Terri Hatcher Van Sex

rkmsuf · 07-25-2005, 11:38 AM

Or is it Michael Jackson?

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According to a report on this mornings Female First UK:

Teri Hatcher makes love in an old van parked in her garden - to stop her seven-year-old daughter accidentally interrupting proceedings. The 'Desperate Housewives' actress admits she has been inviting dates back to her "passion wagon" in the driveway of her luxury mansion. She is quoted as saying: "I've had that battered VW van for years I think it's sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon. When my van's a rocking, don't come knocking!"

MikeVic · 07-25-2005, 11:44 AM

Ahh... I was wondering why. When I asked her, she just said to shut up and strip. Quite a dominant woman.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-25-2005, 11:45 AM

Am I the only person thinking this is a case of "TMI"?

Honolulu_Blue · 07-25-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Am I the only person thinking this is a case of "TMI"?

I don't know. I am thinking this a case of "NEI".

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-25-2005, 12:49 PM

TMI? nei? in English puhleease.

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 12:51 PM

Pre-advertising for the celebrity sex tape.
I'll bet the van is under video surveillance 24/7 from now on.

Teri, Teri,Teri;
1. It is a f*ck truck, not a "passion wagon."
2. Buy a lock for your bedroom door, or quit being such a whore.

SirFozzie · 07-25-2005, 12:52 PM

TMI=Too Muchh Information.

NEI= Not Enough Information

PPKT=Pix Pls K Thx

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-25-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

TMI=Too Muchh Information.

NEI= Not Enough Information

PPKT=Pix Pls K Thx

Muchos Gracias

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Samdari · 07-25-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

quit being such a whore.

umm, shut the hell up.

How dare you recommend this.

WSUCougar · 07-25-2005, 01:21 PM

Never, ever thought she was at all hot. Blech.

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 01:25 PM

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I SAY!!!!

I completely retract statement #2
And leave the curtains open.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-25-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

or quit being such a whore.

Yes. Because any woman who enjoys sex is a whore.

Noop · 07-25-2005, 01:31 PM

I have to agree anyone who enjoy sex is not a whore. I don't see why a man should be commended for having alot of sex while a woman is shunned. Personally speaking I don't perfer a girl who has been wit alot of people but I wouldn't call her a slut/whore.

VPI97 · 07-25-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Personally speaking I don't perfer a girl who has been wit alot of people but I wouldn't call her a slut/whore.

cum dumpster?

korme · 07-25-2005, 01:33 PM

girls just want to have fun?

Noop · 07-25-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

cum dumpster?

No a little misguided about her body and sex in general.

rkmsuf · 07-25-2005, 01:36 PM

there are manwhores

VPI97 · 07-25-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

No a little misguided about her body and sex in general.

Oh yeah, that too.

kcchief19 · 07-25-2005, 01:37 PM

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Hatcher Finds Love
24 March 2005 (WENN)
Actress Teri Hatcher is desperate for love no longer, after embarking on a romance with a hot-shot TV producer. The 40-year-old Desperate Housewives beauty, who recently confessed that it had been a "long time" since she had been with a man, has been quietly dating 36-year-old Bryan Burk, executive producer of American TV show Lost. On March 19, the lovebirds were photographed taking the actress' seven-year-old daughter Emerson for pizza in Eagle Rock, California. When they arrived at the restaurant, they were greeted by Hatcher's parents, according to Us Weekly magazine. The two were first spotted together on a lunch date on February 13 in Studio City, California. Hatcher's latest love match contradicts reports in British tabloids that the actress is back with former blind date, dentist Dr. William Dorfman.

Who was she huffing and puffing with in the passion truck? I've got a Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross thing go through my head right now.

Galaxy · 07-25-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Or is it Michael Jackson?

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According to a report on this mornings Female First UK:

Teri Hatcher makes love in an old van parked in her garden - to stop her seven-year-old daughter accidentally interrupting proceedings. The 'Desperate Housewives' actress admits she has been inviting dates back to her "passion wagon" in the driveway of her luxury mansion. She is quoted as saying: "I've had that battered VW van for years I think it's sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my passion wagon. When my van's a rocking, don't come knocking!"

You read Female First UK?

MJ4H · 07-25-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I don't see why a man should be commended for having alot of sex

I certainly don't believe he should be (speaking outside of marriage here). Not to threadjack or anything, just wanted to point out that the hypocrisy you seem to be pointing to isn't across the board.

rkmsuf · 07-25-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

You read Female First UK?

It's not Man Ass UK. They are talking Teri Hatcher van sex.

Noop · 07-25-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

I certainly don't believe he should be (speaking outside of marriage here). Not to threadjack or anything, just wanted to point out that the hypocrisy you seem to be pointing to isn't across the board.

In general if you or any guy bangs a hot chick his buddys would give him props. On the other hand if a woman bangs a guy her friends behind her back will call her a slut and a whore. I am speaking in general terms not speaking about expceptions which do exists, although i have not seen it for myself.

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Because any woman who enjoys sex is a whore.

Please enlighten me.

If inviting dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is not whoreish behavior, what is?

Subby · 07-25-2005, 01:45 PM

WHOOOOOSH...

And Teri Hatcher rockets into my top 10...

sovereignstar · 07-25-2005, 01:46 PM

Noop is getting real deep. Deeper than I got with his slutty mom last weekend.

Galaxy · 07-25-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Never, ever thought she was at all hot. Blech.

Kinda agree with you. She's hot when she's all doll up, but never found her overly attractive when she's just regularly dress in public, ect. She's attractive, but she's not a 10 in my view. Was buzz to be this hot when she was on Louis and Clark?

korme · 07-25-2005, 01:47 PM

If she invited them into her bedroom, would that still be whorish? Because the reason in doing the van thing is to keep her kid from noticing.

B & B · 07-25-2005, 01:48 PM

1. Way too many ppl reading this thread.

2. They're real, and they're NOT spectacular.

Noop · 07-25-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Noop is getting real deep. Deeper than I got with his slutty mom last weekend.

Funny. I won't even bother...

Honolulu_Blue · 07-25-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Please enlighten me.

If inviting dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is not whoreish behavior, what is?

Shorty kinda summed it up for you. She has sex in her van, fuck truck, passion wagon, or whatever the hell you call it so that her kid wont walk in on her while doing that. I don't see the problem with that. Granted, she could invest in a lock, but perhaps she's loud when she's having sex and doesn't want her kid to hear her. Again, I don't see a prblem with that. Or would you also consider any woman who is loud during sex also a whore?

So, in essence, she is an adult woman who invites her dates back to her place to have sex somewhere private and away from her child. This is whoreish behavior? This?

I hope I have enlightened you. If you still think women who have sex with their dates in a private place in their homes are "whores", well then there are a lot of "whores" in this world and you may want to get that misogyny thing checked out.

sovereignstar · 07-25-2005, 02:03 PM

Maybe she's a whore because she's been in a number of nudity-filled 'B' movies, no?

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Shorty kinda summed it up for you. She has sex in her van, fuck truck, passion wagon, or whatever the hell you call it so that her kid wont walk in on her while doing that. I don't see the problem with that. Granted, she could invest in a lock, but perhaps she's loud when she's having sex and doesn't want her kid to hear her. Again, I don't see a prblem with that. Or would you also consider any woman who is loud during sex also a whore?

So, in essence, she is an adult woman who invites her dates back to her place to have sex somewhere private and away from her child. This is whoreish behavior? This?

I hope I have enlightened you. If you still think women who have sex with their dates in a private place in their homes are "whores", well then there are a lot of "whores" in this world and you may want to get that misogyny thing checked out.

So what exactly is a whore?
You have enlightened me as to what you do not consider a whore.

IMHO, whorish behavior is having sex with several different partners over a short time.
My friends and I refer to both male and females as whores.

I am not implying approval or disapproval, I could care less what she does, or doesn't do.
It is simply the word in my vocabulary to describe this kind of behavior.
And yes there are a lot of "whores" in this world.

albionmoonlight · 07-25-2005, 02:23 PM

I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.

John Galt · 07-25-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.

What fun is there in that definition?

Honolulu_Blue · 07-25-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

So what exactly is a whore?
You have enlightened me as to what you do not consider a whore.

IMHO, whorish behavior is having sex with several different partners over a short time.
My friends and I refer to both male and females as whores.

I am not implying approval or disapproval, I could care less what she does, or doesn't do.
It is simply the word in my vocabulary to describe this kind of behavior.
And yes there are a lot of "whores" in this world.

First off, that article said nothing about Hatcher having "sex with several different partners over a short time". Nothing. In fact, in the following article posted notes Hatcher "recently confessed that it had been a "long time" since she had been with a man."

All you said was (and I paraphrase) that a woman who invites dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is a whore. And then, again, you claim that you use the word "whoreish" to describe "this kind of behavior", the behavior being having sex in a van in one's own home.

In both cases you make no reference at all at the frequency of these dates or anything else. You just sort of simply state: having sex in a van makes one a whore. That's what I took issue with. Your original posts said nothing about frequency of the exploits as per your later definition.

As for my definition of what exactly a "whore" is? I don't know. It's sort of like porn, I know it when I see it. I think having sex with several different partners over a short time is certainly one factor, a big factor, but not always in and of itself sufficient.

albionmoonlight · 07-25-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by John Galt

What fun is there in that definition?

It is important to preserve the distinction between whore and slut. I don't know why, but it is.

Subby · 07-25-2005, 02:32 PM

More importantly, why hasn't the HATCHER FLASCHEN MAN SEX parody thread popped up?

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

All you said was (and I paraphrase) that a woman who invites dates back to her van in the driveway for sex is a whore. And then, again, you claim that you use the word "whoreish" to describe "this kind of behavior", the behavior being having sex in a van in one's own home.

In my original post I said get a lock "OR" stop the whoring.
I was implying that having sex in the bedroom was still whorish behavior.

I am guilty of assuming that if this is happening so often that it is causing problems with her daughter, it was happening a lot.

WSUCougar · 07-25-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

It is important to preserve the distinction between whore and slut. I don't know why, but it is.

You're such a lawyer. Oh, and a slut.

Suicane75 · 07-25-2005, 02:47 PM

Shes never had sex in a van. Jesus Christ people, settle down.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-25-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

I am guilty of assuming that if this is happening so often that it is causing problems with her daughter, it was happening a lot.

Yes, you are. Who knows if it ever happened? Perhaps it only happened once and that was enough. Perhaps it was a preventative measure and never happened at all. Maybe it's just a pretex, maybe Terri Hatcher enjoys having sex in a van. While that could be considered "kinky" by some, it's hardly "whoreish."

BrianD · 07-25-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

In my original post I said get a lock "OR" stop the whoring.
I was implying that having sex in the bedroom was still whorish behavior.

Is that limited to just her bedroom, or any bedroom? Apparently I am a whore since I had sex in a bedroom recently. WooHoo!!

WSUCougar · 07-25-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

Apparently I am a whore since I had sex in a bedroom recently. WooHoo!!

Fritz mentioned that he left a fifty on the nightstand.

BrianD · 07-25-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Fritz mentioned that he left a fifty on the nightstand.

Which means a nice tip for me.

Surtt · 07-25-2005, 03:14 PM

Dear Terri,
I am very, very sorry I referred to your behavior as whorish.
I can honestly say I will never ever make unwarranted assumptions about you or refer to you behavior in such a vulgar way again.
As a mater of fact you can have sex with anyone, any time, and anywhere you choose and it's A-OK with me.

WSUCougar · 07-25-2005, 03:19 PM

Dear Terri,

I don't think you're a whore because of the van sex. I think you're one because you look and act like one, and because of all those !@#$% Radio Shack commercials. God, I wanted to go buy a remote-controlled plane there just so I could fly it into your face. You're almost as disgusting as Howie Long.

rkmsuf · 07-25-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Dear Terri,

I don't think you're a whore because of the van sex. I think you're one because you look and act like one, and because of all those !@#$% Radio Shack commercials. God, I wanted to go buy a remote-controlled plane there just so I could fly it into your face. You're almost as disgusting as Howie Long.

I'm not sure what to think about your disgust for Howie Long. I'm pretty neutral overall on him.

VPI97 · 07-25-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm not sure what to think about your disgust for Howie Long. I'm pretty neutral overall on him.

He's a whore.

Subby · 07-25-2005, 03:59 PM

He fucks for money?

07-25-2005, 11:45 AM	#3
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Am I the only person thinking this is a case of "TMI"? __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

07-25-2005, 12:49 PM	#5
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	TMI? nei? in English puhleease. __________________ Toujour Pret

07-25-2005, 12:52 PM	#7
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	TMI=Too Muchh Information. NEI= Not Enough Information PPKT=Pix Pls K Thx __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

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WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Never, ever thought she was at all hot. Blech. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-25-2005, 01:31 PM	#13
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I have to agree anyone who enjoy sex is not a whore. I don't see why a man should be commended for having alot of sex while a woman is shunned. Personally speaking I don't perfer a girl who has been wit alot of people but I wouldn't call her a slut/whore. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

07-25-2005, 11:44 AM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Ahh... I was wondering why. When I asked her, she just said to shut up and strip. Quite a dominant woman.

07-25-2005, 12:51 PM	#6
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Pre-advertising for the celebrity sex tape. I'll bet the van is under video surveillance 24/7 from now on. Teri, Teri,Teri; 1. It is a f*ck truck, not a "passion wagon." 2. Buy a lock for your bedroom door, or quit being such a whore.

07-25-2005, 01:25 PM	#11
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	OH MY GOD WHAT DID I SAY!!!! I completely retract statement #2 And leave the curtains open.

07-25-2005, 01:33 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	girls just want to have fun?

07-25-2005, 01:36 PM	#17
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	there are manwhores __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-25-2005, 01:45 PM	#25
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	WHOOOOOSH... And Teri Hatcher rockets into my top 10... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-25-2005, 01:46 PM	#26
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Noop is getting real deep. Deeper than I got with his slutty mom last weekend.

07-25-2005, 01:47 PM	#28
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	If she invited them into her bedroom, would that still be whorish? Because the reason in doing the van thing is to keep her kid from noticing.

07-25-2005, 01:48 PM	#29
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	1. Way too many ppl reading this thread. 2. They're real, and they're NOT spectacular. __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

07-25-2005, 02:03 PM	#32
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Maybe she's a whore because she's been in a number of nudity-filled 'B' movies, no?

07-25-2005, 02:23 PM	#34
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I thought that a whore was someone who had sex in exchange for money, regardless of frequency.

07-25-2005, 02:32 PM	#38
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	More importantly, why hasn't the HATCHER FLASCHEN MAN SEX parody thread popped up? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-25-2005, 02:47 PM	#41
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Shes never had sex in a van. Jesus Christ people, settle down.

07-25-2005, 03:14 PM	#46
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Dear Terri, I am very, very sorry I referred to your behavior as whorish. I can honestly say I will never ever make unwarranted assumptions about you or refer to you behavior in such a vulgar way again. As a mater of fact you can have sex with anyone, any time, and anywhere you choose and it's A-OK with me.

07-25-2005, 03:19 PM	#47
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Dear Terri, I don't think you're a whore because of the van sex. I think you're one because you look and act like one, and because of all those !@#$% Radio Shack commercials. God, I wanted to go buy a remote-controlled plane there just so I could fly it into your face. You're almost as disgusting as Howie Long. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-25-2005, 03:59 PM	#50
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	He fucks for money? __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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