10-05-2005, 03:40 PM | #1 | ||
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This happen to anyone else?
Last weekend I was at a bar and went went home with a moderately hot lady. (6-7 depending on your taste). I left (snuck out is more accurate) without getting her number or really caring too.
Fast forward to yesterday. I got pulled over for a broken signal light and who was the cop? Yep. She told me she was a real estate agent at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar. So with a blush and a "get the light fixed" (delivered with as much authority as she could re-establish) she jumped back in the squad car and off she sped. What a trip! |
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10-05-2005, 03:47 PM | #2 |
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This used to happen to me quite frequently, but I used to tell the woman that I was a craigsca.
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10-05-2005, 03:48 PM | #3 |
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This reminds me of those "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" commercials that air on TV over here.
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10-05-2005, 03:48 PM | #4 |
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Excerpt from Page 207 of "Hot For Teacher: The David Lee Roth Story"
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10-05-2005, 03:52 PM | #5 |
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That's classical. Hilarious.
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10-05-2005, 03:59 PM | #6 |
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you weren't tipped off when she anally violated you with her nightstick?
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10-05-2005, 04:01 PM | #7 | |
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10-05-2005, 04:08 PM | #8 | |
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He's still working on it before he sends it to Penthouse.
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10-05-2005, 04:32 PM | #9 |
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I can't believe he told her he was a rockstar. That just makes no sense.
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10-05-2005, 04:41 PM | #10 |
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Actually, I had a similar experience. I was at a bar and went home with this moderately attactive lady. I snuck out without getting her number (and not really wanting to). Fast forward to yesterday. I'm in the market for a house so I went to the local real estate office and who was my agent? Yup. She told me she was a cop at the bar. I think she was as shocked as I was. I had told her that I was a rockstar.
So with a blush and a "how much do you make" (delivered with as much professionalism as she could re-establish) she handed me off to another agent and off she sped to the breakroom. What a trip!
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10-05-2005, 04:47 PM | #11 | |
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10-05-2005, 04:49 PM | #12 |
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Ah, yes. I left out that key part of the story. I told her that I was Buzz, the Georgia Tech mascot.
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10-05-2005, 05:27 PM | #13 |
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every time i think of or see a lady cop, i always think of Sir Psycho Sexy by the RHCP.
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10-05-2005, 05:50 PM | #14 | |
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Dont let the excitement of my life (cough. cough.) cause such jealousy. This is just a mild occurance of the weird things that have happened to me. But there is a good point in the above post about sending it to Penthouse. Rockstars have all the great experiences. |
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