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Old 06-23-2005, 01:47 AM   #1
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:48 AM   #2
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:50 AM   #3
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I lovingly and tenderly caressed
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:52 AM   #4
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Shorty signed off of AIM

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Old 06-23-2005, 01:55 AM   #5
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and took a hot shower.
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:01 AM   #6
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I got out, fondling my
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:07 AM   #7
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Eli Manning, who is my
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:08 AM   #8
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favorite player, but not because
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:10 AM   #9
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:11 AM   #10
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Then it settles down. Anyways,

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:13 AM   #11
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nothings beats ma's custard pie
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:16 AM   #12
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It's the way she adds
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:22 AM   #13
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A little dash of Suicane
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:24 AM   #14
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right into custard. Magic Johnson
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:26 AM   #15
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who loves late night FOFC,

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:34 AM   #16
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contributed a little AIDS juice,
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice."

"Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:37 AM   #17
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Which got in Shorty's hair
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:41 AM   #18
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. "Not again, Magic, I just
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:44 AM   #19
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washed that with my special
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:45 AM   #20
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shampoo, which makes me more
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:52 AM   #21
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naughty during Thursday Roseanne reruns
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:53 AM   #22
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make Suicane horny as hell
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:12 AM   #23
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he was horny for Jackie
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:30 AM   #24
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"The Jokeman" Martling, who came
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:31 AM   #25
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all over his chin and
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:43 AM   #26
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tanlines. He cried shamlessly for
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:48 AM   #27
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Sov to come clean him
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Old 06-23-2005, 03:51 AM   #28
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using only a rag from
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:05 AM   #29
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:06 AM   #30
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,but there was a huge
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:18 AM   #31
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:22 AM   #32
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kill this thread. The End.
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:24 AM   #33
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Old 06-23-2005, 07:50 AM   #34
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:21 AM   #35
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:46 AM   #36
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Old 06-23-2005, 08:52 AM   #37
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:43 AM   #38
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. That way he could assuage
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:47 AM   #39
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:52 AM   #40
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:56 AM   #41
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object in the last sentence.
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Old 06-23-2005, 11:58 AM   #42
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:03 PM   #43
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:20 PM   #44
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, pimpin' to all internet hoes.
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:42 PM   #45
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Old 06-23-2005, 12:54 PM   #46
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:22 PM   #47
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of star George Lombard went
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:37 PM   #48
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All Star. And the Mets
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:45 PM   #49
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:45 PM   #50
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