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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Ping: Taco Bell workers
What the hell part of 'NO onions' is so fucking hard to understand? You obviously understand the damn word well enough to deny English-speaking ability when you want retail customer service reps to cater to you.
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#2 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Be a man and eat the onions. It'll put hair on your chest
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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This really cracked me up.
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I think around here you'd have better luck pinging...oh, say...Olive Garden workers.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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No room. The guys on the track team didn't nickname me "Wookie" in high school for nothing. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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If they don't speak english well enough to understand what "NO onions" means, they don't comprehend it well enough for me to give a fuck where I post it. |
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#7 | |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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no pix pls k thx
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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no cebollas
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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No doubt, I HATE when they put onions on my burritos when I tell them not to. It's one thing if a joint leaves them on a burger, you can take those off so easily. But those diced onions they but in the burritos? You gotta dig around in there for a half hour before you can get them all out...
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Perhaps you shouldn't go somewhere that pays workers minimum wage
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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People that complain about fast food workers are hilarious. They're fast food workers, what the fuck do you expect? If you want great service don't go to Taco Bell. When I go to a place like that, I automatically accept mistakes as part of the package (and price).
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Livermore, CA
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I'd be more worried about Jose washing his hands after wiping his ass, then a few onionins
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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nothing is worse than burger king workers. last week i got a whopper in the drive through, and I ended up getting a burger on a bun without anything on it, no lettuce, tomatoes, etc etc. It was just the meat. What the fuck.
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#16 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2004
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next time have them repeat the order back to you.
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#17 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Reminds me a Capital One commerical.
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#18 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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the Taco Bell in my town has the distinction of being the worst Taco Bell in the galaxy. I rarely give them my business, mostly because it usually takes 30 minutes to get through the drive thru (as in 30 minutes AFTER placing the order) and the order is ALWAYS wrong. they always forget to put something in the bag, which isn't a big deal because I always check, but how hard can it be to just get a simple order right?
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#19 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkeley
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Chipolte is only like a $1 more...
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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I once ordered a "MexiMelt" as part of a drive-thru order, and noticed it wasn't included in the bag. So I told the pimple-faced clerk, "Hey, I'm missing the MexiMelt." He looked at me like I said, "Hey, I'm missing the en fuego dogshit taco" and then asked, "What's a MexiMelt." (no lie)
I said, "It's part of my order...it's an item on your menu." And he said, "No it isn't." And I said, "Yes, IT IS. Go look." He returned, enlightened, with said MexiMelt.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Apparently the "NO" part. ![]() Does anyone else have the Taco Bell/KFC combo joints around them? They are the absolute worst. I went in there one night about 8:45, and there were two people working there. Two restaurants, two people! So after waiting in line for 20 minutes to place my order for chicken, I'm informed that the KFC part closes at 9:00. WTF? After 9:00, they should change the name to NFC (No Fucking Chicken). |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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I like this, because it gives you infinite food combinations: Popcorn Chicken Double Decker....Honey BBQ dipped cinnamon twistys....6 piece nachos
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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yep, my Taco Bell (the previously mentioned Worst Taco Bell in the Galaxy) is one of these stupid combo thingies.
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Davis, CA
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We don't have any of those around here that I know of, but there are KFC/A&W combo restaurants showing up around here. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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#28 | |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Well, it's your fault for not wanting onions.
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#29 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Would you believe they did repeat the order back, without me asking them to, and still fucked it up? |
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#30 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Around where i live, people died a few years ago cause of tainted green onions. Something about E-coli infected produce. Since then, no restaurants throw them on anything. If people were to die in southern california, than SackAttack could be onion free. Until then, forget the drive through, get out of the car and go inside.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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If they put onions on my burritos again, people WILL die. ![]() |
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#32 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Del Taco rules
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High School JV
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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in fort worth area they have KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut...conveniently nicknamed KenTaco Hut....its the worst fast food place ive ever been to, the food is horrible, service is horrible and its just a horrible place to be altogether, although the combos of food is amazing if they cook it good, which is rare
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#34 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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I went to Taco Bell yesterday actually and they gave me those wannabe churro's for free. Cinnamon Twists? Didn;t know if it was a promotion or what but I was already home when I saw it so I didnt worry about it. Didnt even eat them til they were cold anyhow
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Yeah, when I got out of Shakespeare class at 10 pm, they were all that was open, so I swung by, and they gave me free Cinnamon Twists, too. And they got the fucking burritos right at 10 pm at night, so what's the issue at 2:30 in the afternoon? |
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#36 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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Make sure to specify you are with immigration when you pull up to the drive thru.. your service will be slow.. but perfect..
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#37 |
Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ohio
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My wife is so blonde she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
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#38 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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There are a lot of funny posts in this thread.
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#39 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Dola,
And it's BK that says you can have it your way, not Taco Bell. |
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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The worst Taco bell in the galaxy???
Surely you can't be serious?
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#41 | |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Bullshit.
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#42 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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I don't care.
I don't care if they put onions on taco bell I don't care if they don't wipe their hands after they shit and then make my food. I don't care if refried beans is actually ground shit. I don't care if they screw up my order. I don't care if it take an hour to get my food. I don't care if i sit on the shitter 3 hours the day after eating TB. It is STILL the best food in the world!
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#43 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Look, it's one thing if something gets into my order that I didn't order. It's quite another when something I specifically said "Do NOT put this in my order" gets in there. "No" is the most universal word on the planet. How the hell can you get that wrong? I'm not expecting a waiter to come out with a little white towel on his arm and a French accent. I AM expecting that if I place a simple order like "Two burritos, no onions," that you can get it right. |
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