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Old 05-28-2005, 05:28 PM   #1
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OT: Ladies .. Listen up.. This is not appealing

Driving to work this morning, I was stopped at a light. I look over and there is a girl, who wasn't that bad looking, proceeding to put a wad of chew in her UPPER LIP!

Now, I've never experienced chew, but playing hockey as long as I have, I know lots of people who do it. For those wondering about why its so disgusting to put it up top, it's because you have to lose all feeling basically of its effects in your bottom lip.

This girl is effectivley HIT.

If you're a girl, don't do chew ... I'd rather see vagasil on your dashboard.

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Old 05-28-2005, 05:53 PM   #2
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I'd rather see vagasil on your dashboard.

Oh if I had a nickel...
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:24 PM   #3
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Oh if I had a nickel...

Wow, prices really dropped.
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:32 PM   #4
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Great. Now the 4 girls that read this board will finally cut it out with the chew.
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:40 PM   #5
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i think its sexy
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Old 05-28-2005, 06:58 PM   #6
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i think its sexy

I get the feeling that you just write things a lot of the time for the shock of seeing the name "George W Bush" next to the comment.
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Old 05-28-2005, 07:20 PM   #7
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no, never
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Old 05-28-2005, 09:38 PM   #8
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I can't even feel attracted to a girl who drinks beer...
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Old 05-28-2005, 09:41 PM   #9
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As far as I'm concerned, it goes the other way, too.
I have no desire to kiss a man who's been dipping. EW EW EW EW EW. The smell, the taste. It's just as gross (and in some respects grosser than) as kissing a smoker.

EW EW EW EW EW.

No tobacco users for this girl.

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Old 05-28-2005, 09:42 PM   #10
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I can't even feel attracted to a girl who drinks beer...

Uhhh, you're from WISCONSIN!

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Old 05-28-2005, 10:42 PM   #11
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Uhhh, you're from WISCONSIN!


Well, no matter what your standards, the pickings here are pretty slim.
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Old 05-29-2005, 10:28 PM   #12
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Hey my boyfriend thinks I am hot stuff when i dip... he also likes my yellow teeth and back hair too, though. :-)
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Old 05-30-2005, 06:23 PM   #13
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male or female, it is a NASTY habit
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Old 05-30-2005, 08:26 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle
Driving to work this morning, I was stopped at a light. I look over and there is a girl, who wasn't that bad looking, proceeding to put a wad of chew in her UPPER LIP!

Now, I've never experienced chew, but playing hockey as long as I have, I know lots of people who do it. For those wondering about why its so disgusting to put it up top, it's because you have to lose all feeling basically of its effects in your bottom lip.

This girl is effectivley HIT.

If you're a girl, don't do chew ... I'd rather see vagasil on your dashboard.

I been around hockey a long time, or used to be around hockey, as a player first, then a referee, then in adult leagues and I've never ever seen a guy chew tobacco. Is it that frequent among hockey players?

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Old 05-30-2005, 09:28 PM   #15
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I been around hockey a long time, or used to be around hockey, as a player first, then a referee, then in adult leagues and I've never ever seen a guy chew tobacco. Is it that frequent among hockey players?

FM

Around here (I'm from Michigan) it is amongst Junior players. My buddy plays for Sarnia and said pretty much everyone on his team dips before a game. I am thinking its not just isolated.
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