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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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No Masturbation for 1 year
I turn 20 in 2 minutes. I masturbate a lot and don't want to masturbate any for a while.
I pledge to masturbate none in the next 1 year (until 11:59:59pm October 3, 2006). If I break my pledge I have to post in this thread. If I post in this thread that I've masturbated, please make me feel very, very bad and shameful.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Barnegat, NJ
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Sounds like it's going to be a hard year.
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Sound more like it is going to be a BLUE year.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts?
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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At least you'll save some money by using less hot water.
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Save a tree, don't whack your wee.
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Kramer: "I'm out!"
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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But of course, a new problem arises in that the cat population in this country is going to increase dramatically.
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Well so much for that promise. I have poor self control
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting
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"Dutch"
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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Yay!
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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oh i am thinking of the kittens! I hate kittens!! die die die!!! (and no that's not serious) |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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that's what i was expecting |
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High School JV
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Have you seen the movie, "40 days and 40 nights"? Watch it and then tell us whether or not you want to keep your pledge.
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game?
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmonton
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No. So don't post in this thread anymore. |
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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You gotta the numbers somehow, right?
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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ROFL
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Why would Iwash my hands? My keyboard is filthy!
And where is all of the ridicule and shame? I have spilled my seed! Thats gotta get me one step closer to hell.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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OK, since nobody has said it yet...
Pics please. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Hey...someone has to say it and why not me?!
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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![]() Your will is weakening.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toledo - Spain
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If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Hampshire
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aka "The Mysterious Stranger" |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Worst. Vow. Ever.
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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What would i do with my spare time if i did'nt masterbate?
Talk to my wife???????? Egads!
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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somehow i expected Flasch to be the one to start this thread.
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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Ditto on that one. |
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