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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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My kid thinks he's Abbott (or Costello)
starring Me and Graham (3 1/2)
G: Daddy, wanna see me do a magic trick? D: Sure G [after eating a potato chip]: See, presto it disappered. It's magic. D: Well, neat! You are quite a Houdini G: Who is Deenie? D: It's HOU-Dini, and he was a magician. G: Deenie is a magician? D: HOU-Dini was a magician G: No Daddy, Weenie is a dog. Deenie is a magician. D: HOU-Dini! G: Who is Deenie? D: No, it's HOUDINI; he was a magician G: Who is Houdini? D: Yes, that's right. Houdini! He did magic tricks. G: He did magic tricks yesterday? D: No, it was a long time ago. G: Did I see them at my house? D: [long, "I give up" sigh]
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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You got Punk'D!
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Green Bay, WI
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THIRD BASE!
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Weenie?
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Illinois
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Your child does an excellent cross-examination and has a bright future in the legal realm.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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True to my reading style, I skipped past the middle right to the end of the story...
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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That is great - I am laughing out loud at my desk!!!
Reminds me of conversation I had with my 8 year old on Tuesday. We had our dog fixed and he was asking me about the surgery: Him: So what did the dr. do to Leo Me: He fixed him so he couldn't have babies Him: I thought only girls had babies Me: Well, yes, but the man makes baby juice and the lady has the egg and that is how the baby is made Him: Ewwww...gross! So how do they get the baby juice out of Leo me: Are you sure you want to know? Him: Yes Me: Well, you know that thing behind your penis that is like a bag? Him: No Me: Well, it's there....the dr cut it open and took out what was inside Him: Oh -you mean that thing with the marbles in it? Me: Yes Him: I like to squeeze that, but it hurts Me: Well don't do that...it's bad for you Him: But it hurts and feels really good Me: So how was school today? |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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My 6 year old nephew called the other day to tell us his mom and dad are "renting" a baby (they are adopting).
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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When my son was about 3, he would constantly just whine for toys he would drop in the back seat, there were always a bunch of toys, and whenever I'd try to give him one back, he'd whine because it wasn't the right toy.... I'd always hear the whining, and finally one day I got tired of it and said "if you want me to give a toy back to you, you have to say what it is". So, he pointed and said "What it is! What it is, Dada!"
I thought I just wasn't making myself clear so I said "no, you have to say the name of it".... and of course he says "The name of it! The name of it, Dada!" When I got him to say "the name of it", my wife laughed so hard we nearly plowed into a tree. But she also had that look in her eye that wives get like I'm the stupidest man on Earth. I like oliegirl's story better, though.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Those are awesome. My youngest son is 4 and he's going to pre-K. His teacher had them fill in the blanks in the following sentences:
At my house _________ . He filled it in with "my sister was taking a shower and my mom and dad's toilet exploded and we got rid of it." My favorite color is _______ and it makes me feel ________. "blue" and "angry and makes me want to use my fists" That was an interesting visit at open house yesterday. We did cap it off with my daughter's gifted program teacher telling us that she's doing well, so at least we're one-for-two. Last edited by Raiders Army : 09-16-2005 at 12:20 PM. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Syracuse, NY
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baby juice? |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Yeah, that caught my eye too. That, and
"So how do they get the baby juice out of Leo"
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Eight years from now he's going to be growling at chicks and bragging about how big his lionhood is.
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I got a mental image of Cam's kiddo. He just looks like a weisenheimer.
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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I was driving and not expecting the question - it was the first thing I could think of!!!! |
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Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Cam's kid? You don't think I am married to Cam do you? |
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