New girl!!

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:15 PM

(as you can see, one of the nutty things is the computer sorts posts like Lucille Ball boxed choccolates in that episode of I Love Lucy)

Well, er.. welcome sportsfan13..

You've joined during..er... an interesting time. Fair warning, it's gonna get a bit nutty in here.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:15 PM

Hello everyone!! Since I'm new to the crew, I wanted to write a post to say hey to everyone! Now I can officially say I'm no longer a FOFC virgin! Actually, my boyfriend (Clevbrownsfan) has been a member for awhile now and I always enjoy when he emails me posts, so I finally decided to join up!

Samdari · 01-05-2005, 02:16 PM

You know, on the heels of the Pass/lurker bannings, you do realize this may be viewed with a grain of salt.

:eagerly waits to see where this post ends up:

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 02:16 PM

sometimes, timing is everything.

welcome aboard.

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 02:17 PM

are you by chance getting married?

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 02:18 PM

Pix, pls, k thx.

Ragone · 01-05-2005, 02:19 PM

Does Clebrownsfan know any professional dove trainers?

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

are you by chance getting married?

hahah! No, but I did have a chance to read the post for the couple that is getting married! Good for them!

korme · 01-05-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Now I can officially say I'm no longer a FOFC virgin!

i like it when you talk dirty like that

Lorena · 01-05-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

hahah! No, but I did have a chance to read the post for the couple that is getting married! Good for them!

I hate to break it to ya my sistah, but that was a hoax

GrantDawg · 01-05-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

sometimes, timing is everything.

welcome aboard.

Don't you mean "Welcome a broad."

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I hate to break it to ya my sistah, but that was a hoax

No, they are getting married. The hoax was Pass' denial of knowing her. They were just having some fun when SD put a stop to it.

Draft Dodger · 01-05-2005, 02:24 PM

i need to get me one of these "chick aliases". they seem like fun

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:24 PM

I'm having extreme difficulties getting my work computer to post a pic of me....

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

i need to get me one of these "chick aliases". they seem like fun

You mean, you're NOT Dodgerchick?

On second thought, that could have been SackAttack fairly easy..

(oh dear, I think I may have just lost Gamenikki privleges..

Hey Josh, FOF review just needs some editing, you'll have late tonight, don't kill me, k?)

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:28 PM

HAH! Beat you, double B-Or

bbor · 01-05-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

i need to get me one of these "chick aliases". they seem like fun

You're NOT a chick????!!!!

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 02:31 PM

Quick, put her in the box w/ Lurker ... just to see what happens.

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Quick, put her in the box w/ Lurker ... just to see what happens.

PLAY NICE with the newbie!

(and NO, you sickos, that doesn't mean what you want it to mean...

Pervert. :P

:o

)

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 02:34 PM

Welcome welcome. I'm known as the sexiest FOFCer around these parts.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:34 PM

I hate being the new girl....

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I hate being the new girl....

ah but you secretly love it.

Flasch186 · 01-05-2005, 02:36 PM

all this attention...just wait and itll go away and then youll beg for it back....in the meantime might I suggest a thread called "awkward" for your reading pleasure....it'll let you know a boat load about whats going on in my life.

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfan13, who's post is below mine due to this damn post order bug!!!

I don't know who lurker is, but I don't want to "get into the box" with him"

Him's a her, sportsfan13.. as I said, you showed up at an interesting time, through no fault of your own.

And "being in the box" is a FOFC-ism that means you've been suspended/banned for some offense against good conduct here in FOFC, it's "In the Penalty Box"

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by moriarty

Quick, put her in the box w/ Lurker ... just to see what happens.

Girl prison fantasy... mmmm...

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:36 PM

Not sure who Lurker is but I am sure that I don't want to "get in the box" with him....

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

ah but you secretly love it.

confession: yes, i do!! Who wouldn't?

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Girl prison fantasy... mmmm...

Umm....what.

SirFozzie · 01-05-2005, 02:40 PM

sportsfan13, read up a few posts, I explained it.

Lurker is another girl, being in the box=In the Penalty Box, it was a joke. One that turned out badly, but there it is.

I hope your BF explained that we're nice people, just that every now and then we haven't taken our medications and things get goofy.

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Not sure who Lurker is but I am sure that I don't want to "get in the box" with him....

Ah, sorry. Lurker we think is another girl ... or it could be someone with a bi-gender disorder called Pass ... who is now in the penalty box (can't post for 30 days). See the engaged thread for a full debrief.

Anyways, welcome aboard.

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 02:42 PM

As you can tell we don't get many new girls around here. Sometime you need to have a drow whip to keep these some of the people here in line.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 02:42 PM

Hey wait!! I'm new, and guess what? I'm a girl! Where is my thread?

Samdari · 01-05-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriarty

Ah, sorry. Lurker we think is another girl ... or it could be someone with a bi-gender disorder called Pass ... who is now in the penalty box (can't post for 30 days). See the engaged thread for a full debrief.

Anyways, welcome aboard.

Hehe, he said "debrief." To a girl, hehe, hehe.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Hey wait!! I'm new, and guess what? I'm a girl! Where is my thread?

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such posts as...

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Hey wait!! I'm new, and guess what? I'm a girl! Where is my thread?

At this point it's hard to tell man from woman from trout around here.

LoneStarGirl · 01-05-2005, 02:45 PM

I just thought the Girl in LoneStarGirl would give my gender away. I guess you boys aren't all that bright here huh?

gottimd · 01-05-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

I just thought the Girl in LoneStarGirl would give my gender away. I guess you boys aren't all that bright here huh?

A girl Troller?

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriarty

Ah, sorry. Lurker we think is another girl ... or it could be someone with a bi-gender disorder called Pass ... who is now in the penalty box (can't post for 30 days). See the engaged thread for a full debrief.

Anyways, welcome aboard.

I will have to check that one out...

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I will have to check that one out...

sorry, I meant the 'we're getting married thread', not to be confused with the 'post here if you're getting engaged' thread.

Noop · 01-05-2005, 02:47 PM

Can we have a thread of all the women on this board... along with how many of them are married to a FOFC'er... DodgerChick is married to Draft Dodger?

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

Hehe, he said "debrief." To a girl, hehe, hehe.

I'm going to go out on a limb from the posts I've read of yours and guess that you're a big fan of the ladies, Samdari.

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Can we have a thread of all the women on this board... along with how many of them are married to a FOFC'er... DodgerChick is married to Draft Dogder?

calm down, pumper.

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Umm....what.

You need to watch some B-movies with "women in prison" themes, I think...

Noop · 01-05-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

calm down, pumper.

Pfft... soggybottom...

sabotai · 01-05-2005, 02:50 PM

My only question is if who were the first twelve sportsfans and why don't they post here anymore.

sportsfan13 · 01-05-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

I just thought the Girl in LoneStarGirl would give my gender away. I guess you boys aren't all that bright here huh?

I wonder what gave your gender away, lonestarGIRL!!!!

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

I just thought the Girl in LoneStarGirl would give my gender away. I guess you boys aren't all that bright here huh?

Hey now, sometimes you have to hit us over the head with it.

Is it too much to ask to start your own thread saying 'New Girl from Texas'?

Just be sure it doesn't show up right before the whole just got married thread or people may question your authenticity.

Franklinnoble · 01-05-2005, 02:52 PM

hxxp://www.joebobbriggs.com/bmovieguide/images/concretejungle.jpg

** edited per Noop's astute camel-toe observation...

3ric · 01-05-2005, 02:52 PM

Now we only need Farrah and terpkristin in here.

moriarty · 01-05-2005, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Damn it... I think it would be cool to know who are the chicks and if so are they married to a FOFC'er...

Well it it helps Noop, I'm not a chick or married to an FOFC'er ... so back up.

01-05-2005, 02:15 PM	#2
sportsfan13 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Cleveland	New girl!! Hello everyone!! Since I'm new to the crew, I wanted to write a post to say hey to everyone! Now I can officially say I'm no longer a FOFC virgin! Actually, my boyfriend (Clevbrownsfan) has been a member for awhile now and I always enjoy when he emails me posts, so I finally decided to join up!

01-05-2005, 02:16 PM	#3
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	You know, on the heels of the Pass/lurker bannings, you do realize this may be viewed with a grain of salt. :eagerly waits to see where this post ends up: __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

01-05-2005, 02:16 PM	#4
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	sometimes, timing is everything. welcome aboard. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-05-2005, 02:17 PM	#5
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	are you by chance getting married? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

01-05-2005, 02:24 PM	#13
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	i need to get me one of these "chick aliases". they seem like fun __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-05-2005, 02:18 PM	#6
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Pix, pls, k thx.

01-05-2005, 02:19 PM	#7
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Does Clebrownsfan know any professional dove trainers?

01-05-2005, 02:28 PM	#16
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	HAH! Beat you, double B-Or __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-05-2005, 02:31 PM	#18
moriarty College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: A negative place	Quick, put her in the box w/ Lurker ... just to see what happens.

01-05-2005, 02:34 PM	#20
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Welcome welcome. I'm known as the sexiest FOFCer around these parts.

01-05-2005, 02:36 PM	#23
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	all this attention...just wait and itll go away and then youll beg for it back....in the meantime might I suggest a thread called "awkward" for your reading pleasure....it'll let you know a boat load about whats going on in my life. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

01-05-2005, 02:40 PM	#29
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	sportsfan13, read up a few posts, I explained it. Lurker is another girl, being in the box=In the Penalty Box, it was a joke. One that turned out badly, but there it is. I hope your BF explained that we're nice people, just that every now and then we haven't taken our medications and things get goofy. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

01-05-2005, 02:42 PM	#31
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	As you can tell we don't get many new girls around here. Sometime you need to have a drow whip to keep these some of the people here in line.

01-05-2005, 02:42 PM	#32
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Hey wait!! I'm new, and guess what? I'm a girl! Where is my thread?

01-05-2005, 02:45 PM	#36
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	I just thought the Girl in LoneStarGirl would give my gender away. I guess you boys aren't all that bright here huh?

01-05-2005, 02:47 PM	#40
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Can we have a thread of all the women on this board... along with how many of them are married to a FOFC'er... DodgerChick is married to Draft Dodger? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater. Last edited by Noop : 01-05-2005 at 02:50 PM.

01-05-2005, 02:50 PM	#45
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	My only question is if who were the first twelve sportsfans and why don't they post here anymore. Last edited by sabotai : 01-05-2005 at 02:50 PM.

01-05-2005, 02:52 PM	#48
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	hxxp://www.joebobbriggs.com/bmovieguide/images/concretejungle.jpg ** edited per Noop's astute camel-toe observation... Last edited by Franklinnoble : 01-05-2005 at 02:55 PM.

01-05-2005, 02:52 PM	#49
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