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Join Date: Jun 2001
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![]() With all the sequels and remakes, I think it is clear that Hollywood has run out of ideas. Enter the FOFC Think Tank! Let's brainstorm ideas:
Pinocchio II: Night Of The Beavers A twist on the stale horror movie genre. "Get off of me! I'm a real boy!" |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Werewolf VIII: Naked Time : An erotic journey from Milan to Minsk follows the misadventures of horny werewolves.
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales Last edited by rkmsuf : 07-12-2005 at 02:36 PM. |
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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No dead cats involved? |
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: A negative place
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Followed by Pinnocchio III: Attack of the Gay Termites"
"Hey, I used to be a real boy" |
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny South of France
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and yet, everything 's offered sequels so far...maybe we've run out of ideas too!
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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A live action remake of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer starring Ted Kennedy as Rudolph, and George W. as Baby New Year.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Rambo 12 - Extermination Sly Stallone reprises his role as John Rambo who after years of therapy finally snaps and goes on a personal mission to rid the planet of all cats.
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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A move based on Raptor Red, except featuring T. Rexs. A Jurassic Park with no annoying kids, or one where the annoying kids get eaten.
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I think a mouse-sized Predator taking on the cats would be better. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Perhaps a movie about an alien who comes to Earth, befriends a wealthy business tycoon, and tries to destroy the Dallas Cowboys by taking over an existing NFL franchise and moving them to the Dallas-Ft.Worth area?
You could have lots of cameos, and the product placement possibilities are astounding. You'd garner the sports fan, the sci-fi fan, and if you had some nude locker room scenes, you might even get the female movie-goers as well. You could even spin it off into a TV series.
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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C'mon, man. Nobody would be interested in something like that.
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Or the female version Pin-Nookie-O The girl that gets tighter and tighter as she lies...
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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I am the Awesom-O 4000. I am programmed to give great movie ideas.
Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something. Or, how about this: Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billion dollars, but first, he has to, like, become a ...boxer, or something. Or, finally: Adam Sandler is trapped on an island and falls in love with a coconut.
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Family Guy covered that one already.
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Norm!!!
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Manassas, VA
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A mad scientist tries to control the world by injecting poison into every human using an evil army of trained mosquitos which he has bred. One night while making a big batch of his poison, he trips and falls into the vat and becomes.....
MANSQUITO Last edited by heybrad : 07-12-2005 at 05:17 PM. |
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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"Hey Brad! The Movie!"
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I can't remember what this is from, but I remember some joke about "Lie to me! Tell me the truth! LIE TO ME! OH GOD, LIE TO ME!!!" |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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I would love a movie based on Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, battle of Manial...etc.
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College Prospect
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Michigan
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this might be big in Wisconsin. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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The sequel to "Hey Arnold!"? |
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n00b
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan
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Mansquito was already a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie starring Parker Lewis from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Anyone remember The Program? That movie should be remade.
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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A movie about a colossal squid and a submarine?
The submarine Captain could be a little clownfish with a deformed fin. The deformed fin could be the result of an attack by the colossal squid. Over time the captain becomes obesessed with revenge and a desire to hunt down the squid and kill it. However, after years of searching the captain finally tracks down his prey, only to be driven insane by the sound of a ticking clock in the beast's belly. Ok, anyone think they can get all the movie/literary references?
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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I think a good idea for a movie would be the life and times of Recty, the Rectal Trout.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Finding Nemo Moby Dick Peter Pan What do I win?
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Nothing yet. The last one is a dual reference. Poor Jeeber.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Crap. I lose...
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College Prospect
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Baltimore, MD
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I thought for sure Finding Nemo was one.
Is one The Life Acquatic? |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Finding Nemo is correct. All the ones Jeeber listed are correct, but there is one more. The last sentence is a dual reference.
Also, post #30 is deliciously ironic.
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Honolulu, HI
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Heh, A Tale Tale Heart. That was actually the first thing I thought of except it had nothing to do with squid/the sea/etc..
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#33 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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FOFC the Movie. Starring Darius Rucker and Broken Lizard.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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