every Friday. Of course I always ordered extra and brought the rest home

10-26-2005, 08:04 PM	#28
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	None of this is better than free coffee all day. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

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