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06-22-2005, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Informal experiment - please participate
I have begun to find that the following is correlated and I would like to find out if you do to, and then prove it. I'm not sure if this only applies to men but women can feel free to partake as well.
When not needing to go the bathroom (#2 only) yet its been awhile... get your favorite bathroom reading and take it into the Living room, dining room, etc. somehwhere except the bathroom.... read... Does this trigger a feeling of needing to go to the bathroom (#2) where you would continue your read?
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06-22-2005, 03:06 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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yes for me
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06-22-2005, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Internets
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truly bizarre. I think this needs to be a poll with a trout option.
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06-22-2005, 03:08 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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No. And WTF?
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06-22-2005, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Appleton, WI
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06-22-2005, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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That's redundant.
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06-22-2005, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Flach is primarly is dramatic actor. Comedic roles have been a challenge.
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06-22-2005, 03:10 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Lemme grab my magazine and I'll head over to your house and give it a shat.
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06-22-2005, 03:10 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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06-22-2005, 03:11 PM
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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I take dumps no matter where I am, and blame it on the pets.
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06-22-2005, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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I don't touch magazines, because if I do, I instantly lose control of my bowels.
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06-22-2005, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Good theory. But I read a lot of different stuff in and out of the bathroom, and I can't say any of it triggers any colonic activity.
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06-22-2005, 03:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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06-22-2005, 03:16 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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My wife always has to go number 2 when she goes to the library. Why, I have no idea.
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06-22-2005, 03:20 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Cereal boxes for me.. I refrain from reading about The Adventures of Captain Crunch for fear of shitting my pants..
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06-22-2005, 03:21 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hillsboro OR
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What does Shorty read to warm up for 1 minute 47seconds dump?
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06-22-2005, 03:21 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I save mine for the office. I've already found a nice, out-of-the-way toilet to take care of business...
There's nothing better than industrial-strength office toilets... no clogging. Every domestic toilet I've ever used has choked on a log of mine at one point or another. |
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06-22-2005, 03:24 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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And do you leave the reading material in the bathroom when you're done, or take it back out with you? There's a guy I work with who takes the office copy of the WSJ in with him, and then brings it back out. Ick. I have since subscribed to the online version. |
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06-22-2005, 03:28 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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I have no problem with that as long as he doesn't use it to wipe.  |
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06-22-2005, 03:30 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Quote:
Thread complete, please lock this thread. |
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06-22-2005, 03:32 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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so for some it is true...and some it is not. I need to add that my main reading when in the bathroom is Newsweek so in this case it was Newsweek I was reading in the Living Room when it was triggered THUS I wonder if it also has the variable of what the readin material is in comparison to the normal reading material that is read when in the bathroom. hmmmmm
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06-22-2005, 03:33 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Is that Franch?
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06-22-2005, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: St. Louis
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Reading Bubba Wheels and Blackadar political posts trigger that response for me.
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06-22-2005, 03:34 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I doubt he wipes with it. I just don't want to touch anything that's been near this guy's penis. |
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06-22-2005, 03:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Also, if it is true than would it be Pavlovian?
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06-22-2005, 03:35 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I hardly read when taking shits. It actually depends, in college I'm too lazy to keep magazines around or in the bathroom, so I just look at the wall and be done with it. At home, maybe there will be an SI laying around, but I don't take long enough shits to read entire articles so I just flip through.
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06-22-2005, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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We don't exactly have community reading material around here. If I take something to the can, it's something I've printed off the web (and then I trash it when I'm done) or a book or magazine I'm reading. Either way, I'm not passing it around. |
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06-22-2005, 03:42 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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you have evolved...I still continue to start articles only to run into the "do I finish the article" dilemma. I have read the first half of sooo many articles I could write a book on them...you have evolved.
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06-22-2005, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I actually tend to write all my Literotica submissions while i'm making poo.
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06-22-2005, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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ummm i am a pretty regular guy don't matter what i do, i gots to go soon after i wake up
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06-22-2005, 03:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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This thread has really gone down the toilet...
Come on, like you didn't see THAT line coming. /tk
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06-22-2005, 04:00 PM
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Location: Placerville, CA
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Gold, baby. Pure Gold.  |
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06-22-2005, 04:01 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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That whole "printing off the web" phenomena has yet to strike me
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06-22-2005, 04:02 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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You have to actually own a printer for this to work, see... |
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06-22-2005, 04:10 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Funny, because at school I have a printer with no ink.
Still, I've never been like - damn, I wanna read this article, let me print that shit out so the next time I have to take the browns to superbowl I can catch up on this readin'. Ta iech dere hone. |
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06-22-2005, 04:10 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Here
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Got ya beat. One of the men's restrooms here is off a well-trafficked hall. The sink is immediately inside the door. Plenty of times while I'm walking down the hall, I hear the flush and the door open with no sink running. The break room/kitchen is immediatley next door. This is why I don't eat ANYTHING put out at work.
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06-22-2005, 04:20 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Well I was hungry. You should bust these people. A camera phone would come in handy. |
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06-22-2005, 04:22 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Here
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You're pregnant. Eat anyway.
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06-22-2005, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Rome, Italy
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No. But maybe is just because in my house there isn't a specific 'bathroom magazine'...
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06-22-2005, 04:50 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
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06-22-2005, 04:55 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Nuremberg, Germany
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Happens to me, always. |
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06-22-2005, 04:59 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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You're a woman. I'd be seriously turned off by a chick who reads while taking a dump. The fact that women even take dumps is antithetical to the very essence of a woman, so reading and dumping is out of the question.
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06-22-2005, 05:00 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Last edited by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn : 06-22-2005 at 05:01 PM. |
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06-22-2005, 05:05 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Eeeew... I don't have a scat fetish, so I'd suggest you not touch it at all... |
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06-22-2005, 05:07 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I was being a bit melodramatic there, in case you couldn't tell. So no, you're not supposed to hold it. But you're not supposed to read while you go, either. My whole point goes back years. I can remember in high school, a bunch of us would be gaga over the hottest chicks in school, then someone would inevitably suggest thinking about [fill in her name] taking a dump, and it was nearly impossible to do. That, or if you conjured up the image, it completely ruined the moment. Women and dumping just don't go together. That said, I understand the science behind it all, thanks!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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06-22-2005, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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think, after all of the years of men being able to read while dumping and women NOT being able to read while dumping the knowledge skew could be seriously off....To catch up, Women. I suggest you read while dumping. You wouldnt want to fall further behind.
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06-22-2005, 05:12 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Springfield, USA
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Now there is the question: Why do some people just have to take a dump every time they go to the library? What is it about being surrounded by books that causes a bowel movement? My wife and I have puzzled this for years. |
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06-22-2005, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Sounds like a Harlan Ellison story.. "I have no Ink and I must print"
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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06-22-2005, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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In 5th grade, my teacher was telling us about the importance of taking every chance to further your education. She provided the example of her son who, when in medical school, put up charts on the back of the bathroom door so that he could be studying every chance he got. Since then, I have been an avid reader.
Having said that, my trigger seems to be music stores, specifically Tower Records. Whether in Tempe, Boston, or Philadelphia, being in the Tower triggers a need to dump...and of course they don't have public restrooms.
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06-22-2005, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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I put copies of pictures from Netter's Guide to Anatomy around my bathroom my first year. Anatomy almost kicked my butt. Edited to add: In regards to the original question: No, I've never had any reading material stimulate my bowels.
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