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Chic Muscleman Claims He's Forced To Wear USA Logo On His Bottom
Chic Muscleman Claims He's Forced To Wear USA Logo On His Bottom TUCKER -- A Tucker youth worker who wears a bikini as part of his religion said he was ordered to put a Stars and Stripes logo on his underwear. Ben E. Lou said he reluctantly put the flag on his bottom after SWMBO said he would be demoted to sleeping on the sofa. SkyDog said he's worn his undies for 25 years while working as a moderator, but in the last year his underwear caught the attention of FOFC members. He is involved in a federal civil lawsuit to get the board to allow his tighty-whities. The lawsuit revolves around religious freedom versus workplace uniformity. A spokesman for FOFC said the agency requires its employees to wear speedos that have been approved. SkyDog said he will continue to wear the Stars and Stripes, because if he's reassigned he would not be able to get SWMBO to maintain eye contact. Four FOFC members are suing the board because they are made to wear socks with ants in them. © 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Last edited by Franklinnoble : 01-06-2005 at 07:05 PM. |
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01-06-2005, 07:06 PM | #2 |
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dola... for some reason, I recalled the undies having a Union Jack... edited for clarity.
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01-06-2005, 07:06 PM | #3 |
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Okay, I don't know how well this will be received overall, but it made me laugh
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01-06-2005, 07:10 PM | #4 |
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BANNED!!!
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01-06-2005, 07:31 PM | #5 | |
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01-06-2005, 08:09 PM | #6 |
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Good job!
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01-07-2005, 10:15 AM | #7 |
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Thanks.
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01-07-2005, 10:18 AM | #8 |
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yay! i thought that pic had been lost forever.
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01-07-2005, 11:33 AM | #9 |
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That post was mahvelous.
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Nah... I made sure to have it saved on my server, where it will remain for all time. At least as long as I keep paying the hosting company... |
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