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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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I did it!
 I got cable.
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03-01-2005, 03:32 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Welcome to the world of Law and Order on 57 times every night.
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03-01-2005, 03:35 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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I thought you were gonna say you managed to give yourself oral gratification.
THEN i would be impressed 
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. Last edited by bbor : 03-01-2005 at 03:35 PM. |
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03-01-2005, 03:45 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I think you've gone too far...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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03-01-2005, 03:46 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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in 1984 |
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03-01-2005, 03:55 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Bastard.
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03-01-2005, 03:56 PM
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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03-01-2005, 04:12 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Don't be bitter. Your parents have cable, right? |
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03-01-2005, 04:16 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Now get TIVO |
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03-01-2005, 04:16 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Dragging that cable behind the carrier all over the Pacific must be a real bitch.
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03-01-2005, 04:23 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Let us know when you have a microwave oven.
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03-01-2005, 04:30 PM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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I call it Nixie.
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 03-01-2005 at 04:30 PM. |
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03-01-2005, 04:30 PM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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Gah! I should have thought of that!
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
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03-01-2005, 04:38 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: back in Nebraska (for a couple years)
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Get the ATI HDTV capture card for your PC and then I'll be impressed.
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03-01-2005, 04:57 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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True, but that only helps me out 2/7 of the time. |
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03-01-2005, 04:59 PM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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Did you just tell me to get AFN?
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
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03-01-2005, 05:19 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Don't rock the soda machine!
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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03-01-2005, 05:20 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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You have 7 parents? And 2 of them have cable? Weird. |
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03-01-2005, 05:22 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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according to this week's Entertainment Weekly, the L&O franchise generated 1 BILLION dollars in ad revenue LAST YEAR. that stat really freaks me out.
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03-01-2005, 06:08 PM
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FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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My first show: Dukes of Hazzard.
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03-01-2005, 06:14 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Cable TV
by Al Yankovic Lyrics: I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in And now I got cable TV And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean Midget wrestling on channel three It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em Yeah, but that's all right with me I got cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network The news and weather from Peru I got celebrity hockey The Racketball Channel too Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta Mr. Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs The kind you just can't get for free Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'Cause there's just so much for me to see On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV(Cable TV) Well, if you need to find me You know where I'll be Watchin' my cable TV, yeah Watchin' my cable TV 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV My friends are gettin' kinda worried They think I'm turning into some kinda freak Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's Twenty-seven times this week On my cable TV (Cable TV) Cable TV (Cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah I need my cable TV Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV) Got to have cable TV (TV) Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV) Can't live without my cable TV (TV) Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV) I've got to have my cable TV I said cable TV, yeah (TV) Got to have cable TV
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03-01-2005, 06:15 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I bought a bourgeois house in the Hollywood hills With a truckload of hundred thousand dollar bills Man came by to hook up my cable TV We settled in for the night my baby and me We switched 'round and 'round 'til half-past dawn There was fifty-seven channels and nothin' on Well now home entertainment was my baby's wish So I hopped into town for a satellite dish I tied it to the top of my Japanese car I came home and I pointed it out into the stars A message came back from the great beyond There's fifty-seven channels and nothin' on Well we might'a made some friends with some billionaires We might'a got all nice and friendly If we'd made it upstairs All I got was a note that said "Bye-bye John Our love is fifty-seven channels and nothin' on" So I bought a .44 magnum it was solid steel cast And in the blessed name of Elvis well I just let it blast 'Til my TV lay in pieces there at my feet And they busted me for disturbin' the almighty peace Judge said "What you got in your defense son?" "Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on" I can see by your eyes friend you're just about gone Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on... Fifty-seven channels and nothin' |
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03-01-2005, 07:14 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Cable? What's next? Telephone service or are you going to try for running water
 SI
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03-01-2005, 07:21 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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SI didn't give me props for the Weird Al song...
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03-01-2005, 07:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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the wife and I watched the first episode the other night. was a bit surprised at a few things - mostly that the voiceovers while they were in the car were very stupid and also that the show seemed to have a little more "adult" slant. almost like they made this show, then realized it was just 7 year old boys watching it and then dumbed it down as the series went on. or maybe I think about Dukes of Hazzard too much
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03-01-2005, 07:41 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I watched an show on CMT the other day about the Dukes and basically what you're saying is true. The first few episodes were a lot more adult, but when they realized that they were a hit with kids they decided on no blood, no sex, and no faux cussing. On of the early shows had to do with a "mobile home madame", something they wouldn't have done later in the series... Edit: I also learned that the early episodes were filmed in Conyers, something I never knew. Of course, I probably heard that before but never paid attention until I started coming here...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 03-01-2005 at 07:42 PM. |
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03-01-2005, 07:53 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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wow, I was right! the first episode involved an orphanage, and there was a joke about one of the brothers probably having a couple of kids there. tacky in any light, but it hit me there that that joke would not have been on later shows. I even noticed that the air horn was different - in this episode, it was just recorded live...later on, it must have been added on post production, because it was much clearer. also, I saw where they filmed Dukes. No idea where I was - it was a Cub Scout trip to pan for gold or something. but here we were driving up in these hills and suddenly we drive by a General Lee sitting by the side of the road. And then another one...and another...and another. Don't remember how many versions of the car there were, but it was kind of disheartening to discover that there wasn't just one. Also could see the town off in the distance. Didn't really see anything exciting filmed - just a police car driving down a road or something, but still quite a thrill
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