Dude, I Totally Banged Your Mom

rkmsuf · 07-19-2005, 01:12 PM

Mother Arrested For Having Sex With Son's Friend

POSTED: 3:26 pm EDT July 18, 2005

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A 36-year-old mother was arrested Monday for allegedly having consensual sex with a friend of her son.

Mary Lee Worley

According to the police report, Mary Lee Worley admitted to the victim's father that she had sex with the 15-year-old boy in her home while he was spending the night with her son sometime last month. The victim told his youth pastor about the incident, and the youth pastor then confronted Worley about it.

Worley is charged with lewd and lascivious acts with a minor. She is currently out on bond.

http://www.news4jax.com/news/4737789/detail.html

Suicane75 · 07-19-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

rkmsuf · 07-19-2005, 01:16 PM

sadly there is no mention of her being a teacher

Fonzie · 07-19-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

sadly there is no mention of her being a teacher

She is a teacher in the ways of love.

Izulde · 07-19-2005, 01:24 PM

Figures... those Southerners are always jumping the generation gap.

(/hypocritical criticism)

BrianD · 07-19-2005, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

Good one.

dubb93 · 07-19-2005, 01:42 PM

i'd hit it

Blackadar · 07-19-2005, 01:44 PM

Dude, awesome!

Greyroofoo · 07-19-2005, 01:44 PM

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest

Klinglerware · 07-19-2005, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest

Instant classic!

HomerJSimpson · 07-19-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

if i was "molested" that last person I'd go to see is a priest

Actually, it is a good chance that might be who you saw before, during, and after.

rkmsuf · 07-19-2005, 01:57 PM

She must have been awful in the sack.

How in the heck does this come up...."Hey father, guess what. I totally banged Jimmy's mom."

Blackadar · 07-19-2005, 01:59 PM

Dude...

rkmsuf · 07-19-2005, 02:01 PM

sweet

Radii · 07-19-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

Actually, it is a good chance that might be who you saw before, during, and after.

gold. This thread is going to be another great one.

mhass · 07-19-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Dude...

Buzzbee · 07-19-2005, 03:10 PM

d00d...

Draft Dodger · 07-19-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

If Maura Tierney and A Gorilla made it.

I'll never be able to look at Maura Tierney with unbridled lust again.
aw, fuck it, I'm over it already.

Raiders Army · 07-19-2005, 03:36 PM

Wasn't Christian Slater's character in True Romance named Clarence Worley?

digamma · 07-19-2005, 03:47 PM

I think I read about this one on literotica.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-19-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by digamma

I think I read about this one on literotica.

Solecismic · 07-19-2005, 09:02 PM

Why did I know this was Florida before I went back and read the dateline?

ShaqFu · 07-19-2005, 09:04 PM

Did he call her a MILF?

Easy Mac · 07-19-2005, 09:44 PM

She kind of looks like Tracey Gold from Growing Pains.

Noop · 07-19-2005, 10:08 PM

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins. I mean cmon she had a kid!!!! She knows how to take pain and push it back at you....

Easy Mac · 07-19-2005, 10:10 PM

well, for all we know he told some friends, who told some friends, and it got around to the youth pastor, so he confronted the kid who spilled the beans.

cthomer5000 · 07-19-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Wasn't Christian Slater's character in True Romance named Clarence Worley?

Yes it was. Great movie... but is there a connection I'm missing here?

Suicane75 · 07-19-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins. I mean cmon she had a kid!!!! She knows how to take pain and push it back at you....

At 15 I had cinemax, scrambled, on my little black and white TV.

ThunderingHERD · 07-19-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins.

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.

Comey · 07-19-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaqFu

Did he call her a MILF?

Just a MIFed.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-19-2005, 11:57 PM

This is like eveery boys dream at that age.

Suicane75 · 07-20-2005, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

This is like eveery boys dream at that age.

Perhaps you should scroll up and oh, i dunno, look at her.

duckman · 07-20-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Perhaps you should scroll up and oh, i dunno, look at her.

I think we should get to see a picture of the boy for comparison. He may have bucked teeth and wart between his eyes. That could raise the hotness level of the older woman.

tucker342 · 07-20-2005, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by digamma

I think I read about this one on literotica.

LOL!

korme · 07-20-2005, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.

heard dat

Raiders Army · 07-20-2005, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Yes it was. Great movie... but is there a connection I'm missing here?

Her name is Mary Lee Worley.

Noop · 07-20-2005, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Wow. Your 15th year was a lot more interesting than mine.

Well we did have sluts and the blowjob givers...(neither of whom I tried to get anything from..yuck) now for the anal chicks this was a pretty much the new thing because they wanted to stay virgins.(Noop don't stick it up the booty shoot)

moriarty · 07-20-2005, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Well we did have sluts and the blowjob givers...(neither of whom I tried to get anything from..yuck) now for the anal chicks this was a pretty much the new thing because they wanted to stay virgins.(Noop don't stick it up the booty shoot)

God dang, I was born a couple of decades too late. Right after the 'free love era', and now right before this, I'm sooo unlucky. Aaaggh.

Blackadar · 07-20-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

God dang, I was born a couple of decades too late. Right after the 'free love era', and now right before this, I'm sooo unlucky. Aaaggh.

Yes, the Prude 80s, with Molly Ringwald as a sexual icon.

DENIED!

rkmsuf · 07-20-2005, 08:29 AM

You know what noop spelled backswards is?

virgin

Subby · 07-20-2005, 08:43 AM

I bet that mom is decent looking in real life.

Make-up free mugshots tend to bring out the worst in people.

Just ask Nick.

CraigSca · 07-20-2005, 08:45 AM

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me."

Subby · 07-20-2005, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me."

Exactly - all joking aside, she should get the chair for humiliating her son like that.

Bee · 07-20-2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

How is the mother's son supposed to go back to school now? I mean, is there much worse as a teenager than having a friend of yours do your own mother?

"Thanks Mom, thanks for making an ass out of me."

I don't know...if that's just a bad picture and she's actually decent looking, it could make the kid very popular with everyone wanting to be his friend...

Surtt · 07-20-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins.

I wonder witch one Mary Lee was 16 year ago.....

Samdari · 07-20-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bee

I don't know...if that's just a bad picture and she's actually decent looking, it could make the kid very popular with everyone wanting to be his friend...

When I was 15, it would not have mattered. Once word got out that some dude's mom put out for his friends, guys would have been killing each other to get invited over to his house.

Draft Dodger · 07-20-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I bet that mom is decent looking in real life.

Make-up free mugshots tend to bring out the worst in people.

Just ask Nick.

so, you think Nick Nolte is hot?

Subby · 07-20-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so, you think Nick Nolte is hot?

Do donkeys make good pornstars?

scooper · 07-20-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

heard dat

Give it time, Shorty. It's only July.

Noop · 07-20-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

You know what noop spelled backswards is?

virgin

Nah it spells your daddy...

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	She kind of looks like Tracey Gold from Growing Pains.

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Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Seriously why did he tell? I mean cmon at 15 its not often you have someone who has some real world experience.(sp?) I mean at 15 you have your sluts who just do everything, your blow jobber givers, anal chicks who think doing it in the butt doesn't count the same as in the hot spot and then you have the virgins. I mean cmon she had a kid!!!! She knows how to take pain and push it back at you.... __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	well, for all we know he told some friends, who told some friends, and it got around to the youth pastor, so he confronted the kid who spilled the beans.

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