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Old 06-09-2005, 09:22 AM   #1
st.cronin
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The Power Of Red Bull

I've been working out with weights fairly regularly since tearing up a knee skiing over a year ago. On Tuesday, I was able to do 15 reps at 220 on the bench. (My last exercise is usually the bench press, and I go to muscle failure.) Today, powered by red bull, I cranked out 30, and only stopped cause I was afraid I'd hurt myself!


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Old 06-09-2005, 09:28 AM   #2
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Sweet.

Wanna fuck?
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Old 06-09-2005, 09:34 AM   #3
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yeah you guys should go over to the gym and pump each other
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Old 06-09-2005, 09:41 AM   #4
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Sweet.

Wanna fuck?


You're cheating on me?????

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Old 06-09-2005, 10:11 AM   #5
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I once drank two red bulls and a Mountain Dew before work because I had been up all night working on a paper.

Not only was I jittery and feeling crazy in the head, but I had the worst shits ever. Haven't touched the stuff since...
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:15 AM   #6
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I once drank a number of Jager Bombs (Jagermeister + Red Bull) at an xmas party, woke up on a metro train heading the wrong direction, and was stranded miles from home in the middle of the night. There was also sick on my coat.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:16 AM   #7
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I once drank a number of Jager Bombs (Jagermeister + Red Bull) at an xmas party, woke up on a metro train heading the wrong direction, and was stranded miles from home in the middle of the night. There was also sick on my coat.

were your pants down?
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:25 AM   #8
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I once drank two red bulls and a Mountain Dew before work because I had been up all night working on a paper.

Not only was I jittery and feeling crazy in the head, but I had the worst shits ever. Haven't touched the stuff since...

Homer: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice...

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Old 06-09-2005, 10:27 AM   #9
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were you pants down?

No, because if they had been, he would have felt much better. In New Jersey, anyway.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:36 AM   #10
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This thread has turned out much better than anyone would have the right to originally expect.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

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Old 06-09-2005, 10:51 AM   #11
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were your pants down?

No, pants were still on. In an interesting twist to the story, it later turned out that it wasn't my sick.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:55 AM   #12
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No, pants were still on. In an interesting twist to the story, it later turned out that it wasn't my sick.


that's hot
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:55 AM   #13
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No, pants were still on. In an interesting twist to the story, it later turned out that it wasn't my sick.

I bet that was not a relief.
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:18 AM   #14
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Let me use you for pull ups.
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:09 PM   #15
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No, pants were still on. In an interesting twist to the story, it later turned out that it wasn't my sick.

How did you uncover that fact?
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:20 PM   #16
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How did you uncover that fact?

The guy next to him who was passed out, his pants were down, and he was sleeping with "sick" all down his face, but with an odd smile, and critch found it very uncomfortable to sit, as if his ass was on fire.
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