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Old 10-02-2005, 07:28 PM   #1
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The matchup you've all been waiting for!! whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.

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Old 10-02-2005, 07:30 PM   #2
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I wonder if it's obvious in any language that Theisman is a grade-A douchebag?
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:31 PM   #3
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:32 PM   #4
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I like how they put that one song from "Kill Bill" into the intro.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:39 PM   #5
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holy shit! about the wildest first play possible!

edit: Bryan Young sacks McNown and casues a fumble, the 49ers pick up it start running it back, fumble, then recover in the endzone for the TD. Nuts!
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:40 PM   #6
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Just when I thought no team could get ANY worse than the Cardinals, They go below and beyond my wildest imaginings.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:41 PM   #7
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:43 PM   #8
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It's kind of funny and sad how it seems that the fans have no idea what to cheer for, or when to cheer.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:44 PM   #9
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niner fans better enjoy this, gonna be the easiest fucking win they ever see.This Cardinal team is truly terrible.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:54 PM   #10
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I just saw Kurt Warner "mentoring" McNown. I think I could see McNown's red and green bars drop immediately afterward.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:55 PM   #11
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I just saw Kurt Warner "mentoring" McNown. I think I could see McNown's red and green bars drop immediately afterward.

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Old 10-02-2005, 07:59 PM   #12
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14-0 49ers, and they have not been on offense yet.
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Old 10-02-2005, 07:59 PM   #13
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SAN FRANCISCO GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:00 PM   #14
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14-0 49ers, and they have not been on offense yet.

They were on offense once, but if you blinked you would've missed it.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:05 PM   #15
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The Niners should just quick kick it every time they get the ball.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:06 PM   #16
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:11 PM   #17
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:11 PM   #18
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The Niners should just quick kick it every time they get the ball.

No, no, they should just do corner kicks.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:13 PM   #19
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Are throw-ins allowed, this being played in a soccer stadium?
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:19 PM   #20
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Should've picked up the San Fran Defense instead of Arizona
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:28 PM   #21
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Should've picked up the San Fran Defense instead of Arizona
Those were your only two choices?
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:34 PM   #22
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I thought it was illegal to play with "juice"
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:36 PM   #23
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This is a huge stadium they are playing in. Is this the same place where USA-Mexico plays soccer?
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:36 PM   #24
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Typical Niners game with the defense spending WAY too much time on the field.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:37 PM   #25
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This is a huge stadium they are playing in. Is this the same place where USA-Mexico plays soccer?

yep
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:46 PM   #26
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Those were your only two choices?

There were about 5 others... I had both of my defenses on byes... Actually, I was pretty accurate that San Fran's offense wouldn't do much.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:55 PM   #27
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What is up with Neil Rackers? He chest bumped Larry Fitzgerald after he made that catch and after that FG Rackers tried to carry his teammate (an offensive lineman) off the field.

He's a kicker...
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:58 PM   #28
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Rackers is an idiot, we didn't cut him out of Cincy because he was a bad kicker, we require an IQ of at least 3 to play for us.
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Old 10-02-2005, 08:58 PM   #29
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Rackers is 12/12, I'm sure he's earned the right to pick up offensive linemen.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:00 PM   #30
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What is up with Neil Rackers? He chest bumped Larry Fitzgerald after he made that catch and after that FG Rackers tried to carry his teammate (an offensive lineman) off the field.

He's a kicker...

Well he is their best offensive player. It is not like we are seeing any TD celebrations from the Cardinals
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:02 PM   #31
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:04 PM   #32
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Shit.

We finally move the ball only to turn it over.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:04 PM   #33
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have i mentioned that i HATE Joe Theisman? If he called every game, I couldn't watch football.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:08 PM   #34
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He too is a complete and utter moron.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:14 PM   #35
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...and that's just one example in the very long history of NFL coaches being utterly clueless as to when to go for the two-point conversion.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:43 PM   #36
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13/13 this year for Rackers now. The guy's gotta leg.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:52 PM   #37
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Can we start looking forward to drafting Reggie Bush yet? I was optimistic that we might win 7 games this season, but our offense is horrendous and our defense is depleted. The way the Niners are playing now, I don't see how they can win more than 4 games.
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Old 10-02-2005, 09:59 PM   #38
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A little disappointed we didn't see another TD pass to Fitzgerald on that drive.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:06 PM   #39
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I've figured out how to enjoy Joe Theisman. I just imagine that whenever he's talking, he's not talking about football, he's just talking about gay sex acts.

"With the size of this Arizona offensive line, you'd think you can wear them out, start leaning on them."

"you find a rookie and you go after him, see if he's up to the task.... so far he's doing very well."

I can tolerate the other two, so now I've mentalyl made Theisman nothing but comic relief. It's surprisingly entertaining.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:07 PM   #40
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This is like a career game for Josh McCown.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:09 PM   #41
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What in the HELL? McCown... the line of scrimmage is NOT a suggestion.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:10 PM   #42
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14/14 for Rackers this year.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:11 PM   #43
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35 pts. in this game and only 1 offensive TD.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:11 PM   #44
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Rackers is very impressive tonight. What a rough game to put in Mexico... poor fans.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:11 PM   #45
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If the Whiners lose this game they should be immediately contracted.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:11 PM   #46
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If the Whiners lose this game they should be immediately contracted.

I've been talking to my friends about this and they're in agreement... the losers have to stay in mexico.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:11 PM   #47
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have i mentioned that i HATE Joe Theisman? If he called every game, I couldn't watch football.

There is a shortage of moronic booth men who are black. PETITION!



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Old 10-02-2005, 10:12 PM   #48
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Unbelievably, the 49ers are still within striking distance.
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:13 PM   #49
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There is a shortage of moronic booth men who are black. PETITION!




This is true. I've yet to find a black announcer who is so awful tht he makes me hate the game. Perhaps Steven A. Smith can slide into the booth sometime soon to help balance things out?
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Old 10-02-2005, 10:14 PM   #50
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You couldn't script an uglier game.
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