02-25-2005, 10:10 AM | #1 | ||
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Anyone read page 2 on ESPN?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...e=caple/050224
Caple had a few good ones in today's column. Here's a sample: "Wednesday was RHP Bronson Arroyo's day to insult Yankees 3B Alex Rodriguez. Arroyo told reporters that Rodriguez never replaces the toilet paper roll when it runs out, drinks milk right out of the carton without pouring it into a glass and talks on his cell phone while he drives" "RHP Kris Benson's wife, Anna, repeated that she would sleep with all the Mets if her husband cheated on her, but says she's drawing the line at Mr. Met and RHP Pedro Martinez's friend, Nelson de la Rosa" "LHP Randy Johnson threw 20 minutes of batting practice, gutted a photographer with a slingblade and got in his running" Last edited by Arles : 02-25-2005 at 10:10 AM. |
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02-25-2005, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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Yeah- those were gold. I liked the Leo Mazzone line: "Pitching coach Leo Mazzone picked up two hitchhikers on his way to the ballpark one morning, and by noon had taught them how to hit 90 on the radar gun and throw curveballs that roll off the table. They are expected to crack the rotation and win 15 games apiece."
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