When Can A Drug Smuggler Be Considered Hot?

Grid Iron · 05-06-2005, 02:29 PM

Best looking drug smuggler I've ever seen:

hxxp://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Schapelle%20Corby&c=news_photos

Although I read she had the drugs in her luggage, I like to imagine she stashed the dope in a body cavity. . . And I'm the customs inspector!

Klinglerware · 05-06-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Grid Iron

Although I read she had the drugs in her luggage, I like to imagine she stashed the dope in a body cavity. . . And I'm the customs inspector!

Would you still be the Ice Cream Man?

Flasch186 · 05-06-2005, 02:33 PM

Ill bet she and her Girlfriends used to think the movie Brokedown Palace was cool....not so much anymore eh?

albionmoonlight · 05-06-2005, 02:35 PM

She seems too serious for my taste. I mean, she might be facing life in a Southeast Asian prison, but that doesn't mean that she can't smile once or twice.

Always crying as she vainly tries to explain her innocence to the court through translators? Quite the turnoff.

Flasch186 · 05-06-2005, 02:53 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid, i mean cant you buy some hash there? why risk the airport security...stupid. addict.

hhiipp · 05-06-2005, 03:34 PM

She could be on Comedy central, Schapelle Show.

Senator · 05-06-2005, 06:02 PM

Expect a call from my lawyers. I trademarked the phrase you have edited back when we had 10,000 views.

Schmidty · 05-06-2005, 06:17 PM

Yuck. She's fugly. REALLY bad skin, which is something I can't deal with.

Comey · 05-06-2005, 09:24 PM

I've seen MUCH better drug smugglers.

stevew · 05-06-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Yuck. She's fugly. REALLY bad skin, which is something I can't deal with.

Dude, shes been in a southeast asian woman's prison for the past month, you dont know where that face has been.

weinstein7 · 05-06-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Dude, shes been in a southeast asian woman's prison for the past month, you dont know where that face has been.

Katie Holmes? What?

TLK · 05-07-2005, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by weinstein7

Katie Holmes? What?

Drug Smuggler after a month in prison > Katie Holmes

Joe · 05-07-2005, 01:53 PM

we're hxxping links to yahoo now?

Ben E Lou · 05-07-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

we're hxxping links to yahoo now?

Don't have to, but some people hxxp every link.

vex · 05-07-2005, 02:01 PM

From the site:

Indonesian prosecutors sought a life sentence for Australian woman Schapelle Corby, pictured, on trial for allegedly smuggling a large quantity of marijuana onto the resort island of Bali.

chinaski · 05-27-2005, 10:15 AM

Time to boycott Bali. They refused the prisoner transfer and sentenced her to 20 years.

Subby · 05-27-2005, 10:35 AM

Nate Newton is hotter than this...

Flasch186 · 05-27-2005, 10:38 AM

no offense...butthis is why Im not leaving the country. We have Vegas, even the Bahamas (i know) but why go over there. Lets say shes rigth and it is a drug smuggling ring...well thanks for exposing it, cuz my ass is not going to Bali!!!

Subby · 05-27-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

well thanks for exposing it, cuz my ass is not going to Bali!!!

Detachable asses are the tits.

CraigSca · 05-27-2005, 11:34 AM

What the hell is a beauty consultant?

judicial clerk · 05-27-2005, 11:59 AM

What was that movie with Juaquin phoenix and the guy from swingers and Anne heche? That was a pretty good movie.

moriarty · 05-27-2005, 12:03 PM

Well I'm guessing there are better pictures than this out there, b/c this one just doesn't do it for me.

Suicane75 · 05-27-2005, 12:05 PM

The only google hit for "Sexy drug smuggler" was this,

moriarty · 05-27-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

The only google hit for "Sexy drug smuggler" was this,

I'd hit 'em.

Karlifornia · 05-27-2005, 03:38 PM

Why is this news here? I mean, yeah Bali is fucking nuts to even consider the death penalty over some harmless pot, but the only reason we are seeing any news about this here is because she's white.

EDIT-Actually, even worse...she's "white and trapped in a non-white country". That's always the real heartwrencher.

judicial clerk · 05-27-2005, 03:41 PM

I just read the story on AOL. I don't believe that she was the innocent victim in a drug smuggling ring. i think she tried to bring a bunch of weed into Indonesia against their rules.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. That is what I always say. it is also one of the reasons I don't do a lot of crimes. Especially in Bali.

Desnudo · 05-27-2005, 05:26 PM

You're pretty fucking dumb to try and smuggle drugs into any country that will put you to death for it.

What was that movie about the three guys in Thailand that had to face charges?

maximus · 05-27-2005, 08:40 PM

Schapelle Corby is not pretty at all.....

maximus · 05-27-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by maximus

Schapelle Corby is not pretty at all.....

...besides she's only supposed to be 27 yrs old?! She looks like she's 50.

05-06-2005, 02:33 PM	#3
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05-06-2005, 02:53 PM	#5
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid, i mean cant you buy some hash there? why risk the airport security...stupid. addict. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

05-06-2005, 06:02 PM	#7
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05-06-2005, 06:17 PM	#8
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05-06-2005, 09:24 PM	#9
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05-06-2005, 02:35 PM	#4
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	She seems too serious for my taste. I mean, she might be facing life in a Southeast Asian prison, but that doesn't mean that she can't smile once or twice. Always crying as she vainly tries to explain her innocence to the court through translators? Quite the turnoff.

05-06-2005, 03:34 PM	#6
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	She could be on Comedy central, Schapelle Show.

05-07-2005, 01:53 PM	#13
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	we're hxxping links to yahoo now?

05-07-2005, 02:01 PM	#15
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	From the site: Indonesian prosecutors sought a life sentence for Australian woman Schapelle Corby, pictured, on trial for allegedly smuggling a large quantity of marijuana onto the resort island of Bali.

05-27-2005, 10:15 AM	#16
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	Time to boycott Bali. They refused the prisoner transfer and sentenced her to 20 years.

05-27-2005, 10:35 AM	#17
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Nate Newton is hotter than this... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 05-27-2005 at 10:37 AM.

05-27-2005, 10:38 AM	#18
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	no offense...butthis is why Im not leaving the country. We have Vegas, even the Bahamas (i know) but why go over there. Lets say shes rigth and it is a drug smuggling ring...well thanks for exposing it, cuz my ass is not going to Bali!!! __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

05-27-2005, 11:34 AM	#20
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05-27-2005, 11:59 AM	#21
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	What was that movie with Juaquin phoenix and the guy from swingers and Anne heche? That was a pretty good movie.

05-27-2005, 12:03 PM	#22
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Well I'm guessing there are better pictures than this out there, b/c this one just doesn't do it for me.

05-27-2005, 12:05 PM	#23
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	The only google hit for "Sexy drug smuggler" was this, Last edited by Suicane75 : 05-27-2005 at 12:06 PM.

05-27-2005, 03:38 PM	#25
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Why is this news here? I mean, yeah Bali is fucking nuts to even consider the death penalty over some harmless pot, but the only reason we are seeing any news about this here is because she's white. EDIT-Actually, even worse...she's "white and trapped in a non-white country". That's always the real heartwrencher. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com Last edited by Karlifornia : 05-27-2005 at 03:47 PM.

05-27-2005, 03:41 PM	#26
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	I just read the story on AOL. I don't believe that she was the innocent victim in a drug smuggling ring. i think she tried to bring a bunch of weed into Indonesia against their rules. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. That is what I always say. it is also one of the reasons I don't do a lot of crimes. Especially in Bali.

05-27-2005, 05:26 PM	#27
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	You're pretty fucking dumb to try and smuggle drugs into any country that will put you to death for it. What was that movie about the three guys in Thailand that had to face charges?

05-27-2005, 08:40 PM	#28
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Schapelle Corby is not pretty at all.....

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