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Old 04-26-2005, 04:58 AM   #1
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I can't believe somebody researched this :penis study

I guess this should make Italians and Americans happy well at leats their wives and girl friends. I can't believe scientists were paid to study this and who would want to be the assistant who had to measure dicks in the first?

Link work safe:penis size among ethinicities


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Old 04-26-2005, 07:21 AM   #2
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The problem with a study like that is you need volunteers. And how many guys with small ones are going to volunteer to be measured?

And why would they mesaure them flacid? Measuring it flacid doesn't seem to be as reliable as measuring erect. And who really cares how big it is when flacid anyway??
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:28 AM   #3
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Wait...you can't believe that the Chinese would want to dispel the myth about penis size?

I don't know the pros and cons of measuring flaccid vs. erect. Is there a correlation that would make the measurements indistinguishable? I don't know; I can't say I've ever tried it or given much thought to it.

The only interesting thing to come out of this is the suggestion that men with higher BMI's tend to have shorter penises. I think conventional wisdom (and by that, I mean guys talking about this stuff on messageboards) was that the fatter you get, the fatter your penis becomes. I think most men assumed an increase in width, if not length, but certainly not a decrease in size.
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:36 AM   #4
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Ron Jeremy proves the study false.
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:38 AM   #5
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Do they know about "shrinkage?"
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Old 04-26-2005, 07:41 AM   #6
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Ron Jeremy proves the study false.

Never know. What if the study was true and Ron Jeremy was thin? Be strappin it to his ankle...
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:11 AM   #7
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And who really cares how big it is when flacid anyway??

I know I don't!!!!
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:17 AM   #8
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I know I don't!!!!


Sure you do. Bigger flacid means bigger...
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:21 AM   #9
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"The study did not measure the penises when they were erect."

So they don't account for "growers"?
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Old 04-26-2005, 09:49 AM   #10
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I call shenanigans. Come on, everyone knows when they are not erect that they vary in size! The only way to do it right is erect!
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Old 04-26-2005, 09:53 AM   #11
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Maybe that study was done, and they didn't like the outcome.
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Old 04-26-2005, 09:57 AM   #12
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Maybe that study was done, and they didn't like the outcome.

I shudder to think how they got study participants erect.
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Old 04-26-2005, 10:00 AM   #13
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I shudder to think how they got study participants erect.

"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."



While attempting to dispel the myth that westerners' sexual ability is better.
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Old 04-26-2005, 01:30 PM   #14
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CMs, what the hell are those?
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Old 04-26-2005, 03:35 PM   #15
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I feel like less of a man after reading this....
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Old 04-26-2005, 05:33 PM   #16
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These numbers can't be correct. i have never seen such small peepees and weewees.
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