I an titaly f"ed upo right now

maximus · 07-24-2005, 01:35 AM

I was inb a meding tonoight and boty did I get messed upo. I danced all night and even "dirtty" danced all night with some women I didn't eben know. My wife didn't care since she dity danced with some women as well. The womens husbandds (who I danced with) didnt like it though. Oh well, I love to have fun and since those husbands sat on their butts all noght I danced woith theit wives,

MikeVic · 07-24-2005, 01:38 AM

Nice job.

Cringer · 07-24-2005, 01:43 AM

well said maximus.

korme · 07-24-2005, 01:44 AM

I love commas at the end of posts,

sovereignstar · 07-24-2005, 01:47 AM

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.

maximus · 07-24-2005, 01:48 AM

Dudes, I was the man tonoght. I tell ya. The women loved me. I danced and (most lil=kelyt made a fool of myslef) but They wall wanted me man. I am the man....!! WOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! Even the married chcicked loved me and all wanted me to dance with them. The even felt me up. LOLT!!!

maximus · 07-24-2005, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.

fuck you.

maximus · 07-24-2005, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.

ok, maybe that was a little to overboad but dont call me a fake dude. You dont now me.

cthomer5000 · 07-24-2005, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maximus

ok, maybe that was a little to overboad but dont call me a fake dude. You dont now me.

it's fake, period. you were called on it and nailed. take it like a man.

korme · 07-24-2005, 02:30 AM

max, they are all just crabby cause your slammed and they were on FOFC all night. i had a boring ass night too, it happens.

Quote:

Originally Posted by maximus

LOLT!!!

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 02:31 AM

This was just sad.

ThunderingHERD · 07-24-2005, 02:35 AM

I bm pritty trashhhhed write now.j not shure wwhat i tnkhi of tshis thredd.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-24-2005, 02:38 AM

hwy do pepple do tihs.

Eaglesfan27 · 07-24-2005, 02:40 AM

I love fake drunk posting.

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

I love fake drunk posting.

Tou shut upz!, Oh come here and gimmmes a hug.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-24-2005, 02:44 AM

This thread is now about random pictures of athletes:

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 02:47 AM

Bahagadard!!!

Eaglesfan27 · 07-24-2005, 02:48 AM

nevermind.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-24-2005, 02:50 AM

Eaglesfan27 · 07-24-2005, 02:50 AM

One of my recent favorites.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-24-2005, 02:56 AM

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 02:58 AM

This thread is now about pictures of June Lockheart.

sovereignstar · 07-24-2005, 03:00 AM

sovereignstar · 07-24-2005, 03:02 AM

Suicane, you should be banned immediately for posting a picture from straightguysexposed DOT com. That's just not right.

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Suicane, you should be banned immediately for posting a picture from straightguysexposed DOT com. That's just not right.

But you looked so good.

Edit: Flippperrrr!!!!!!

ThunderingHERD · 07-24-2005, 03:30 AM

Suicane75 · 07-24-2005, 03:39 AM

Those uniforms look like baby diahrea.

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korme · 07-24-2005, 04:08 AM

I hope RendeR or someone enjoyed that.

ThunderingHERD · 07-24-2005, 04:12 AM

Quit flooding the thread. Now no one's going to notice my bit of hilarious! topical humor.

korme · 07-24-2005, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Quit flooding the thread. Now no one's going to notice my bit of hilarious! topical humor.

That crazy Koren..

ice4277 · 07-24-2005, 07:25 AM

Flasch186 · 07-24-2005, 07:30 AM

i got ya

sachmo71 · 07-24-2005, 07:37 AM

I didn't know the Bengals had so much recorded history!!

Also, drunk posting is dumb.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-24-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

i had a boring ass night too, it happens.

You weren't lying...

illinifan999 · 07-24-2005, 08:24 AM

Subby · 07-24-2005, 08:44 AM

I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real:

cthomer5000 · 07-24-2005, 09:12 AM

lol

SirFozzie · 07-24-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real:

*sighs*

Are we going to have to do ANOTHER invention w/Shorty????

(Just kidding, Shorty, man.. it's all good..)

Sun Tzu · 07-24-2005, 09:47 AM

Senator · 07-24-2005, 09:51 AM

Brooks was the man.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-24-2005, 10:56 AM

COOL!!!!

07-24-2005, 01:43 AM	#3
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	well said maximus. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

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ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I bm pritty trashhhhed write now.j not shure wwhat i tnkhi of tshis thredd. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

07-24-2005, 02:38 AM	#13
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07-24-2005, 02:40 AM	#14
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07-24-2005, 02:44 AM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	This thread is now about random pictures of athletes: __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-24-2005, 01:38 AM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Nice job.

07-24-2005, 01:44 AM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I love commas at the end of posts,

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sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	A meding, eh? Most people like to use their left ring finger when they type a 'w'. You should consult some more with the other fake drunk posters around here.

07-24-2005, 01:48 AM	#6
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Dudes, I was the man tonoght. I tell ya. The women loved me. I danced and (most lil=kelyt made a fool of myslef) but They wall wanted me man. I am the man....!! WOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! Even the married chcicked loved me and all wanted me to dance with them. The even felt me up. LOLT!!!

07-24-2005, 02:31 AM	#11
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	This was just sad.

07-24-2005, 02:47 AM	#17
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Bahagadard!!! Last edited by Suicane75 : 07-24-2005 at 02:49 AM.

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07-24-2005, 02:50 AM	#19
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-24-2005, 02:50 AM	#20
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07-24-2005, 02:56 AM	#21
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sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Suicane, you should be banned immediately for posting a picture from straightguysexposed DOT com. That's just not right.

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ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	__________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

07-24-2005, 03:39 AM	#27
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Those uniforms look like baby diahrea.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I hope RendeR or someone enjoyed that.

07-24-2005, 04:12 AM	#38
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Quit flooding the thread. Now no one's going to notice my bit of hilarious! topical humor. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

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Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I have proof that maximus' drunkfest was real: __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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