Fascinating Dream about Dreams and Relativism

Izulde · 09-17-2005, 12:40 AM

So I just had this dream right?

In it, Nicole, the Tri-Delta girl I kinda like and who I've been talking to are dating. (I actually think she's single because her brother is a member of Sigma Chi which is why she hangs out there so much). We're dating enough seriously by Christmas time that she flies home with me for the break.

I'm walking in the mall by myself while Nicole is off looking at shoes, when I run into Dreams. We start walking together and talking as she mentions this guy she's dating who just graduated from undergraduate in France, etc, etc. I'm asking her questions about that and about other stuff, like how the store is doing and so on.

Nicole comes across us with a bag of shoes in her hand, but I don't even see her because I'm too engrossed with my conversation with Dreams.

So Dreams and I end up at the shoe store where Nicole was shopping for shoes at. Dreams is browsing around when suddenly there's this crashing sound. Nicole hit the floor and somehow managed to split her foot open. So Dreams says, "You better go take care of her."

I go to the First Aid store which coveniently happens to be right across the way from the shoe store, even though we don't actually *have* a First Aid store and I've never heard of one until this dream. A fat man with a walrus moustache asks me if I can help him.

I point to Nicole outside and explain what happened to my friend. He says, "Oh, your wife eh?" I said, "No, just my friend." So I buy the gauze I need (for some reason a Band-Aid wouldn't work), go out and start applying it to her foot. Then my Magazine Writing professor, whose class I'm dropping because it overloads me too much when I already have a full schedule, comes along and says, "You're doing that wrong! I'll do it. Go buy yourself a cookie."

Off I go to Mrs. Field's Cookie Shop which does actually exist. I'm munching on a mini-chocolate chip cookie a few minutes later when Nicole shows up.

"You're in love with Dreams, right?" inquires the girl I'm supposed to be dating.

"Yes", as I see no reason to lie.

"I thought so. I could tell the way you looked at her, so I told her, 'Tim's in love with you.' She said, 'I know, and he's a really cool guy, but I just don't love him. That's why I got uncomfortable when he asked me out on a date date, instead of just a hanging out.'"

I shrug my shoulders, "I know this."

Nicole sighs and tosses her chocolate curls back so that they tumble down her back, "All right, but what about us? I mean I really, really like you a lot, and I don't know if you like me as much as I like you."

I take a few minutes to consider this before answering, "I don't know how I feel about you. In Wyoming, yes I do like you a lot like that. Out of Wyoming, I really don't know."

Before I could get her answer, I woke up.

And now that I had this dream, I'm going to stop fucking around and go over to the fraternity house and ask her to be my date for Formal next Wednesday.

stevew · 09-17-2005, 12:42 AM

Gotta stop watching Affleck movies, dude.

DaddyTorgo · 09-17-2005, 12:45 AM

whoa dude. that's fucked up on so many levels. crazy shit.

Eaglesfan27 · 09-17-2005, 01:49 AM

You'd be an analyst's wet dream.

Izulde · 09-17-2005, 01:52 AM

Yeah I've always wondered what treasures would be uncovered in an analyst's exploration of my mind.

p.s.-Nicole *is* dating one of the dues in the chapter. Oh well, no big loss. There's plenty of hot bitches up in this joint and I kick ass at drinking games.

Neon_Chaos · 09-17-2005, 05:49 AM

Man. You might have some unhealthy obsession with this Dreams girl.

Izulde · 09-17-2005, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Man. You might have some unhealthy obsession with this Dreams girl.

Nuh, this is the first time she's crossed my mind in a couple months. It was more amusing than anything else. If I have an unhealthy obsession over anyone, it's that ex-gf of mine.

Either that or the Australian model girl I know who I look at whenever I want to be reminded that there's still beauty in the world.

CraigSca · 09-17-2005, 06:31 AM

"Tosses her chocolate curls back"?!

No comment.

CamEdwards · 09-17-2005, 06:47 AM

Tri-Delt... Everyone else has.

That saying is pretty much the one thing that I care to remember about my four month experience in a frat.

On topic... you need more sleep/less alcohol.

saldana · 09-17-2005, 11:18 AM

it means that you are deeply in love with your mother and hate your penis.

Anthony · 09-17-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

"Tosses her chocolate curls back"?!

No comment.

that phrase pretty much confirmed the obvious to me. no further comment required on my part.

ThunderingHERD · 09-17-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

In it, Nicole, the Tri-Delta girl I kinda like and who I've been talking to are dating. (I actually think she's single because her brother is a member of Sigma Chi which is why she hangs out there so much).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

And now that I had this dream, I'm going to stop fucking around and go over to the fraternity house and ask her to be my date for Formal next Wednesday.

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Originally Posted by Izulde

Nicole *is* dating one of the dues in the chapter. Oh well, no big loss.

Hilarious.

Joe · 09-17-2005, 04:47 PM

the next time you see Dreams, you should just pull your cock out.

ThunderingHERD · 09-17-2005, 07:37 PM

I had a dream this morning that I was riding through town in a convertible with a fat retarded kid chasing me on foot, throwing candy bars. Every time he would throw one, he yelled "Candy!"

Young Drachma · 09-17-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

I had a dream this morning that I was riding through town in a convertible with a fat retarded kid chasing me on foot, throwing candy bars. Every time he would throw one, he yelled "Candy!"

ROFL

BigJohn&TheLions · 09-17-2005, 07:45 PM

I had a dream I ran into Marty Feldman. I said "Marty Feldman! I thought you were dead!" He just shrugged his shoulders and replied "I guess I need a beter agent."

Izulde · 09-17-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

the next time you see Dreams, you should just pull your cock out.

That'd get me fired, dude.

Nice thought, though... especially if it was one of Seduction Cinema's parody films.

Desnudo · 10-13-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

the next time you see Dreams, you should just pull your cock out.

I wonder if Dreams was called something normal, like Susan, if I would find these threads nearly as funny as I do.

Surtt · 10-13-2005, 04:37 PM

My advice is not to drop the Magazine Writing class, because the professor really cares about you.

Izulde · 10-13-2005, 05:15 PM

Actually, I did drop the class. Best decision I ever made, though this one short haired chick who looks like a boy with boobs who was in that class and is also in my medieval lit class keeps chatting me up and giving me these worshipful eyes.

I make conversation and all, but the whole time I'm standing there thinking, "Umm... no. Not.My.Type."

Passacaglia · 10-13-2005, 07:52 PM

That dream had nothing to do with relativism.

Izulde · 10-13-2005, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

That dream had nothing to do with relativism.

So? Alanis Morrissette's "Ironic" had nothing to do with irony either, yet it was a smash hit.

09-17-2005, 12:42 AM	#2
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Gotta stop watching Affleck movies, dude. Last edited by stevew : 09-17-2005 at 12:42 AM. Reason: spelling

09-17-2005, 01:49 AM	#4
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	You'd be an analyst's wet dream. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

09-17-2005, 01:52 AM	#5
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Yeah I've always wondered what treasures would be uncovered in an analyst's exploration of my mind. p.s.-Nicole is dating one of the dues in the chapter. Oh well, no big loss. There's plenty of hot bitches up in this joint and I kick ass at drinking games. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

09-17-2005, 05:49 AM	#6
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	Man. You might have some unhealthy obsession with this Dreams girl. __________________ Come and see.

09-17-2005, 06:31 AM	#8
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	"Tosses her chocolate curls back"?! No comment. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

09-17-2005, 12:45 AM	#3
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	whoa dude. that's fucked up on so many levels. crazy shit.

09-17-2005, 06:47 AM	#9
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Tri-Delt... Everyone else has. That saying is pretty much the one thing that I care to remember about my four month experience in a frat. On topic... you need more sleep/less alcohol. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

09-17-2005, 11:18 AM	#10
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	it means that you are deeply in love with your mother and hate your penis.

09-17-2005, 04:47 PM	#13
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	the next time you see Dreams, you should just pull your cock out.

09-17-2005, 07:37 PM	#14
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I had a dream this morning that I was riding through town in a convertible with a fat retarded kid chasing me on foot, throwing candy bars. Every time he would throw one, he yelled "Candy!" __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

09-17-2005, 07:45 PM	#16
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I had a dream I ran into Marty Feldman. I said "Marty Feldman! I thought you were dead!" He just shrugged his shoulders and replied "I guess I need a beter agent." __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

10-13-2005, 04:37 PM	#19
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	My advice is not to drop the Magazine Writing class, because the professor really cares about you.

10-13-2005, 05:15 PM	#20
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Actually, I did drop the class. Best decision I ever made, though this one short haired chick who looks like a boy with boobs who was in that class and is also in my medieval lit class keeps chatting me up and giving me these worshipful eyes. I make conversation and all, but the whole time I'm standing there thinking, "Umm... no. Not.My.Type." __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

10-13-2005, 07:52 PM	#21
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	That dream had nothing to do with relativism.

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