"The Brock Sheriff lie"

Kodos · 08-23-2005, 12:33 PM

Turns out ol' Brock had traces of EPO in his blood during the 2012 season. Turns out all ten of his championships are now tainted.

Here is the interview as originally posted. Below are a couple key excerpts from the interview with restored text:

PFW: Your passing records seem like they will never be broken. How important are these figures to you ?

B.S.: Well I would lie if I tell you that I am not concerned. But you know, records are meant to be broken so ultimately, one will throw for more yards, one for more TDs...this is why a championship is so important in a player’s career: it is because no one can ever take it away from you. It’s yours forever. So actually I feel much more grateful for the chance that I had to win 10 of these in my career. Those 10 SuperBowl rings, no one can ever comeback to get them from us, as long as my outlawed drug use isn't brought to light. **winks**

PFW: Brock, what is the best souvenir of your football career ?

B.S.: There are so many it is very difficuly to single one out...If I have to though, I could probably single out that 2012 season when just everything clicked so well. I was getting injections of EPO regularly and we were absolutely unstoppable that season. Personnaly I threw for over 40 TDs and had a very high QB rating. It was one of those seasons where you know, like you REALLY know, that you are going to win no matter who you play. It was just great and we had a lot of fun every Sundays that particular year. I have fond memories of my regular drug use during that 2012 season.

NoMyths · 08-23-2005, 12:37 PM

cthomer5000 · 08-23-2005, 01:00 PM

I knew it! I know Darkiller turned a blind eye to it as well. He should be banished from the game.

WSUCougar · 08-23-2005, 01:09 PM

Maybe he can go slap kids around with Deano.

Darkiller · 08-23-2005, 01:09 PM

excellent

Kodos · 08-23-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkiller

excellent

terpkristin · 08-23-2005, 01:11 PM

I don't get it.

Who is "Brock Sheriff"?

Now if it was "Spear Legmuscle," I might get that it was a spoof...but I don't get it.

/tk

Buzzbee · 08-23-2005, 01:12 PM

Man. First Kirby Puckett. Now this. Damn.

Buzzbee · 08-23-2005, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I don't get it.

Who is "Brock Sheriff"?

Now if it was "Spear Legmuscle," I might get that it was a spoof...but I don't get it.

/tk

Darkiller...you have the floor.

WSUCougar · 08-23-2005, 01:14 PM

Answer: What is a more preferable question than asking Hell Atlantic "Who is Dean Houston?"

vex · 08-23-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I don't get it.

Who is "Brock Sheriff"?

Now if it was "Spear Legmuscle," I might get that it was a spoof...but I don't get it.

/tk

Newb.

Darkiller · 08-23-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I don't get it.

Who is "Brock Sheriff"?

Now if it was "Spear Legmuscle," I might get that it was a spoof...but I don't get it.

/tk

He is one of the most famous FOF players of all-time.
Arguably the greatest QB ever.

NoMyths · 08-23-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkiller

He is one of the most famous FOF players of all-time.
Arguably the greatest QB ever.

Well, he might have been...if he hadn't been doping! Now he's just another question mark in the annals of sport history.

scooper · 08-23-2005, 01:34 PM

So.....Hall of Fame or not?

I never did not like those 49ers.

Barkeep49 · 08-23-2005, 01:36 PM

I believe in Brock. I say he is innocent and didn't know that what he was taking was illegal. Much better than slapping a child I say.

WSUCougar · 08-23-2005, 01:37 PM

...or looking too much like Jeff Garcia.

Buzzbee · 08-23-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

I believe in Brock. I say he is innocent and didn't know that what he was taking was illegal. Much better than slapping a child I say.

Well, not when he slapped the child to steal his EPO!!!

Antmeister · 08-23-2005, 01:41 PM

I agree, Dean Houston is outright a bad guy. At least Brock has come out and is being honest about his drug use. LIke Mark MacGuire, this will soon be overlooked and his place will be safe in the history books of the FOF.

maximus · 08-23-2005, 01:42 PM

Can we see a comparison chart where it compares the careers of both Dean Houston vs. Brock Sheriff?

JeeberD · 08-23-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scooper

I never did not like those 49ers.

Amen...

Raiders Army · 08-23-2005, 02:41 PM

I'm not drinking any of that Brock Sheriff Kool-Aid.

Swaggs · 08-23-2005, 02:53 PM

Dean Houston · 08-23-2005, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maximus

Can we see a comparison chart where it compares the careers of both Dean Houston vs. Brock Sheriff?

Please refrain from putting my name next to Cock, oopes I meant Brock Sheriff. A QB who wins many championships in what is essentially the NFL Europe equivalent in FOF, compared to an American institution (me), the "5th Estate" as I've been called, simply does not stack up and is no contest. Don't waste your time on such silly fodder. Go out and help build houses for poor families. Donate time at your local soup kitchen. Become a mentor. Do something useful with your time rather than engaging in such a meaningless debate when the answer is abundantly clear that Brock Sheriff is a poor man's me.

Others will have put up sexier numbers than I. It will happen, if you pass the ball enough and play long enough. But, modestly speaking, no one will ever unite an entire country, as I have done in my playing days.

Those weren't footballs I was tossing up into the endzone for game winning touchdowns.

No.

They were dreams. And I made them come true.

Senator · 08-23-2005, 03:10 PM

Nice Kodos.

Say it ain't so Brock, you media whore, say it ain't so!

Antmeister · 08-23-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean Houston

...Those weren't footballs I was tossing up into the endzone for game winning touchdowns.

No.

They were dreams. And I made them come true.

Nice touch. Great speech.

Thank you Dean Houston for gracing our message board with yoiur presence. I heard George W. Bush has you on the ignore list since you embarrassed him when you visited the White House and Shorty still hasn't forgiven you for slapping him. Your off the field antics and your super agent HellAtlantic are never going to sell the fact that you are not in the same class as Brock who is just a brutally honest drug using athlete.

sterlingice · 08-23-2005, 04:39 PM

Et tu, Kodos? Say it ain't so

SI

Kodos · 08-23-2005, 10:45 PM

I don't consider this to be a true parody post.

But I can understand your sadness.

Vince · 08-23-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Amen...

You realize that as a double negative, you are claiming that you like the 49ers?

Eaglesfan27 · 08-23-2005, 10:51 PM

Unlike most parody threads, this was brilliant and funny. Kudos Kodos!

JeeberD · 08-24-2005, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince

You realize that as a double negative, you are claiming that you like the 49ers?

Troll.

duckman · 08-24-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Unlike most parody threads, this was brilliant and funny. Kudos Kodos!

I agree that this was a very good parody thread. Bravo!

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 09-13-2005, 11:50 PM

Say it ain't so Brock...........
PS Whatever happened to Eric Misner (Sherriff's replacement)? Career stats would be appreciated.

DaddyTorgo · 09-13-2005, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dean Houston

. But, modestly speaking, no one will ever unite an entire country, as I have done in my playing days.

Those weren't footballs I was tossing up into the endzone for game winning touchdowns.

No.

They were dreams. And I made them come true.

OMG! That is GOLD! Pure GOLD! Gave me chills. Dean Houston for President!

08-23-2005, 12:37 PM	#2
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	hehe

08-23-2005, 01:09 PM	#4
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Maybe he can go slap kids around with Deano. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-23-2005, 01:09 PM	#5
Darkiller FOF2 Guy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Paris, France	excellent __________________ FOF2 lives on / Continue to support the best game ever ! - Owner of the San Francisco 49ers in FOF2 - Charter member of the IHOF and owner of the Paris Musketeers franchise (FOF2004) - Chairman of the IHOF Hall of Fame - Athletic Director of the Brigham Young Cougars in TCY FOF Legend: Hall of Fame QB Brock Sheriff #5, one of the most popular player in Front Office Football history.

08-23-2005, 01:11 PM	#7
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08-23-2005, 01:12 PM	#8
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08-23-2005, 01:14 PM	#10
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Answer: What is a more preferable question than asking Hell Atlantic "Who is Dean Houston?" __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-23-2005, 01:34 PM	#14
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	So.....Hall of Fame or not? I never did not like those 49ers.

08-23-2005, 01:36 PM	#15
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	I believe in Brock. I say he is innocent and didn't know that what he was taking was illegal. Much better than slapping a child I say.

08-23-2005, 01:37 PM	#16
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	...or looking too much like Jeff Garcia. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

08-23-2005, 01:41 PM	#18
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	I agree, Dean Houston is outright a bad guy. At least Brock has come out and is being honest about his drug use. LIke Mark MacGuire, this will soon be overlooked and his place will be safe in the history books of the FOF.

08-23-2005, 01:42 PM	#19
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Can we see a comparison chart where it compares the careers of both Dean Houston vs. Brock Sheriff?

08-23-2005, 02:41 PM	#21
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I'm not drinking any of that Brock Sheriff Kool-Aid.

08-23-2005, 02:53 PM	#22
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	__________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-23-2005, 03:10 PM	#24
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Nice Kodos. Say it ain't so Brock, you media whore, say it ain't so! __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

08-23-2005, 04:39 PM	#26
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Et tu, Kodos? Say it ain't so SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-23-2005, 10:45 PM	#27
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I don't consider this to be a true parody post. But I can understand your sadness.

08-23-2005, 10:51 PM	#29
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Unlike most parody threads, this was brilliant and funny. Kudos Kodos! __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

09-13-2005, 11:50 PM	#32
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Say it ain't so Brock........... PS Whatever happened to Eric Misner (Sherriff's replacement)? Career stats would be appreciated. __________________ Toujour Pret

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