My uterus and I.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-18-2005, 10:10 PM

Started having major pain last night. Knew fairly quickly it was the baby kicking my ribs. Went and saw the doc today, mainly to get my fat ass weighed, and she sent me over to get an ultrasound.

So, the baby is getting big and is taking up all the space in my uterus I guess. Fun.

Just sharing, no sympathy needed. It seems everyone has a baby story, this is my first.

Ok I got nothing.

ShaqFu · 07-18-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Started having major pain last night. Knew fairly quickly it was the baby kicking my ribs. Went and saw the doc today, mainly to get my fat ass weighed, and she sent me over to get an ultrasound.

So, the baby is getting big and is taking up all the space in my uterus I guess. Fun.

Just sharing, no sympathy needed. It seems everyone has a baby story, this is my first.

Ok I got nothing.

Hmmmm, I think Arlie could have an idea for his next sim.

Airhog · 07-18-2005, 10:34 PM

Farrah: You have attempted to create a masterful parody thread. However, you fall short in one key area. This parody would have been much better if a man had posted it for obvious reasons. Even better if it was arles. Good job anyways though, since I know it was your first, you still made me smile

Flasch186 · 07-18-2005, 11:04 PM

gross

Zippo · 07-18-2005, 11:17 PM

ouch, how long before you are due, FWR?

Izulde · 07-18-2005, 11:21 PM

So like, does the kid project as a defensive lineman already then, since he's so big?

NoMyths · 07-18-2005, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Ok I got nothing.

Nothing?! You got a creature growing inside you, feeding off your vital fluids! AAAAGHH!!!!!111!!one

Telle · 07-19-2005, 08:09 AM

Ok, parady thread. I was about to jump up on my soapbox and preach about the risks involved in late-term ultrasounds (doctor proclaims that the baby is quite large even though ultrasound measurements can be off by at least 15%.. doctor recommends inducing before baby gets to big, not taking into account that the ultrasound measurement is not overly accurate and that both mom's pelvis and baby's head can change shape during the birth to provide lots of room.. induction fails because mom and baby were not ready to go into labor.. mom gets sliced open.. baby has trouble breathing due to being born too soon and not having the aid of contractions to get the fluid out of its longs.. baby spends a week in the NICU)

flere-imsaho · 07-19-2005, 08:29 AM

Here's a thread title I didn't expect to see at FOFC. Are we now Front Office Family Community?

terpkristin · 07-19-2005, 09:11 AM

Farrah, you rock!
(Sorry if you really are having pain from baby kicking though).

/tk

Icy · 07-19-2005, 09:14 AM

Congratz Farrah, i won't ever feel that but i'm really looking for the time when my wife will tell me that our incoming babe is kicking her ribs

rkmsuf · 07-19-2005, 09:15 AM

suck it up

duckman · 07-19-2005, 09:23 AM

You people are slacking.

Cowboy up.

There. Was that so hard?

BrianD · 07-19-2005, 09:26 AM

Should that be....Cowgirl up? Cowperson up?

Raiders Army · 07-19-2005, 10:26 AM

Go watch Alien and think about your baby bursting forth from your belly.

duckman · 07-19-2005, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Go watch Alien and think about your baby bursting forth from your belly.

A better example would be Species II.

gstelmack · 07-19-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Telle

Ok, parady thread. I was about to jump up on my soapbox and preach about the risks involved in late-term ultrasounds (doctor proclaims that the baby is quite large even though ultrasound measurements can be off by at least 15%.. doctor recommends inducing before baby gets to big, not taking into account that the ultrasound measurement is not overly accurate and that both mom's pelvis and baby's head can change shape during the birth to provide lots of room.. induction fails because mom and baby were not ready to go into labor.. mom gets sliced open.. baby has trouble breathing due to being born too soon and not having the aid of contractions to get the fluid out of its longs.. baby spends a week in the NICU)

Except for the last two bits, that's how our first daughter was born (she ended up 7 lb 12 oz, but tall, which threw off the ultrasound weights). Of course, the doctor also waited until the due date, and it appears now as if my wife would never end up delivering normally based on subsequent examinations. Our second was just born to a planned C-section, also on the due date with no signs my wife was anywhere close to getting ready to deliver, and he was a big boy (and had also turned breach in the last week).

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-19-2005, 10:45 AM

MY first attempt at a parody thread didn't do too badly. Certainly room for improvement. The next one will be better. I didn't want to make fun of Cringer's pain, but when I read his thread title I actual thought it said 'uterus'.

Baby is about 4lbs, and we're still 6-7 weeks away, so its getting pretty crowded in there. And he is moving ALL THE TIME. Squirming is the best way to describe it - so I actually have thought about the movie Alien once in a while. Or the old TV series V - remember that show?

Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

Coffee Warlord · 07-19-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

Q. O. T. M.

sportsfan13 · 07-19-2005, 11:09 AM

[quote= Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.[/QUOTE]

That is hilarious!

I can just imagine, a 4-lb. shrimp cocktail!

Bo Jackson's Hip · 07-19-2005, 11:17 AM

Isn't pregnant sex the best?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-19-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo Jackson's Hip

Isn't pregnant sex the best?

Pregnant sex dreams are the best.

Ksyrup · 07-19-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

I hope he didn't have the same annoying accent...

gstelmack · 07-19-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I hope he didn't have the same annoying accent...

That's a King Prawn, not a shrimp...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-19-2005, 12:25 PM

It looked more like this

SackAttack · 07-19-2005, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

MY first attempt at a parody thread didn't do too badly. Certainly room for improvement. The next one will be better. I didn't want to make fun of Cringer's pain, but when I read his thread title I actual thought it said 'uterus'.

Baby is about 4lbs, and we're still 6-7 weeks away, so its getting pretty crowded in there. And he is moving ALL THE TIME. Squirming is the best way to describe it - so I actually have thought about the movie Alien once in a while. Or the old TV series V - remember that show?

Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-19-2005, 01:42 PM

That's just creepy. I hope I don't pass that through my birth canal.

gstelmack · 07-19-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Oh no! Not again!

Cringer · 07-19-2005, 05:43 PM

Farrah, I applaud your parody thread. Well done. :golfclap:

Easy Mac · 07-19-2005, 05:55 PM

Its not uter-u, its uter-us

NoMyths · 07-19-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

That's just creepy. I hope I don't pass that through my birth canal.

If you did, I imagine it'd fetch a good price on eBay.

BigJohn&TheLions · 07-19-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Baby is about 4lbs, and we're still 6-7 weeks away, so its getting pretty crowded in there. And he is moving ALL THE TIME. Squirming is the best way to describe it - so I actually have thought about the movie Alien once in a while. Or the old TV series V - remember that show?

Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

I just want to go on record as saying that IT AIN"T MINE!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 07-19-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Farrah, I applaud your parody thread. Well done. :golfclap:

Thank you Cringer. I do hope you're feeling better.

Cringer · 07-19-2005, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Thank you Cringer. I do hope you're feeling better.

Well, although I have two of the little bastards in me, for some reason the major pain has gone away for a while. I am waiting for a comeback though.

07-18-2005, 10:34 PM	#3
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Farrah: You have attempted to create a masterful parody thread. However, you fall short in one key area. This parody would have been much better if a man had posted it for obvious reasons. Even better if it was arles. Good job anyways though, since I know it was your first, you still made me smile __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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07-18-2005, 11:17 PM	#5
Zippo High School JV Join Date: Jan 2004	ouch, how long before you are due, FWR?

07-19-2005, 08:09 AM	#8
Telle College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY	Ok, parady thread. I was about to jump up on my soapbox and preach about the risks involved in late-term ultrasounds (doctor proclaims that the baby is quite large even though ultrasound measurements can be off by at least 15%.. doctor recommends inducing before baby gets to big, not taking into account that the ultrasound measurement is not overly accurate and that both mom's pelvis and baby's head can change shape during the birth to provide lots of room.. induction fails because mom and baby were not ready to go into labor.. mom gets sliced open.. baby has trouble breathing due to being born too soon and not having the aid of contractions to get the fluid out of its longs.. baby spends a week in the NICU)

07-19-2005, 09:14 AM	#11
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Congratz Farrah, i won't ever feel that but i'm really looking for the time when my wife will tell me that our incoming babe is kicking her ribs

07-19-2005, 09:15 AM	#12
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	suck it up __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-19-2005, 09:26 AM	#14
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Should that be....Cowgirl up? Cowperson up?

07-19-2005, 10:26 AM	#15
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Go watch Alien and think about your baby bursting forth from your belly.

07-19-2005, 10:45 AM	#18
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	MY first attempt at a parody thread didn't do too badly. Certainly room for improvement. The next one will be better. I didn't want to make fun of Cringer's pain, but when I read his thread title I actual thought it said 'uterus'. Baby is about 4lbs, and we're still 6-7 weeks away, so its getting pretty crowded in there. And he is moving ALL THE TIME. Squirming is the best way to describe it - so I actually have thought about the movie Alien once in a while. Or the old TV series V - remember that show? Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.

07-19-2005, 11:09 AM	#20
sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	[quote= Oh, and last night I had a dream I gave birth to a shrimp cocktail. Crazy times.[/QUOTE] That is hilarious! I can just imagine, a 4-lb. shrimp cocktail!

07-19-2005, 11:17 AM	#21
Bo Jackson's Hip H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jacksonville, Florida	Isn't pregnant sex the best?

07-19-2005, 12:25 PM	#25
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	It looked more like this Last edited by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn : 07-19-2005 at 12:26 PM.

07-19-2005, 01:42 PM	#27
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	That's just creepy. I hope I don't pass that through my birth canal.

07-19-2005, 05:43 PM	#29
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Farrah, I applaud your parody thread. Well done. :golfclap: __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

07-19-2005, 05:55 PM	#30
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Its not uter-u, its uter-us

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