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Old 08-16-2005, 10:53 PM   #1
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do you really sell shoes?

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Old 08-17-2005, 10:26 AM   #2
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I do.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:40 AM   #3
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do you really sell shoes?
No, it is from an old ad:

"When he wears them Shoeless Joe Jackson wears Selz Shoes--They make your feet happy."

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Old 08-17-2005, 11:06 AM   #4
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WELL THEN HE WOULDN'T REALLY BE SHOELESS, THEN, WOULD HE?!?
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:08 AM   #5
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WELL THEN HE WOULDN'T REALLY BE SHOELESS, THEN, WOULD HE?!?

OMG WTF ?!?!?!?LOL
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:09 AM   #6
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WELL THEN HE WOULDN'T REALLY BE SHOELESS, THEN, WOULD HE?!?
That's supposed to be the joke. The ad is in my baseball room.
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:10 AM   #7
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Do you have a Silver Spoons wing as well?
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:12 AM   #8
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Do you have a Silver Spoons wing as well?
No, but I do have small closet shrine to Erin Gray.
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:17 AM   #9
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No, but I do have small closet shrine to Erin Gray.


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Old 08-17-2005, 11:21 AM   #10
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Wink

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That's supposed to be the joke. The ad is in my baseball room.
I was just messin' with you.
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:27 AM   #11
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I was just messin' with you.
I didn't take it as messin' with me, more as an insult to the fine wordsmith behind the ad campaign
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:31 AM   #12
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I'll be here all week.*



*not really
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Old 08-17-2005, 02:46 PM   #13
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You really have a baseball room??? I envy you!
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Old 08-17-2005, 02:58 PM   #14
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You really have a baseball room??? I envy you!
When we purchased our house, my wife said I could decorate one room--a wise choice given my cluelessness of co-ordination and colors. I told her I wanted a baseball room, which she said she was ok with, IF I could get my uncle to give us this one photo my late aunt had hanging in their hallway. It's from the Late 50's/early 60's and has a little boy praying and the caption reads ". . . And please let the Cubs win the Pennant." Little did she know, my uncle had already agreed to give it to me. She painted the room blue with red and white trim. There is that picture, replicas/actual ads dating back to the teens, a collection of prints from a ballpark artist, team photos from the 50's thru 70's. I'll sit in there listen to games off the net and play OOTP or read from my ever growing baseball library. I'm, like the girl in the song, 'baseball mad.'
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:16 PM   #15
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pix please
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:24 PM   #16
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pix please
I'll see what the wife can do, she's the tech savvy one of us.
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:26 PM   #17
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I'll see what the wife can do, she's the tech savvy one of us.

For shame. :o
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Old 08-18-2005, 09:10 AM   #18
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When we purchased our house, my wife said I could decorate one room--a wise choice given my cluelessness of co-ordination and colors. I told her I wanted a baseball room, which she said she was ok with, IF I could get my uncle to give us this one photo my late aunt had hanging in their hallway.

Cool!

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It's from the Late 50's/early 60's and has a little boy praying and the caption reads ". . . And please let the Cubs win the Pennant." She painted the room blue with red and white trim.

*Barf*
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Old 08-18-2005, 09:30 AM   #19
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2 of 3 stinks for you, doesn't it? And yes I know they still suck. /threadjack


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Old 08-18-2005, 11:55 AM   #20
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Our offense has abandoned us again. It's starting to piss me off...
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