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Old 12-28-2004, 02:50 PM   #1
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(Game) Which Weird Story Isn't True?

A)In November, the school district in Spurger, Texas, ended its decades-old, Homecoming Week reverse-roles day (in which girls dress as boys and vice versa) after one parent complained that the tradition promoted a homosexual lifestyle; in its place, the school urged kids to dress in military camouflage.

B)According to a female bailiff in Tampa, Fla., county judge Gasper Ficarrota (during a hotel-room tryst with the bailiff) laid out his robe on their bed for her to wear so that she could "feel the power that his black robe possessed." "Why do you think successful attorneys strive to become judges?" he asked. (The bailiff's remarks were written in her private diary, introduced by her husband at their divorce trial in November.)

C) A Moscow, Russia bar held a drinking competition in November, promising that the last man of the ten men entering would have his bar tab refunded, plus earn the equivalent of $1,000. The results were less then promising. Three men were hospitalized for alcohol posioning, with the winner slipping into a coma. The bar says they haven't decided if they are going to do a second contest.

D) In November, BBC News previewed an upcoming story for its wildlife TV magazine show "Spy in the Woods," derived from film footage from a stationary hidden camera in the Quingling mountains in northwest China. Featured on the show was a panda doing a handstand against a tree, apparently for the purpose of extending the vertical reach of his urine, to more dominantly mark his territory.

Post in this thread which one you think is not true, and why
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Old 12-28-2004, 02:50 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2004, 02:50 PM   #3
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Old 12-28-2004, 02:53 PM   #4
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Who makes up a fake weird story?

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Old 12-28-2004, 02:56 PM   #5
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Old 12-28-2004, 02:58 PM   #6
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D.

Because it's the most normal post. And because I know another of the listings is true already.
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Old 12-28-2004, 02:59 PM   #7
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i am going with C, (what did they expect to happen?)
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:01 PM   #8
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:02 PM   #9
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C is untrue. It just seems too obvious.

I think I remember hearing about A.

And who believes a Panda wouldn't stand on it's hands to pee?
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:10 PM   #10
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I think they're all true. People and pandas are just that stupid.
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:12 PM   #11
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I say C or D ... umm .... C.

Edit: Forgot to say why.

C because if the dude really slipped into a coma, I'd hope there would be some mention/concern of his current health/outlook.

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Old 12-28-2004, 03:17 PM   #12
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I say C or D ... umm .... C.

Edit: Forgot to say why.

C because if the dude really slipped into a coma, I'd hope there would be some mention/concern of his current health/outlook.
Dude, it's Russia..."If he dies, he dies..."

duh.
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:23 PM   #13
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Dude, it's Russia..."If he dies, he dies..."

duh.

Those damn compassionate commies. Then again, someone probably slips into a vodka induced comma every couple of minutes over there.
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:43 PM   #14
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I remember reading A, don't remember b, c, or d. D is so bizarre that it must be true. I'm going with C.
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:58 PM   #15
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:16 PM   #16
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I'm really hoping D is true.
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:41 PM   #17
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I remember hearing A and C. I'm going with D. I think pandas are too damn lazy to do handstands.
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Old 12-28-2004, 04:43 PM   #18
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B is not well written. I choose B.
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Old 12-28-2004, 05:22 PM   #19
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I am going with B, because it seems the most "normal" of the stories...
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Old 12-28-2004, 05:40 PM   #20
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I also say B for the same reason as oliegirl - seems to be the most mundane. I remember hearing stories similar to C & D, so basically it was a toss up to me between A& B
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:00 PM   #21
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A's real. We're talking about Texas- of course they'd buy it as "promoting" homosexuality.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:19 PM   #22
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I remember reading about C. I think there was a FOFC posting about it.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:24 PM   #23
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I'm going with B because it seems the most plausible and is therefore most likely untrue.
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Old 12-28-2004, 06:58 PM   #24
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Did he ask she put on a wizard hat?
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Old 12-28-2004, 07:10 PM   #25
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Did he ask she put on a wizard hat?
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Old 12-28-2004, 11:26 PM   #26
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I'm guessing B.

I remember reading about both A and C, and D is too crazy to be fake...
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:10 AM   #27
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While there have been such drinking contests before (with fatal consequences, sadly) in the US and overseas, stories A, B, and D are all true, so C was made up
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Old 12-29-2004, 08:02 AM   #28
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I remember hearing A and C.
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I remember reading about C. I think there was a FOFC posting about it.
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I remember reading about both A and C, and D is too crazy to be fake...

LOL.
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Old 12-29-2004, 08:03 AM   #29
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yay for me.
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:45 AM   #30
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D, I've heard rumours of the russian one somewhere along the line ...
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:53 AM   #31
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*laughs* Now we know the holiday has fricasseed Marc's brain

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Old 12-29-2004, 10:38 AM   #32
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Raider's Army is gonna have to edit his post now that Marck has posted.

Whoot GO C!
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Old 12-29-2004, 10:51 AM   #33
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D is true...

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Old 12-29-2004, 10:54 AM   #34
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There was a drinking contest in Russia. I should have paid attention to the details and realized that this was not the drinking contest I remembered.
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Old 12-29-2004, 04:48 PM   #35
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Are we ever going to find out which one was true????
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Are we ever going to find out which one was true????

get off the drugs sally
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Old 12-29-2004, 06:07 PM   #37
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While there have been such drinking contests before (with fatal consequences, sadly) in the US and overseas, stories A, B, and D are all true, so C was made up

Reposting for Mrs Oliegirl
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