11-12-2004, 03:07 PM | #1 | ||
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Kirstie Alley
Eghads, what happened?????
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11-12-2004, 03:09 PM | #3 |
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You just found out she blew up like a blimp???
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11-12-2004, 03:11 PM | #4 |
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Her husband's a homo?
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11-12-2004, 03:11 PM | #5 |
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I knew she had gotten chunky but not this big.
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11-12-2004, 03:13 PM | #6 | |
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Don't talk about Robin Culcord that way...
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11-12-2004, 03:13 PM | #7 |
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apparently she was more fetched with norm
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11-12-2004, 03:24 PM | #8 |
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I propose that we name the FOFC aircraft carrier after her.
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11-12-2004, 03:24 PM | #9 |
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pic plz k thx
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11-12-2004, 03:25 PM | #10 | |
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11-12-2004, 03:26 PM | #11 | |
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Belay that order! |
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11-12-2004, 03:35 PM | #12 | |
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Brilliant! The USS Kirstie Alley does have a nice ring to it... |
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11-12-2004, 03:45 PM | #13 |
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That's no actress....it's a space station.
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11-12-2004, 03:51 PM | #14 |
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It raises the possiblity for a whole new posting category:
FOFC Kirstie Alley -- name four life-sized figures from (category) that could be carved on Kirstie Alley
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11-12-2004, 03:53 PM | #15 |
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Am i nuts for saying that I think I would still give it to her?
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11-12-2004, 03:55 PM | #16 | |
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Beautiful. |
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11-12-2004, 03:56 PM | #17 | |
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11-12-2004, 04:00 PM | #18 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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She did a big round of publicity crap about her weight a couple of months ago, how she was going to embrace being a large actress, etc., and I think there was something about a reality show following her around or something like that. I assumed it would be an ultra-boring version of Anna Nicole Smith's show.
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11-12-2004, 04:03 PM | #19 |
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IIRC the reality show is/was titled "Fat Actress" and it was supposed to chronicle the realities of being a horizontally-challenged actress in Hollywood.
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11-12-2004, 04:07 PM | #20 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Are they stopping there, or also adding the "unbelievably annoying voice and limited acting skills" part of the package she brings?
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11-12-2004, 04:49 PM | #21 | |
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I wish I were making this up ...
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11-12-2004, 04:53 PM | #22 |
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Number 1 - "Who the heck has a pet 'possum?"
Number 2 - "Who actually agrees to express breast milk for a 'possum?" Number 3 - "What....Who....I got nothin'" |
11-12-2004, 04:55 PM | #23 |
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She ain't got nothin' on Rita McNeil - the world's largest land mammal.
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11-12-2004, 05:10 PM | #24 |
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"Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it"
Does that mean if the possum did not have sharp teeth, she would have done it!? Last edited by sabotai : 11-12-2004 at 05:10 PM. |
11-12-2004, 05:21 PM | #25 |
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Does the publicist oblige when Kirstie starts to squeak with hunger?
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11-12-2004, 05:45 PM | #26 | |
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Sounds like something Marlon Brando would've asked.
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11-12-2004, 07:16 PM | #27 |
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I don't care how fat this lady gets. I'm getting caught up in the buzz of her new project starring her opposite of John Travolta: Look Who's Talking About A Gastric Bypass.
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11-12-2004, 07:18 PM | #28 |
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I'm still waiting for "Kirstie's Alley" to get released...
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11-13-2004, 12:34 AM | #29 |
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Speaking of women, saw a shot of Daisy Duke today. SHe would need about three pairs of her famous shorts sewn together now to be able to get them on. So many of my childhood fantasies dashed.
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11-13-2004, 01:42 AM | #30 |
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This is one of the most disturbing topics I've ever stumbled across on this board. I just wanted to read about the Steelers/Browns thread and I accidentally clicked this.
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