Did HM start a business?

[Gary Gorski]

Was going through my spam to make sure nothing legit got sent there and found this...

Subject : How To Use Cocky & Funny Humor To Attract Women

***QUESTION***

"Hi,

I bought your book and its been money well spent
as far as I'm concerned. The email/phone approach
works like magic; I have never, ever gotten a
phone number in a bar before, and now I can! Also
the "are you touching me" line you mention in your
book is a real winner. And all the general advice
about body language, attitude, its all working.

So now I'm wondering if you can provide some
advanced know-how. The sort of girls I like are
the blonde, high-maintenance "Los Angeles" looking
babes, and they seem to be the hardest for me to
succeed with. Any suggestions on what I should be
doing to attract them? What look I need to have,
methods of approach, things to say, whatever...

(To explain where I'm coming from, I'm tall
(6'2"), thin but cut, average looking, run my own
business and make good money. I try to be both
funny and arrogant but am usually more funny than
arrogant. My style is goatee, black turtleneck,
khakis, black loafers.)

Thanks in advance for any extra tips you can
provide!

A."

>MY COMMENTS:

Lease a Mercedes 500SL, get a big gold chain,
pretend to be a big-time producer, and make
references to your "connection".

The problem with the type of woman that you're
describing is that WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE
THIS IN REAL LIFE. EVERY ONE OF THESE WOMEN IS
TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING! And it's
usually something like, oh, self esteem,
insecurity, lack of attention from a father
figure, a neurotic need for approval... you get
the picture.

If you want a fake woman, then be a fake man.

Your other option, of course, is to TURN UP THE
MAGIC COCKY+FUNNY FORMULA TO THE MAX. You're going
to have to see her fake beauty and raise her an
arrogant attitude unseen since Ali.

Try it. If it isn't working, turn it up. You're
probably asking for trouble, but since you
asked...


***QUESTION***

"Hi, this maybe a dumb question but what does
"cocky" mean and can you provide me some examples.

Thanks,

R."

>MY COMMENTS:

The formula is:

COCKY+FUNNY

Cocky alone is not attractive. Arrogance repels
people like bad breath. But a FUNNY arrogance...
Ahhh, that's the stuff that miracles are made of.

The cocky man says "You are acting like a
little girl, and it's annoying me."

The cocky+FUNNY man says "If you keep acting
like a brat I'm going to spank you like a red-
headed step- child." (The usual response is
"Ooohhh, be careful, I might like that.) No,
really.

A cocky+funny man is always on the lookout for
an opportunity to show off his arrogant humor.

She gives a compliment on the clothing...
Cocky+Funny Man says:

"I just met you and you're already starting
with the compliments. Look, I'm not going home
with you. I'm not that easy."

I've just placed a pearl of wisdom before you.
If I were you, I'd pick it up, look at it from
many angles, and improvise variations. This is
magic waiting to happen.

Buy the book,blah,blah,blah....

[Samdari]

At the time of the thread in question, it could be shown much of his "wisdom" was paraphrased from sources readily available (for free, for God's sake don't pay) on the internet. He could explain that away as others sharing the same good ideas (after all, this is a strategy that is guaranteed to work, of course others have used it successfully). You choose which explanation you like best.

[duckman]

Originally Posted by Samdari

At the time of the thread in question, it could be shown much of his "wisdom" was paraphrased from sources readily available (for free, for God's sake don't pay) on the internet. He could explain that away as others sharing the same good ideas (after all, this is a strategy that is guaranteed to work, of course others have used it successfully). You choose which explanation you like best.

You just have to ruin it for the rest of us.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by duckman

You just have to ruin it for the rest of us.

If you keep acting like a brat I'm going to have to spank you like a red-headed waterfowl-man. :o

[Samdari]

Originally Posted by duckman

You just have to ruin it for the rest of us.

The idea that he cheated (plagiarized) even on his blanket advice on how to be more studly is not fun for you? I found that perhaps even more amusing than him espousing the C&F approach when there was some possibility of it credibly working for him.

[sachmo71]

I hope they don't find out that Kyle is Hornsmaniac. Then he'll really be in trouble.

[kcchief19]

Nah, I'm sure that was full HM -- no crib sheets for that man on being cocky and funny. Don't forget, he also posted IM exchanges with "women" showing how his cocky and funny strategy worked.

And $5,000 furs were more HM things; no leasing a Mercedes for him.

[Samdari]

Originally Posted by kcchief19

Don't forget, he also posted IM exchanges with "women" showing how his cocky and funny strategy worked.

These were eerily similar to some posted on some "advice for scoring women" website, hence the plagiarism accusations.

[Joe]

I thought he was in the asshole business?

[Airhog]

I didnt know that HM made hotdogs