Hillary Duff is a dirty little whore

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 12:06 AM

OK, so this is almost certainly fake, but it's funny as hell...

GoldenEagle · 02-03-2005, 12:07 AM

If I was a female, I would carry condoms in my purse as well. Safe sex is a good thing. Right, JeeberD?

stevew · 02-03-2005, 12:08 AM

At least she believes in safe sex!

Suicane75 · 02-03-2005, 12:09 AM

A dirty little whore takes it bareback, she takes it on her face and on her funjugs.
A dirty little whore doesn't wear pants. A dirty little whore doesn't do guys who look like that. A dirty little whore does guys who look like Ron Jeremy and a dirty little whore enjoys it.

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I'd hit it.

Word

sovereignstar · 02-03-2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Suicane is a dirty little whore

Agreed.

GoldenEagle · 02-03-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Word

I am glad we agree.

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 12:29 AM

So, uh, how much is it worth to ya?

Suicane75 · 02-03-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Agreed.

I'm going to shit in your mouth.

sovereignstar · 02-03-2005, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I'm going to shit in your mouth.

Inconceivable.

Pyser · 02-03-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I'd hit it.

damnit. now i want a hamburger.

GoSeahawks · 02-03-2005, 12:57 AM

no diggity

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 02-03-2005, 12:59 AM

true.

TLK · 02-03-2005, 02:57 AM

I'd hit it, and then brag to the board..... wait... is she 18 yet????

tategter · 02-03-2005, 09:47 AM

What else can you expect from a girl who walks around with a see-through purse, her underwear showing, and hangs-out with a guy who hasn't washed his hair in a month and has a shoelace tied around his neck.

FrogMan · 02-03-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by tategter

What else can you expect from a girl who walks around with a see-through purse, her underwear showing, and hangs-out with a guy who hasn't washed his hair in a month and has a shoelace tied around his neck.

ROFL!!!

FM

astrosfan64 · 02-03-2005, 10:23 AM

You guys really need to grow up.

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 10:29 AM

Ok "astrosfan64".

It's just a baseball team, fella.

sovereignstar · 02-03-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by astrosfan64

You guys really need to grow up.

LOL

Is this guy for real? Are you my Ethics professor?

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 10:32 AM

Maybe he's Duff's dad? She is from Houston, after all...

VPI97 · 02-03-2005, 10:35 AM

I like Hillary Duff...she had lunch with my wife and daughter last year.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-03-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

I'd hit it, and then brag to the board..... wait... is she 18 yet????

Nope. Doesn't turn 18 until late September.

sovereignstar · 02-03-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

I'd hit it, and then brag to the board..... wait... is she 18 yet????

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Originally Posted by JIMG

Nope. Doesn't turn 18 until late September.

Ben E Lou · 02-03-2005, 10:59 AM

Who is Hillary Duff? (serious question)

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 11:00 AM

Teenybopper actress (mostly Disney stuff) and wannabe popstar...

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 11:00 AM

She invented Duff beer.

Ben E Lou · 02-03-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Teenybopper actress (mostly Disney stuff) and wannabe popstar...

Gotcha. Movies or TV?

gottimd · 02-03-2005, 11:02 AM

I give it at most 3 years before she has a sex tape out on the internet.

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

Gotcha. Movies or TV?

Mostly TV I think, but her Disney show got made into a movie (Lizzie Maguire)

http://imdb.com/name/nm0240381/

Oops, and I misspelled her name. Only one L...

gottimd · 02-03-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

She invented Duff beer.

Ben E Lou · 02-03-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Mostly TV I think, but her Disney show got made into a movie (Lizzie Maguire)

http://imdb.com/name/nm0240381/

Oops, and I misspelled her name. Only one L...

Thanks for the link. Just making sure I wasn't missing someone significant in teen culture. Based on that movie list, sounds like our middle school girls' leaders need to know who she is.

SunDancer · 02-03-2005, 11:21 AM

Doesnt she start cat-fights with every other singer/acteress?

astrosfan64 · 02-03-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

LOL

Is this guy for real? Are you my Ethics professor?

No, i just feel sorry for a bunch of grown men who need to make nasty comments about a young teenage girl.

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by astrosfan64

No, i just feel sorry for a bunch of grown men who need to make nasty comments about a young teenage girl.

Cleary you've come to the wrong forum then. Turn in your kleenex box.

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 12:01 PM

Damn, proof that it's fake. There goes that fantasy...

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 12:01 PM

man that's a big ass

moriarty · 02-03-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by VPI97

I like Hillary Duff...she had lunch with my wife and daughter last year.

Dude your wife is hot.

LionsFan10 · 02-03-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Dude your wife is hot.

HAR!

CraigSca · 02-03-2005, 12:20 PM

I think the fact that it was a single condom should have been a dead giveaway.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-03-2005, 12:29 PM

Yes. Clearly any woman who walks around with a condem in her purse is a dirty whore. Clearly.

Fucking neanderthals...

cuervo72 · 02-03-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Clearly any woman who walks around with a condem in her purse is a dirty whore. Clearly.

Fucking neanderthals...

I really hope that at 17, my daughter won't have a need for one...

(if she's not locked up in my basement)

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

I really hope that at 17, my daughter won't have a need for one...that I know of.

there ya go.

CamEdwards · 02-03-2005, 12:38 PM

if my 17 year old daughter needs a condom... then her boyfriend needs a pair of shoes that's going to help him run really fast.

sterlingice · 02-03-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

She invented Duff beer.

No, no. That's gotta be this guy:

(in Duffman voice): "That's right, Duffman"

SI

GoldenEagle · 02-03-2005, 12:51 PM

It pretty obvious that the image has been photoshoped. It it was really there it would be at the bottom of the purse instead of floating is purse sapce.

sovereignstar · 02-03-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Clearly any woman who walks around with a condem in her purse is a dirty whore. Clearly.

Fucking neanderthals...

Let the records indicate that I called Suicane a whore and not Hilary Duff.

cuervo72 · 02-03-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

if my 17 year old daughter needs a condom... then her boyfriend needs a pair of shoes that's going to help him run really fast.

And maybe some kevlar.

primelord · 02-03-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Fucking neanderthals...

Heh the lack of Detroit hockey seems to be eating away at HB.

JeeberD · 02-03-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Yes. Clearly any woman who walks around with a condem in her purse is a dirty whore. Clearly.

Fucking neanderthals...

Wow, everyone is taking stuff so seriously today...

rkmsuf · 02-03-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Wow, everyone is taking Duff so seriously today...

like yah.

02-03-2005, 12:07 AM	#2
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JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Maybe he's Duff's dad? She is from Houston, after all... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	At least she believes in safe sex!

02-03-2005, 12:09 AM	#4
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	A dirty little whore takes it bareback, she takes it on her face and on her funjugs. A dirty little whore doesn't wear pants. A dirty little whore doesn't do guys who look like that. A dirty little whore does guys who look like Ron Jeremy and a dirty little whore enjoys it.

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GoSeahawks High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olympia, Wa	no diggity

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TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I'd hit it, and then brag to the board..... wait... is she 18 yet????

02-03-2005, 09:47 AM	#15
tategter High School JV Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida Swampland	What else can you expect from a girl who walks around with a see-through purse, her underwear showing, and hangs-out with a guy who hasn't washed his hair in a month and has a shoelace tied around his neck.

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astrosfan64 College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2004	You guys really need to grow up.

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JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Teenybopper actress (mostly Disney stuff) and wannabe popstar... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	She invented Duff beer. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	Doesnt she start cat-fights with every other singer/acteress?

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JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Damn, proof that it's fake. There goes that fantasy... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	It pretty obvious that the image has been photoshoped. It it was really there it would be at the bottom of the purse instead of floating is purse sapce. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014 Last edited by GoldenEagle : 02-03-2005 at 12:51 PM.

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