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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Ping: Solecismic
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09-16-2005, 02:28 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Based on Jim's previous remarks that ship sailed a long time ago.
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09-16-2005, 02:29 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Now he's all about Gilmore Girls!
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09-16-2005, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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09-16-2005, 02:59 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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^^^ seconded ^^^
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09-16-2005, 03:09 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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Everytime I see that show mentioned my first instinct is to reply "Golden Girls?" |
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09-16-2005, 03:15 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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if this isnt about shiri appleby, then why is this conversation happening
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09-16-2005, 03:22 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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based on pictures of her, I think that ship's been rammed repeatedly into an iceberg.
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09-16-2005, 03:37 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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What do you guys read in the official reason given for the annulment application - i.e. 'fraud'?
This could cover so many things - money, sexual (non)prowess, virginity... I normally don't waste any thinking time over celebrity gossip, but 'fraud' hs got me interested in what's been going on here...
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09-16-2005, 03:42 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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I don't know but I find it interesting that she used that term, dismissed it as "simply legal language" and then went out of her way to exhort the press and readership not to draw "derogatory, hurtful, sensationalized or untrue conclusions." And all I can think is "the lady doth protest too much." |
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09-16-2005, 03:52 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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maybe he claimed to be able to give her round the clock oral sex and could make her orgasm several times a nite. perhaps she didn't like what he had to offer in that dept.
when in doubt, always assume its because someone's penis was lacking in the size dept. |
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09-16-2005, 04:12 PM
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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The man is speaking from experience, folks!  |
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09-16-2005, 04:47 PM
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Solecismic Software
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Canton, OH
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Here's one that'll make you all ping yourselves...
hxxx://www.theuriau.com (SFW) |
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09-16-2005, 04:55 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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Very nice. |
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09-16-2005, 05:06 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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J'aime les babes francais fabuleux.
I wonder if my 12 hours of college French at a sparkling 1.75 GPA would impress her? I would let her teach me the french tongue. |
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09-16-2005, 05:50 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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 She is so beautiful I want to cut her up in to pieces and keep her in my freezer.
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." |
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09-16-2005, 05:52 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Chula Vista, CA
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+1. I am pleased.
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09-16-2005, 06:24 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Seattle
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Wow...she's so beautiful it hurts. |
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09-16-2005, 06:28 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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She's pretty hot. Its too bad I wasted five minutes before pasting that link trying to figure out what the hell "The Uriau" was before looking at it.
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09-16-2005, 06:59 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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She reminds me of Elisabeth from Survivor. Only this girl will never ruin her hotness by marrying Tim Hasselback or spreading her dumbass opinions on national TV--at least not in any language that I can understand.
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." Last edited by ThunderingHERD : 09-16-2005 at 07:00 PM. |
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09-16-2005, 07:03 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Yep. |
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09-16-2005, 07:09 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Wow....Jim found a way to keep us all busy for quite a long time. He has almost infinite time to finish his next game now. Lots of pictures of her on that website.....time to make a slideshow.
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09-16-2005, 07:13 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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I think I am going to make a slideshow of her my new screensaver.
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." |
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09-16-2005, 10:57 PM
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Solecismic Software
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Canton, OH
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La femme la plus belle au monde entier, n'est-ce-pas? Elle ne peut pas prendre une mauvaise photo.
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09-16-2005, 11:11 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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*get out trusty french to english translator*
*runs Jim's post through* *gets results*  YOU GOT A SICK MIND!! Last edited by sabotai : 09-17-2005 at 12:26 PM. |
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09-16-2005, 11:12 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Ah yes - this is the girl they were going nuts over at FARK. She's uh...a good journalist
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She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? |
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09-17-2005, 09:07 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I think the Webmaster over there used sabotai's french to "englis" translator: Schedule of apparitions of Mélissa Theuriau I was afraid she might be a ghost there for a second. |
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09-17-2005, 11:39 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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sometimes my friends and i will go on email binges during the work day where we'll go translate something into spanish, then send it out to everyone. we then take the spanish translation and retranslate it back into english - the end result is a complete mockery of the english language. the online translators are the worst. we then all have a hilarious time trying to interpret what the guy was actually trying to say because the end result is more broken than normal broken english.
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09-17-2005, 11:42 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
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deseo salpicar mi jugo del hombre todo sobre la cara de una puta borracha mientras que su amigo cosquillea mis tuercas
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09-17-2005, 12:28 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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hahahaha..."juice of the man"
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08-11-2008, 04:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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bumping for Jim... but his girl Theuriau is now preggers.. and topless. This cannot slip through the intrawebs without Jim c'ing it. Follow the clues if you are BOLD.
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08-11-2008, 05:03 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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edit
oops i mean hey thats a really brilliant idea man Last edited by MJ4H : 08-11-2008 at 05:03 PM. |
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08-11-2008, 05:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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I don't see how it would be any different than saying she's topless in the new issue of penthouse or playboy, and saying you can find it on their site.
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08-11-2008, 06:12 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Yeah just don't link to playboy.... |
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