Can a 74 year old ever be called "hot"?

Senator · 06-24-2005, 01:59 PM

http://imdb.com/name/nm0886638/

hxxp://www.mamievandoren.com/ - have not looked the whole site over so buyer/worker please beware.

Draft Dodger · 06-24-2005, 02:04 PM

ew, nasty.

however, the answer to your question is YES, a 74 year old can be called hot.

MJ4H · 06-24-2005, 02:06 PM

korme · 06-24-2005, 02:07 PM

im going to say no just for moral reasons

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:08 PM

How old is Racquel Welch? I imagine I could must up enough blaster plaster to make it with her, Tina Turner never did it for me but she obviously looks real good, is she really 74? Farrah Fawcetts over 50 right? I'd give it to her.

Edit: Just visited the site.........dude, if you dip that face in water I'm 95% certain a skeleton comes up, that face is just.........frightening.

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:09 PM

I doubt she's dusty at all.

NoMyths · 06-24-2005, 02:10 PM

Accccck! My eyes!

That site is definitely not work safe, Senator. Nor human safe. Yikes.

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:10 PM

Go for it, Suicane. Does she look British?

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Go for it, Suicane. Does she look British?

Photoshopped. You sir, are slipping.

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Photoshopped. You sir, are slipping.

The fuck it is. Have you seen her lately? She looks horrible.

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

The fuck it is. Have you seen her lately? She looks horrible.

Find me 1 more picture that remotely resembles that.

Edit: And yes, i've seen her TV show, and guess what, she don't look like that.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-24-2005, 02:13 PM

I'd go for the old girl in Titanic.

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Find me 1 more picture that remotely resembles that.

10-4

cuervo72 · 06-24-2005, 02:13 PM

I'm thinking Ms. Van Doren has had just a *tad* bit of work done. But for 74, could be a lot worse I guess. A lot worse, indeed.

FWIW, Raquel is only 65. Sophia Loren is closer though, at almost 71.

MJ4H · 06-24-2005, 02:13 PM

This thread is exactly why the internet should be banned from EVERYONE

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:14 PM

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:14 PM

I think I could not, under any circumstances, do Sophia Loren.

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:16 PM

Just do it.

MacroGuru · 06-24-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Just do it.

Do you have a special button labeled....find me the fucking ugliest picture of someone out there.....

korme · 06-24-2005, 02:21 PM

Please lock this thread

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

Do you have a special button labeled....find me the fucking ugliest picture of someone out there.....

LOL

dawgfan · 06-24-2005, 02:22 PM

If that is actually Mamie Van Doren in those photos (and I'm skeptical) then she's had a phenomenal amount of plastic surgery, and more than likely some Photoshop work on those pictures.

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...

Draft Dodger · 06-24-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Just do it.

Mike Myers?

TLK · 06-24-2005, 02:31 PM

we need a suspension or two in this thread....

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

If that is actually Mamie Van Doren in those photos (and I'm skeptical) then she's had a phenomenal amount of plastic surgery, and more than likely some Photoshop work on those pictures.

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...

I saw her TV show not 3 weeks ago, she looks nothing like that.

Senator · 06-24-2005, 02:40 PM

So, our answer is NO!

rkmsuf · 06-24-2005, 02:42 PM

For some reason expecting this thread to go 20 some pages is a bit ambitious.

Surtt · 06-24-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...

What is she trying to do, look like Michael Jackson?

Klinglerware · 06-24-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

For some reason expecting this thread to go 20 some pages is a bit ambitious.

But certainly plausible...

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 02:46 PM

Matt....Matt.....that..what im saying is this, that that is not Farrah Fawcett...it is a......Matt....Matt.....*chuckle*....photoshoped picture....that isn't her......once you've seen......Matt.......her........TV show.......Ive seen her TV show, because i wanna see her, understand her......Matt.......and that........that.....*chuckle*...that picture isn't her.

korme · 06-24-2005, 02:52 PM

Who is Farrah Fawcett

korme · 06-24-2005, 02:53 PM

i keed, i keed

FBPro · 06-24-2005, 03:29 PM

I don't know if those are actual, accurate photos of MVD but if they are I've seen worse at 25-30.......not typically however.

Ksyrup · 06-24-2005, 03:54 PM

Frankly, I'm more concerning with what we can't see.

CamEdwards · 06-24-2005, 03:56 PM

I'd hit it.

sachmo71 · 06-24-2005, 04:57 PM

I have to agree about Tina Turner.

Draft Dodger · 06-24-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I have to agree about Tina Turner.

thank God. I was beginning to think I was the only normal one here.

SegRat · 06-24-2005, 05:27 PM

I want bikini pics plz

dawgfan · 06-24-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I saw her TV show not 3 weeks ago, she looks nothing like that.

Then there are 4 possibile explanations:

1. She's had recent surgery to fix her face;
2. The TV show is shot in such a way to minimize her bungled plastic surgery;
3. Your eyesight needs checking;
4. There's a vast internet conspiracy to Photoshop all recent pictures of her to make her look bad

sovereignstar · 06-24-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dawgfan

Then there are 4 possibile explanations:

1. She's had recent surgery to fix her face;
2. The TV show is shot in such a way to minimize her bungled plastic surgery;
3. Your eyesight needs checking;
4. There's a vast internet conspiracy to Photoshop all recent pictures of her to make her look bad

I'd go with 3. This isn't the first time I've had to reveal the truth to Suicane. If you google 'Jewel' you will come upon a fake set of Jewel nudes. Suicane, thou ignorant one, truly believed they were of the singer.

Chas in Cinti · 06-24-2005, 07:13 PM

Am I the only one surfing for Betty White pictures?

Mmmm... Golden Girls....

Pumpy Tudors · 06-24-2005, 11:37 PM

From the Wikipedia entry about her:

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At age 60, she began having cosmetic surgery to maintain a youthful appearance and enlarge her breasts. She has written about this and discussed it in interviews.

You know, if the pictures on her site are indicative of how she really looks now, the surgeons did a damn good job. Even so, it's fucking creepy.

MacroGuru · 06-25-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

From the Wikipedia entry about her:

You know, if the pictures on her site are indicative of how she really looks now, the surgeons did a damn good job. Even so, it's fucking creepy.

I second the motion....

Arles · 06-25-2005, 10:30 AM

I think a < shudder > is in order.

3ric · 06-26-2005, 05:54 AM

Carmen Dell'Orifice is 70 years old and stunningly beautiful.

Suicane75 · 06-26-2005, 08:05 AM

You said Orifice, hehehehehehe. And i wouldnt fuck her.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	How old is Racquel Welch? I imagine I could must up enough blaster plaster to make it with her, Tina Turner never did it for me but she obviously looks real good, is she really 74? Farrah Fawcetts over 50 right? I'd give it to her. Edit: Just visited the site.........dude, if you dip that face in water I'm 95% certain a skeleton comes up, that face is just.........frightening. Last edited by Suicane75 : 06-24-2005 at 02:10 PM.

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I'm thinking Ms. Van Doren has had just a tad bit of work done. But for 74, could be a lot worse I guess. A lot worse, indeed. FWIW, Raquel is only 65. Sophia Loren is closer though, at almost 71. __________________ null

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	im going to say no just for moral reasons

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sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I doubt she's dusty at all.

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NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Accccck! My eyes! That site is definitely not work safe, Senator. Nor human safe. Yikes.

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dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	If that is actually Mamie Van Doren in those photos (and I'm skeptical) then she's had a phenomenal amount of plastic surgery, and more than likely some Photoshop work on those pictures. And yes, Farrah Fawcett really does look that bad now. She's a poster-child for bad plastic surgery. Check the lop-sided nostrils...

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Matt....Matt.....that..what im saying is this, that that is not Farrah Fawcett...it is a......Matt....Matt.....chuckle....photoshoped picture....that isn't her......once you've seen......Matt.......her........TV show.......Ive seen her TV show, because i wanna see her, understand her......Matt.......and that........that.....chuckle...that picture isn't her.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Who is Farrah Fawcett

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i keed, i keed

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