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Old 07-09-2005, 02:50 AM   #1
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:01 AM   #2
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Plus

I forrgrtwha6 I was gonna say,
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:06 AM   #3
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Oh yea i jusr remembered, When i went to tbe bathroom I saw tat IU syringed my rright ehyelashj, In have crisy burn marks on my right eye lkash,

It loks so weired.
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:06 AM   #4
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You can write a hit play, why can't you have a little drink to unwind yourself?
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:12 AM   #5
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io igot crasy eytelashes
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Old 07-09-2005, 03:16 AM   #6
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Y'allz pussies. I done plowed through like 3 bottles of the finest 6 dollar wine EVER. Bitches.
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:26 AM   #7
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You stuck a syringe in your eye? That's gotta hurt like a motherfucker...
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:49 AM   #8
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Sounds like it was a flaming syringe...
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:43 AM   #9
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good to see shortys discovered crack.
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:30 PM   #10
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No no no. HAHHAAH Crack. Chappelle "I Smoke Rocks".

No. Chill people. A flame burnt some of my eyelashes off. That's all.
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:25 PM   #11
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This thread smacks of fake to me. Sure, he might have been drunk, but it was probably "Hehe- look what I can type on the message board when drunk" not "This is what I actually was thinking".

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Old 07-09-2005, 01:46 PM   #12
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Haha, whatever si. I am pretty confident I made a thread to speculate about eyelash burning. It's true, it's true..
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:50 PM   #13
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This thread is pretty pathetic. Did you take "Drunk Posting 111: How to further convince users that you're really drunk" last semester?
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Old 07-09-2005, 04:45 PM   #14
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drunk posting

step 1:misspell a few words.. nothing say drunk quite like misspelled words.

step 2:misplacespace s in sentences.

step 3:make sure to proclaim you aren't really drunk (Unless its a 21st birthday)

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Old 07-09-2005, 04:47 PM   #15
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haha that sounds about right.
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Old 07-09-2005, 04:59 PM   #16
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well here's an example of drunk posting by me

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...ad.php?t=38734
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:38 AM   #17
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this thread fuckin sucks
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:38 AM   #18
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i said ejaculate
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:39 AM   #19
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cher impersonator on telemenudo is awesome
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:41 AM   #20
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mmm, the telemundo kelly clarkson is on. thats hot
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Old 07-10-2005, 12:42 AM   #21
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Sov, i wanna tlak ion the ohoe withy ou and haev gay sex
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:11 AM   #22
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i got too much icea cream and too few pretzels
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:45 AM   #23
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Flasch, are you turk wendel?
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:49 AM   #24
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:50 AM   #25
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Who has watched all three Evil Dead movies back-to-back-to-back while tripping on acid?
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:51 AM   #26
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ron burgundy has done that.
tha movie sucked, im sorry, it just sucked/ But i still love ya shorty.
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:52 AM   #27
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I'm Dirk Diggler?
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:52 AM   #28
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Yes, I believe I'm correct.
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:56 AM   #29
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i should of pushed harder for quicksand to be dennis miller. cause millers a little pretentious too.
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:57 AM   #30
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Hey cringer, how ya doin? Is yer wife naked?
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:57 AM   #31
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I'm Dirk Diggler?


Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren

edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:59 AM   #32
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Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren

edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe

No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer
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Old 07-10-2005, 01:59 AM   #33
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hey bebby
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:00 AM   #34
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No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer

No, those are her eyes. I've seen them gazing up like that before. A few times actually.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:03 AM   #35
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dude, dont steal her from my arms.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:03 AM   #36
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Bebe Nuewirth is hawt btw.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:04 AM   #37
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I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:11 AM   #38
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Sov, come back on aim ya homo
shorty, you touched my ass
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:18 AM   #39
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Traditionaly Sov has had the best signatures.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:20 AM   #40
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I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.

we thought of you ALL..RIGHT to the end that wasnt Shorty Suicane...you know how jealous i am of your ass, i know thats why Sov prefers you over me
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:21 AM   #41
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:27 AM   #42
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I want Cherie Roberts for Christmas someone gimmie herrrrrrrr
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:28 AM   #43
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Is this still Loren? Cuase if it is i just came in my on my rug
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:31 AM   #44
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YESS its me....HE CANT have HER
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:33 AM   #45
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YESS its me....HE CANT have HER

what do you feel of stacey dash?
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:37 AM   #46
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what do you feel of stacey dash?


if i didnt know how old she was..id be all in that till she couldnt catch her breath to yell my name one more time
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:40 AM   #47
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this is so cringer. im gettin an erection from a dude and i aint even watchin top gun.
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:43 AM   #48
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Cringe wants Natasha Yi for Xmas....pfftt
Suicane you just WANT it to be Cringe, everybody wants him more than me
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Old 07-10-2005, 02:53 AM   #49
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if this is really loren, how big are your boobies?
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Old 07-10-2005, 03:08 AM   #50
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there is nothin better than a nice glass of chipped ice and pepsi for cottonmouth
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