Random Facts About Vin Diesel

heybrad · 06-30-2005, 11:39 AM

hxxp://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Should you turn off the lights and say Vin Diesel's name three times while looking in the mirror, Vin Diesel will magically appear and grant you one wish. If you ask for more, he will kick your punk-ass...bitch.

Vin Diesel spelt backwards is "Awesome"

Vin Diesel patented the US Patent Office and receives a 2% royalty on all patents.

Vin Diesel is the ultimate paradox in that he does not think and yet he very much is.

heybrad · 06-30-2005, 11:42 AM

Vin Diesel once urinated into a glass pitch and subsequently sold the pitcher for $35 and a pack of Juicy Fruit. The pitcher of urine ultimately became Budweiser Select.

heybrad · 06-30-2005, 11:43 AM

Before the Guillatine was invented, Kings would behead their enemies with Vin Diesel's sphincter.

Sorry for Dola posting, but I think this is some funny shit!

Token Asian Guy · 06-30-2005, 11:44 AM

It's a little known fact that the Italian word for strength, forza, was developed by awestruck Italians after a pizzeria owner denied Vin Diesel his daughter's hand in marriage, and the island we all know as Sicily was ripped from the mainland by Vin in a fit of rage and tossed into the sea.

ROFL!!!!!!

st.cronin · 06-30-2005, 11:46 AM

Jeebers not around or else he'd post:

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...ghlight=Diesel

heybrad · 06-30-2005, 11:47 AM

I'm so 5 minutes ago...

DanGarion · 06-30-2005, 11:48 AM

Hey Brad.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-30-2005, 12:53 PM

I heard he plays Dungeons & Dragons
.

Crapshoot · 06-30-2005, 12:54 PM

Great site.. and cronin found my earlier link to it...

06-30-2005, 11:44 AM	#4
Token Asian Guy n00b Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Cincy, OH	It's a little known fact that the Italian word for strength, forza, was developed by awestruck Italians after a pizzeria owner denied Vin Diesel his daughter's hand in marriage, and the island we all know as Sicily was ripped from the mainland by Vin in a fit of rage and tossed into the sea. ROFL!!!!!! __________________ "Took the restrictor plate off the red dragon, gave it a little more juice, but let's keep it on the down low, it's not exactly street legal...Hey Mike!"

06-30-2005, 11:48 AM	#7
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Hey Brad. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

06-30-2005, 12:53 PM	#8
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	I heard he plays Dungeons & Dragons . __________________ Toujour Pret

06-30-2005, 11:42 AM	#2
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Vin Diesel once urinated into a glass pitch and subsequently sold the pitcher for $35 and a pack of Juicy Fruit. The pitcher of urine ultimately became Budweiser Select.

06-30-2005, 11:43 AM	#3
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Before the Guillatine was invented, Kings would behead their enemies with Vin Diesel's sphincter. Sorry for Dola posting, but I think this is some funny shit!

06-30-2005, 11:46 AM	#5
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Jeebers not around or else he'd post: http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...ghlight=Diesel

06-30-2005, 11:47 AM	#6
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I'm so 5 minutes ago...

06-30-2005, 12:54 PM	#9
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	Great site.. and cronin found my earlier link to it...

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