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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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yO
You batsrsdsas!
I not drunbk! |
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Plus
I forrgrtwha6 I was gonna say, |
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#3 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Oh yea i jusr remembered, When i went to tbe bathroom I saw tat IU syringed my rright ehyelashj, In have crisy burn marks on my right eye lkash,
It loks so weired. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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You can write a hit play, why can't you have a little drink to unwind yourself?
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." |
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#5 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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io igot crasy eytelashes
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#6 |
High School JV
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Francisco
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Y'allz pussies. I done plowed through like 3 bottles of the finest 6 dollar wine EVER. Bitches.
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#7 |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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You stuck a syringe in your eye? That's gotta hurt like a motherfucker...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: San Diego
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Sounds like it was a flaming syringe...
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#9 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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good to see shortys discovered crack.
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#10 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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No no no. HAHHAAH Crack. Chappelle "I Smoke Rocks".
No. Chill people. A flame burnt some of my eyelashes off. That's all. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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This thread smacks of fake to me. Sure, he might have been drunk, but it was probably "Hehe- look what I can type on the message board when drunk" not "This is what I actually was thinking".
SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 07-09-2005 at 01:25 PM. |
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#12 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Haha, whatever si. I am pretty confident I made a thread to speculate about eyelash burning. It's true, it's true..
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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This thread is pretty pathetic. Did you take "Drunk Posting 111: How to further convince users that you're really drunk" last semester?
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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drunk posting
step 1:misspell a few words.. nothing say drunk quite like misspelled words. step 2:misplacespace s in sentences. step 3:make sure to proclaim you aren't really drunk (Unless its a 21st birthday) Last edited by Ragone : 07-09-2005 at 05:02 PM. |
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#15 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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haha that sounds about right.
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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#17 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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this thread fuckin sucks
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#18 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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i said ejaculate
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#19 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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cher impersonator on telemenudo is awesome
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#20 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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mmm, the telemundo kelly clarkson is on. thats hot
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#21 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Sov, i wanna tlak ion the ohoe withy ou and haev gay sex
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#22 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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i got too much icea cream and too few pretzels
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#23 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Flasch, are you turk wendel?
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#24 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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#25 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Who has watched all three Evil Dead movies back-to-back-to-back while tripping on acid?
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#26 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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ron burgundy has done that.
tha movie sucked, im sorry, it just sucked/ But i still love ya shorty. |
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#27 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I'm Dirk Diggler?
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#28 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Yes, I believe I'm correct.
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#29 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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i should of pushed harder for quicksand to be dennis miller. cause millers a little pretentious too.
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#30 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Hey cringer, how ya doin? Is yer wife naked?
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Prove IT Shorty...btw this is is Loren, yeah Loren edited to say, arent i ALWAYS Suicane..well i WAS a few minutes ago anyways, but so was Cringe ![]()
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 07-10-2005 at 01:59 AM. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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No, you dont ytpe like her. your cringer |
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#33 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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hey bebby
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#34 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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No, those are her eyes. I've seen them gazing up like that before. A few times actually. |
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#35 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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dude, dont steal her from my arms.
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#36 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Bebe Nuewirth is hawt btw.
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I feel like we just had a huge orgy involving us 4 plus Cringer, only me sov and Suicane weren't there. So I think Cringer and Loren had normal sex.
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#38 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Sov, come back on aim ya homo
shorty, you touched my ass ![]() |
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#39 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Traditionaly Sov has had the best signatures.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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we thought of you ALL..RIGHT to the end that wasnt Shorty Suicane...you know how jealous i am of your ass, i know thats why Sov prefers you over me ![]()
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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Coordinator
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Location: NJ
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I want Cherie Roberts for Christmas
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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#43 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Is this still Loren? Cuase if it is i just came in my on my rug
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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YESS its me....HE CANT have HER
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Quote:
what do you feel of stacey dash? |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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if i didnt know how old she was..id be all in that till she couldnt catch her breath to yell my name one more time
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#47 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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this is so cringer. im gettin an erection from a dude and i aint even watchin top gun.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Cringe wants Natasha Yi for Xmas....pfftt
![]() Suicane you just WANT it to be Cringe, everybody wants him more than me ![]()
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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#49 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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if this is really loren, how big are your boobies?
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#50 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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there is nothin better than a nice glass of chipped ice and pepsi for cottonmouth
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