Shirt on Backwards

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 09:18 AM

I came to work with my shirt on backwards today. Thankfully I noticed it before too many people saw, but should I be concerned that my wife let me leave the house that way? Does she have my back anymore, or is she hoping that I suffer a little public humiliation?

cuervo72 · 01-06-2005, 09:23 AM

I have on multiple occasions gone to work with a sheet of fabric softener inside my shirt.

At least I smelled springtime fresh.

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I came to work with my shirt on backwards today. Thankfully I noticed it before too many people saw, but should I be concerned that my wife let me leave the house that way? Does she have my back anymore, or is she hoping that I suffer a little public humiliation?

didn't you figure it out when you were reaching behind you to button up the shirt?

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

I have on multiple occasions gone to work with a sheet of fabric softener inside my shirt.

At least I smelled springtime fresh.

Dear god, I thought I was alone with that humiliation...

Samdari · 01-06-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

I came to work with my shirt on backwards today. Does she have my back anymore

You confused her. She thought she was supposed to have your front today.

Breeze · 01-06-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

didn't you figure it out when you were reaching behind you to button up the shirt?

Putting that tie on must have been a bitch.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-06-2005, 10:03 AM

My wife and co-workers let me work through a whole day without saying anything about 2 buttons being undone on my shirt (in the middle of the shirt.) I'm still not sure how I didn't notice til late in the day.

MizzouRah · 01-06-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Dear god, I thought I was alone with that humiliation...

Hahaha!! Me too! Mine always come out of my pants leg.

Todd

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

You confused her. She thought she was supposed to have your front today.

It's a pullover type thing. No buttons, and no tie.
I'm going to have a long talk with her tonight. I rely on her. I need her. She let me down.

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 10:31 AM

Back in high school, we had an associate band director who we let teach us the entire period before someone decided to tell her that she had tucked the back of her dress into her slip.

In college, we had an English professor who left his fly open, which was bad enough - except he was wearing a red sweater/shirt that was tucked in, and it shown through the hole like a strobe light, calling everyone's attention to his "wardrobe malfunction."

FTR, he took it much better than the band director when someone pointed it out after class.

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Back in high school, we had an associate band director who we let teach us the entire period before someone decided to tell her that she had tucked the back of her dress into her slip.

In college, we had an English professor who left his fly open, which was bad enough - except he was wearing a red sweater/shirt that was tucked in, and it shown through the hole like a strobe light, calling everyone's attention to his "wardrobe malfunction."

FTR, he took it much better than the band director when someone pointed it out after class.

Well their spouses/SOs let them down, too. They should be as hurt, bewildered, embarassed, and angry as I. Well, not the anger part. I need to work on that.

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 10:42 AM

The band director, I assume, had her problem coming out of the bathroom. Not sure what the English professor's problem was...maybe his daughter noticed, but stayed silent as a payback for the fact that he refused to own a TV.

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The band director, I assume, had her problem coming out of the bathroom. Not sure what the English professor's problem was...maybe his daughter noticed, but stayed silent as a payback for the fact that he refused to own a TV.

F'in elitist hippy professor.

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 10:45 AM

My wife is usually still in bed when I leave for work. But I'm a big boy, and I can usually dress myself in the morning.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-06-2005, 10:58 AM

About 10 years ago I was in such a rush to get to work I accidentally put on two different shoes. Luckily they were Chuck Taylor's, so I was able to say I meant to do it.

The other day I saw an unfortunate young man who was standing on the corner who had mistakenly placed his baseball cap on backwards. I felt like informing him of his mistake, but I knew how embarrased he would be and just couldn't let him hear it from a total stranger. I thought I'd let his friend tell him, as his friend was obviously so poor that the young man couldn't afford a belt to hold his pants up. His underwear was actually showing. Imagine how embarassed they would be if a total stranger noted their wardrobe discrepencies!

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

About 10 years ago I was in such a rush to get to work I accidentally put on two different shoes. Luckily they were Chuck Taylor's, so I was able to say I meant to do it.

The other day I saw an unfortunate young man who was standing on the corner who had mistakenly placed his baseball cap on backwards. I felt like informing him of his mistake, but I knew how embarrased he would be and just couldn't let him hear it from a total stranger. I thought I'd let his friend tell him, as his friend was obviously so poor that the young man couldn't afford a belt to hold his pants up. His underwear was actually showing. Imagine how embarassed they would be if a total stranger noted their wardrobe discrepencies!

Gold.

bbor · 01-06-2005, 11:10 AM

Lucky for you today is wear your shirt backwards day

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-06-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Back in high school, we had an associate band director who we let teach us the entire period before someone decided to tell her that she had tucked the back of her dress into her slip.

In college, we had an English professor who left his fly open, which was bad enough - except he was wearing a red sweater/shirt that was tucked in, and it shown through the hole like a strobe light, calling everyone's attention to his "wardrobe malfunction."

FTR, he took it much better than the band director when someone pointed it out after class.

I had a HS Science Prof. who was completely colorblind. His wife dredded him everyday because he only saw shades of grey, like a B&W TV. You could hell when his wife was pissed at him, because he'd come in wearing colors that were completely off... (Pink tie, Green shirt, Burnt orange jacket)

I was at a karaoke bar one night and this woman at the next table was drunk & flirting with me. She got up and sang a song and sounded pretty good. When she sat back down she asked "What did you think?" I answered "You sounded great, but before singing again I would consider checking your fly." (light shirt showing thru black pants) Unfortunatly she zipped and left rather quickly.

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 11:31 AM

JeeberD · 01-06-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

Hahaha!! Me too! Mine always come out of my pants leg.

Todd

Ditto!

JeeberD · 01-06-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

The other day I saw an unfortunate young man who was standing on the corner who had mistakenly placed his baseball cap on backwards. I felt like informing him of his mistake, but I knew how embarrased he would be and just couldn't let him hear it from a total stranger.

Hey! There's nothing wrong with wearing a backwards cap...

LoneStarGirl · 01-06-2005, 11:48 AM

Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

I do that on purpose so that folks can check out my ass. Why deny them greatness? Well, hairy greatness.

MikeVic · 01-06-2005, 04:56 PM

Ahh good read. A couple of posts had me laughing out loud.

Loren · 01-06-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

holy crap thats funny, Ive never had that happen for a certain reason but I've had the experience of having to tell someone their skirt was stuck up in their pantyhose

soo hard to decide whether to tell or not.
I HAVE put on my shirt backwards before, ALWAYS check in the car now for the label being right. In school I found a pair of underwear had static cleaned themselves on the inside of my pants and were now deciding to make their appearance to everyone i knew in high school..

Draft Dodger · 01-06-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

mentally...yes.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

That statement assumes one wears panties.

Draft Dodger · 01-06-2005, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

That statement assumes one wears panties.

...and skirts.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 05:38 PM

I prefer bloomers actually.

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 05:47 PM

What's a bloomer?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

What's a bloomer?

http://www.bloomers4u.com/

cuervo72 · 01-06-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

What's a bloomer?

I was wondering what's static clean?

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

http://www.bloomers4u.com/

Yeah. That's hot.

I mean, like, in a sweaty, stinky sort of way.

LoneStarGirl · 01-06-2005, 06:37 PM

The word panties makes me gag. Thank you.

Draft Dodger · 01-06-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

The word panties makes me gag. Thank you.

but you started it

Franklinnoble · 01-06-2005, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

The word panties makes me gag. Thank you.

Goin' commando, are ya?

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Goin' commando, are ya?

GI Jane.

cuervo72 · 01-06-2005, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

The word panties makes me gag. Thank you.

Um, didn't you use it yourself in post #22?

(there's a Seinfeld reference to be had here too, people...)

Glengoyne · 01-06-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

I have on multiple occasions gone to work with a sheet of fabric softener inside my shirt.

At least I smelled springtime fresh.

There was a commedian who says that those sheets are how wives mark their territory.

cuervo72 · 01-06-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

There was a commedian who says that those sheets are how wives mark their territory.

Bah, my territory is like the moon. Visit it a few times, get bored, don't come back for 30 years.

GrantDawg · 01-06-2005, 09:01 PM

Thanks, Sach. My wife read this thread and now she is mad at me for you being mad at your wife.

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Thanks, Sach. My wife read this thread and now she is mad at me for you being mad at your wife.

Tell her I wasn't really mad...until she made dinner.

Buccaneer · 01-06-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

That statement assumes one wears panties.

Awww, now you made Shorty mess up his britches.

psychedelicate-girl · 01-06-2005, 09:18 PM

It's just my guilty conscience. I have let him out of the house in disarray many times. I just assume he will be all right.

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

That statement assumes one wears panties.

Odd, im still breathing yet i'm pretty sure my brain just exploded.

Loren · 01-06-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Odd, im still breathing yet i'm pretty sure my brain just exploded.

panties are literally a huge pain in the ass..always ridin up on you, soo you have to walk in front of your man to pull your wedgie out and stuff, and if you get the oter kind of panty those are made to sit IN your ass, they're all horrible. Buttt if i HAFTA wear em, boylegs are my preference..

i spend too much money on bras anyway to afford panties

Draft Dodger · 01-06-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

panties are literally a huge pain in the ass..always ridin up on you, soo you have to walk in front of your man to pull your wedgie out and stuff, and if you get the oter kind of panty those are made to sit IN your ass, they're all horrible. Buttt if i HAFTA wear em, boylegs are my preference..

i spend too much money on bras anyway to afford panties

can someone pick Suicane off the floor?

(I would, but I think I'm about to feint myself)

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

panties are literally a huge pain in the ass..always ridin up on you, soo you have to walk in front of your man to pull your wedgie out and stuff, and if you get the oter kind of panty those are made to sit IN your ass, they're all horrible. Buttt if i HAFTA wear em, boylegs are my preference..

i spend too much money on bras anyway to afford panties

I will not discuss panties with you. It can only go terribly bad. And I can't outrun a truck.

Loren · 01-06-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I will not discuss panties with you. It can only go terribly bad. And I can't outrun a truck.

GOODD..cuz im on my best behavior. HE wouldnt run anyone over, he prefers the whole watching men cry like little girls as he beats on you sort of thing

BESIDESS it's just an underwear discussion, im sure all us girls would be PERFECTLY fine finding out who the boxers, briefs or none applicable guys on here are

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

GOODD..cuz im on my best behavior. HE wouldnt run anyone over, he prefers the whole watching men cry like little girls as he beats on you sort of thing

BESIDESS it's just an underwear discussion, im sure all us girls would be PERFECTLY fine finding out who the boxers, briefs or none applicable guys on here are

I go commando.

01-06-2005, 10:03 AM	#7
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	My wife and co-workers let me work through a whole day without saying anything about 2 buttons being undone on my shirt (in the middle of the shirt.) I'm still not sure how I didn't notice til late in the day. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen. Last edited by Eaglesfan27 : 01-06-2005 at 10:05 AM.

01-06-2005, 10:31 AM	#10
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Back in high school, we had an associate band director who we let teach us the entire period before someone decided to tell her that she had tucked the back of her dress into her slip. In college, we had an English professor who left his fly open, which was bad enough - except he was wearing a red sweater/shirt that was tucked in, and it shown through the hole like a strobe light, calling everyone's attention to his "wardrobe malfunction." FTR, he took it much better than the band director when someone pointed it out after class. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-06-2005, 10:42 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The band director, I assume, had her problem coming out of the bathroom. Not sure what the English professor's problem was...maybe his daughter noticed, but stayed silent as a payback for the fact that he refused to own a TV. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-06-2005, 10:58 AM	#15
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	About 10 years ago I was in such a rush to get to work I accidentally put on two different shoes. Luckily they were Chuck Taylor's, so I was able to say I meant to do it. The other day I saw an unfortunate young man who was standing on the corner who had mistakenly placed his baseball cap on backwards. I felt like informing him of his mistake, but I knew how embarrased he would be and just couldn't let him hear it from a total stranger. I thought I'd let his friend tell him, as his friend was obviously so poor that the young man couldn't afford a belt to hold his pants up. His underwear was actually showing. Imagine how embarassed they would be if a total stranger noted their wardrobe discrepencies! __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-06-2005, 11:10 AM	#17
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Lucky for you today is wear your shirt backwards day __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

01-06-2005, 09:23 AM	#2
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I have on multiple occasions gone to work with a sheet of fabric softener inside my shirt. At least I smelled springtime fresh. __________________ null

01-06-2005, 10:45 AM	#14
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	My wife is usually still in bed when I leave for work. But I'm a big boy, and I can usually dress myself in the morning.

01-06-2005, 11:31 AM	#19
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA

01-06-2005, 11:48 AM	#22
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Yah I know! Don't you guys hate it when you are wearing a skirt and the back part of it gets stuck in your panties? I bet you've all gone through that with me.

01-06-2005, 04:56 PM	#24
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Ahh good read. A couple of posts had me laughing out loud.

01-06-2005, 05:38 PM	#29
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I prefer bloomers actually.

01-06-2005, 05:47 PM	#30
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	What's a bloomer?

01-06-2005, 06:37 PM	#34
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	The word panties makes me gag. Thank you.

01-06-2005, 09:01 PM	#41
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Thanks, Sach. My wife read this thread and now she is mad at me for you being mad at your wife. Last edited by GrantDawg : 01-06-2005 at 09:02 PM.

01-06-2005, 09:18 PM	#44
psychedelicate-girl n00b Join Date: Aug 2004	It's just my guilty conscience. I have let him out of the house in disarray many times. I just assume he will be all right. __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

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